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iCCup Battle Report No. 1

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Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-15 10:13:00
January 04 2009 05:36 GMT
#1
So, following the trend...
On January 04 2009 09:01 thedeadhaji wrote:
Man if we had enough pple doing these it'd be worth having a subforum just for these ... what do you call these?


Python
Me - Orange Z, 6
Him - Purple Z, 9

This was a ZvZ. I normally hate ZvZs, so I'm not too optimistic going into this game.

I start off with gosu larva micro as my ol heads off to scout. I plan to 12 pool 11 gas, but honestly, I don't know ZvZ BOs. I'm scared shitless of 4/5 pools, though .
[image loading]
zomg, it's like i'm Jaedong!

Our ols cross paths! Confrontation is imminent! TBH, I like it when this happens b/c it takes all the randomness out of ZvZ.
[image loading]
wanna be friends? >_<

Gameplan: do everything he does except a little slower, while whoring drones a little more.

He decides to overpool, so I go 12 pool. He adds his gas really late, and I follow his suit (and sneak in an early hatch).

Pool finishes. Go lings, go!
[image loading]
~kekeke~

I take a tip from the pros and made a ling wall to counter his slightly earlier lings.
[image loading]
i wanna be pro too >_<

We keep massing lings. Due to my earlier 2nd hatch...
[image loading]
bwahahahaha!!


Encouraged by my superior numbers, I decide to attack... Plus, I saw him being sneaky and trying to eke in some drones.
[image loading]
"omg, micro me, noob!! "
(epic fail)

I swear, his lings have like ultralisk carapace or something. After repeatedly spamming 1a1a1a, my lings finally get through.
[image loading]
(zerg = easiest race?)

He decides to be sneaky and send two ninja lings to my base...
[image loading]
lings should be able to cloak too! (bisu switches to z?)

...but they die to reinforcements.
[image loading]


Meanwhile, he's busy morphing a sunken colony.
[image loading]
time for me to show off some gosu ling micro!

The sunk goes down, but takes quite a few lings with it.
[image loading]
1a1a1a wins games

...meanwhile...
[image loading]
emo zergling >_<

Luckily, my other lings aren't as antisocial. He pulls drones to defend.
[image loading]
DRON R WARIOR!!!

He builds a pair of scourge but they run into an ol or something...

Finally, my mutas arrive.
[image loading]
such heroes

He has no air, so he ggs.

I think reporting losses would be funnier >_<
Which could lead to this:
On January 03 2009 08:36 thedeadhaji wrote:
haha you know what? I realized that strat forum "help me" threads wwould be 10x better if the op had to paste screens.


Anyways, find my on iccup (sn: LingsAreFierce), completely humiliate me, and I'll make a battle report for it (sorry, this game was kinda uninteresting).

Check out Dead9's and Nitrogen's blogs for more recent hilarious reports.

village_idiot
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
2436 Posts
January 04 2009 05:44 GMT
#2
Less ecksdea, man.
Lycaeus
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1420 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-04 05:57:12
January 04 2009 05:56 GMT
#3
you're a very animated player :O
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
January 04 2009 05:59 GMT
#4
that's a nice wall at the ramp lol
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
January 04 2009 06:00 GMT
#5
I didn't know zergs can wall their ramp, apparently they can
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Fr33t
Profile Joined June 2008
United States1128 Posts
January 04 2009 06:32 GMT
#6
lol, I love these
"Wow you could literally transport Lomo's face to a girl and the result would be pretty deceptive."
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24814 Posts
January 04 2009 06:35 GMT
#7
I want to make one of these except I'll hand pick all the screen shots to completely misrepresent the game, and lie about the result.

1v1 anyone?
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
January 04 2009 07:22 GMT
#8
On January 04 2009 15:35 micronesia wrote:
I want to make one of these except I'll hand pick all the screen shots to completely misrepresent the game, and lie about the result.

1v1 anyone?

kk gogo pm'd
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
January 04 2009 07:26 GMT
#9
dude thats no fair u got fakesteve to play and he blew off my arms
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
TheNikeYork
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States389 Posts
January 04 2009 14:18 GMT
#10
That is one sexy wall imo
Everyone knows cucumbers have terrible souls
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
January 04 2009 14:23 GMT
#11
On January 04 2009 15:35 micronesia wrote:
I want to make one of these except I'll hand pick all the screen shots to completely misrepresent the game, and lie about the result.

Notice only one of his screenshots includes the minimap.
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