(Ottawa SC) Stephen Harper's Lanstravaganza 2010 - Page 9

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Hey, can you answer these questions for the interview?

Of course. Although I am now a big shot superstar, I will always save time for my fans.


-You're a royal roader, you must have practiced very hard

This is very true. Over the winter break I must have played at least 2 games on iCCup. Sometimes I worry about my health when I practice so hard, but I know that it is worth it to show good games to my fans.


-You played Game 2 . You also played Game 3.

Yes. I played those games very much. Going into them my initial strategy was to simply make drones and mine minerals. However, I had some feeling—call it star sense—after a minute into the game that my opponent was going to make military units to threaten this plan. This is why I adapted in both games to a more aggressive style of play than my fans are used to seeing.


-Once you won, you proceeded to make your opponent cry, and then you cried. Your preparations must have been very thorough

It is a little known fact that the only way to truly inherit the title of the golden mouse is to shed both the tears of your fallen opponent, and your own tears onto the mouse. This is why after the match I told my opponent that his dog died. I am sorry to any of my fans that felt this to be distasteful, but it was absolutely necessary.


-Many people think the Golden Mouse looks more like a fish

It is true that in most photos the golden mouse is too shy to show its true form. It takes the form of a trout so that those unworthy of its true form will not be able to taint it with their greasy stares. I assure you, however, I have witnessed its true form and it is a golden mouse.


-Last words to say?

I'd like to thank my coach, Wumbo, an imaginary pet rabbit that currently lives on the Russian space shuttle. Without Wumbo I would never have achieved so much. Also the men yelling in the other room. You have no idea how gratifying it is to kill a bunch of SCVs with lurkers and then hear eight people yell "OHHHHHHH!!!!!"


Thanks a lot and good luck at future event.

SHA-EFF HWAI-TING