Mafia VII - Player Profiles

Quote: Stork is a powerful depressant.
Profile: Figured I better update my profile before the next mafia game so if I roll mafia I won't be dead at the first bird-related clue.

Former policy debater.

My favorite song:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2zxf_to-here-knows-when

Great short story:
http://fiction.eserver.org/short/araby.html

My blog (will set to work on it this summer):
http://hegesonic.blogspot.com/
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Quote: Attacking a Terran without any lurkers is like going hunting without your accordion.
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Quote: I'm on a boat
Profile: Oh sorry I forgot you can't read binary. - Sonuvbob

You're going to cut off this thing first with just a knife, using only ice as a painkiller, hoping you don't fuck up and in case you do, you're going to put salt or pepper on it? This will end well. - Ramsing

Source

Have a moderate day. - Chill

Thank you so much Klockan, this thread had me all depressed

SC2 is like christmas when you're 5, to me. This thread was the equivalent of someone saying "let's skip christmas this year". - FrozenArbiter

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams

I am the master of vegetable timing rush. - Silver


http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=54575
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How varied really was protoss projectiles in BWs? They had goons and cannons that shot the same blue balls and reavers that shot bigger, fatter, longer ranged, buggy blue balls. – IntoTheWannaBe

America turtled on island and tech to nukes. Also, some drop harass. - Jyvblamo, On WWII
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Quote: Playing: kaizo mario world. Currently stuck on: cave level. Level of sanity: slipping
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Quote: "Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are it could have been." - Kurt Vonnegut
Profile: Alright, how can I make myself a prime mafia suspect...hmm, here are some vague references (they can refer to anything!)

- Pirates have always been elusive figures.
- Oh the times! Oh the morals!
- Lasciat ogni speranza, voi che intrante.
- ”凡事须得研究，才会明白。“ - 鲁迅
- Focus the machine!
- white, blue, red, red, yellow, green, purple, brown, black, colors!
- "Procrastination is the thief of time!" - some guy from the 1600s.
- Feyman's "Law of gravitation" <--best lecture I've ever read

There, clues shouldn't be too difficult to think up with all that junk.



SHADOW SHADOW SHADOW! DRAGON FIRE STORK JAEDONG DINOSAUR SPACESHIP

I hope I'm providing the right words. Let's see...

Knife, gun, burning alive, matches, broken bottle, movie sign, punched to death, kicked to death, boiled to death, run over by a car, abducted by aliens, asphyxiation, defenestration, hanging, flaying, flagellation, robbery, arson, etc.

electronic device, book, sunglasses and other accessories.

CAR CAR CAR

cat, dog, any other pet, lion, tiger, wolf,

Little, medium, large


You got me Caller; you got me. I completely omitted an entire section of what could substantiate a clue. Songs. Ipod. Michael Jackson. Bon Jovi. Billy Joel. The beatles. Frank Sinatra. Wang Lee Hom. Bing Crosby. There.
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Quote: 1, 2, he is coming for you
Profile: Working to be in the entertainment business someday, but not an actor.

First youtube video I made
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Quote: 靈魂交響曲 (Translation: Soul Symphony)
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Quote: It brings tears of joy to my eyes to see the tears of angst in theirs.
Digg Power User
Profile: Fear is the strongest driving force in competition. Not fear of one's opponent, but of the skill and high standard he represents; fear, too, of not acquitting oneself well. In the achievement of higher performances, of beating formidable rivals, the athlete defeats fear and conquers himself. -Franz Stampfl
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Quote: Im improving my English. Any comments about my redaction and word use will be appreciated.
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Quote: "When you play, you have to start off with a mind to turn the game into a rape" - iloveoov --- http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=81288.
Profile: "A true man hates no one"

"Glory is fleeting but obscurity is forever."

"One bad general is better than two good ones."

-Napoleon Bonaparte

"No one ever rises so high as he who knows not where is he going."

