I'll Make A Mang Out Of You - Parody

Let's get down to business
To defeat the Proxies
Didn’t scout the middle
So now I’m dead
This is the dumbest cheese
I ever saw
But you can bet
That I’ll still lose
Mister, I’ll make a mang
out of you

Didn’t scout the middle
‘Cause I have huge balls
Gates are in the center
So he’s sure to win
You’re a spineless, pale
Pathetic nerd
And you haven’t got a clue
Somehow I’ll make a mang
out of you

I’m never gonna lose a game
Say good-bye to those
who cheesed me
Boy, was I fool in D
for cutting probes
This guy’s got ‘em
scared to death
Hope he doesn’t see
my proxy
Now I really wish that I
knew how to win

(Be a mang)
We must be swift as
a zealot with speed
(Be a mang)
With all the force
of a nine nine proxy,
(Be a mang)
With all the strength
Of a raging twelve nex
Mysterious as the
Dark side of the mang

Time is racing toward us
‘till the DT’s arrive
Better build some cannons
or we won’t survive
You’re unsuited for
the rage of war
So log off, shutdown
you’re through
How could I make a mang
out of you?

(Be a mang)
We must be swift as
a zealot with speed
(Be a mang)
With all the force
of a nine nine proxy,
(Be a mang)
With all the strength
Of a raging twelve nex
Mysterious as the
Dark side of the mang

(Be a mang)
We must be swift as
a zealot with speed
(Be a mang)
With all the force
of a nine nine proxy,
(Be a mang)
With all the strength
Of a raging twelve nex
Mysterious as the
Dark side of the mang