-Oliver Cromwell
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Quote: Be a man, Become a Legend.
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Quote: "All the sounds of the Earth are like music" - Oscar Hammerstein II
Profile: http://s1.gladiatus.us/game/c.php?uid=103879
aim:midgetwidgets
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Quote: → ↓ → hp SHHOOOORYYYUKEN
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Quote: o-<--< I kidnapped Little Victor!!!
Profile: I hold gatherings for events such as Starleague Finals and other gatherings for people on Team Liquid who live in the San Diego area. Send me a PM to be added to the list of people I send out such invitations to, it's a blast and it'd be awesome if you joined us.
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Profile: and maybe tomorrow is a better day...
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Quote: :D
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Profile: aim: chuiu
msn: chuiu at msn dot com
email: PM's work fine
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Quote: ####
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Quote: Do you think death could possibly be a boat? / No, no. Death is not. Death isn't. You take my meaning. Death is the ultimate negative. Not-being. You can't not-be on a boat. / I've frequently not been on boats. / No, no. What you've been is not on boats.
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Quote: I voted for you during your last election.
Profile: The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.

Education is a state-controlled manufactory of echoes.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Politics is war without bloodshed, while war is politics with bloodshed.


There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.

Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.

A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.

Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed.

There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality.

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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Quote: Uff Da
Profile: "Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart."
-Burn Notice
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Quote: "When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers." -Oscar Wilde
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Quote: o_O
Profile: In case we're playing mafia...
Orange
Fish
Musical
Amphibian
Surfboard
Sean Connery
Rubik's Cube
Tundra
Blackjack
Cymbal
Helicopter
Scarf
Sheep
Periwinkle
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Quote: If you lose, dont get too loose over your loss. (Hi Salv)
Profile: Hey guys
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Quote: "I am so hip, even my errors are correct"
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Quote: TL CJ Entusman #8 ::::::::: Fan of sAviOr[gm], [ReD]NaDa, and by.herO!
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Quote: Ｔｈｉｓ　ｗａｓ　ａ　５　ｓｔａｒ　ｐｏｓｔ ✭✭✭✭✭
Profile: Too much stuff, mostly captioned pictures of Korean progamers ,with some personal content on the bottom. Check http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/profile.php?user=fusionsdf
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Profile: And on the 8th day, God created ownage...
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Profile: I lurk TL.net. :O
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Quote: FINAL SCORE 0-4 I AM A NEWBIE. Practicing every day to be as good at terran as Manifesto7 [TAKING APPLICATIONS FOR THIS SPACE PM ME] ~~~ disciple, newest FakeSteve Fan Club member (43)!
Profile: the FakeSteve FanClub is:

EvilTeletubby (President)
Manifesto7 (Vice-President)
jkillashark (Historian)
ItchReliever
ReBanned
Midian
vGl-CoW
travis
CTStalker
Frits
Robert-
Rayzorblade
SuNDAnce
Empyrean
DarkGhost]Coon[
Mickey[aCt]
QuietIdiot
StarParty
to miss the mark
FunKiE
Ilikestarcraft
MarKoNio
DEADVESSEL
aND.Beta
Vin[MBL]
CharlieMurphy
MOTHERFUCKIN' MANABLUE
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Wizard
SHALLOW[BAY]
Talith
MORA
lesser_good
Showtime
Machine[USA] (#1 FAN)!
Valentine
GTR-2-GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-orb-
Pokebunny
Mannequin
arb
Etherone
disciple <- Newest member!

PM me to join
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Quote: u son uv a bitch
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Quote: Join Teamliquid Whatpulse Team! -> http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=52126
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Quote: http://l0lhi.mybrute.com we can't be sure of anything in this world, it's the only sure thing i know
Profile: C J O S U
D L PQ T V X
AB FGHI K N R YZ
E M W
What's the pattern?
no really tell me, i have no clue :O
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Quote: With a gust of wind, perhaps.
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Quote: A boat is a boat. A mystery box can be anything -- it can even be a boat!
Profile: Num negas audes? Quid taces? Convincam, si negas; video enim esse hic quosdam qui tecum una fuerunt. O di immortales!
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Quote: Haven't you heard? I'm not an ex-progamer. I'm not a poker player. I'm not an admin of the site. I'm mother fucking Rekrul.
Profile: (12:22:39 AM) krimson: SON
(12:22:44 AM) krimson: IM the ninja trainer
(12:22:46 AM) krimson: i train ninjas
(12:22:47 AM) ostrich: wtf
(12:22:52 AM) ostrich: you're a pokemon trainer
(12:22:57 AM) krimson: POKEMON ARE NINJAS
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Quote: Oh no!!! I accidently the entire thread!!!!
Profile: Some people say that rappers dont have feelings
We have feelings. (We have feelings)
Some people say that we are not rappers. (Were rappers.)
That hurts our feelings.
(Hurts our feelings when you say were not rappers.)
Some people say that rappers are invincible
Were vincible. (Were vincible.)
What you are about to hear are true stories
(Real experiences)
Autobiographical raps.
Things that happened to us, All true
Bring the rhyme!

I make a meal for my friends,
Try to make it delicious,
Try to keep it nutritious,
Create wonderful dishes.
Not one of them thinks about the way I feel
Nobody compliments the meal

I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prized asshole
No one even mentions my casserole.
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
You could a said something nice about my profiteroles

Heres a little story to bring a tear to your eye,
I was shopping for a wet suit to scuba dive,
But every suit I tried is too big around the thighs,
And the assistant suggested I try a ladies size

I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
Im not gonna wear a ladies wet suit I'm a man!
I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
Get me a small mans wet suit, please

Its my birthday, 2003
Wait in for a call from my family

They forgot about me

I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
The day after my birthday is not my birthday, Mum
I call my friends and say, Lets go into town,
But theyre all too busy to go into town
So I go by myself, I go into town
Then I see all my friends, theyre all in town

I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings.
Theyre all lined up to watch that movie
Maid in Manhattan.
Have you even been told that your @ss is too big?
Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
Have you ever been told youre mediocre in bed?
Have you ever been told youve got a weird-shaped head?
Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?
Once again, they forgot about J
Were you ever called homo cuz at school you took drama?
Have you ever been told that you look like a llama?

Tears of a rapper (tears of a rapper),
Im crying tears of a rapper
Tears of a rapper
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Quote: Don't believe the florist when he tells you the roses are free.
Profile: Aim = Nimbalisto
Msn = Nimbalisto@hotmail.com
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Quote: Isnt that worth fighting for? Isnt that worth dying for? - Morpheus
Profile: "How can there be any meaning in the memory of such a being? What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."
—Sephiroth

"Whoever wins, the battle does not end. The loser is set free from the battlefield, while the winner must remain there. And the survivor will live out his life as the warrior until the day he dies." -Big Boss aka Naked Snake
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Quote: KTF MagicMan #2 || I was supposed to be #1 || i Love KTF!!!
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Quote: Men have three teachers--reflection, which is noblest, imitation, which is easiest, and experience, which is bitterest. --Confucius
Profile: Once I gave a girl roses. She waited until they were wilted to give them back to me.

The next month I gave another girl roses. She gave them back to me fresh, but I didn't get any sex out of her.
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Quote: Cheese is good for you!
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Quote: man, I am tiny the stone GIANT!! ┌██┘
Profile: All I do is sleep, sleep, sleep...do whatever I feel like at the moment, if u see me I am probably sleep walking.
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Quote: The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
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Quote: Time for some Revolution !
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Quote: Flash hwaiting! Nal_rA forever!
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Quote: Mini skirt season is right around the corner. ☻
Profile: I hate bandwagons.

Stephen Harper is the worst thing to happen to Canada since Brian Mulroney
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