EPTOn January 04 2009 09:01 thedeadhaji wrote:
Man if we had enough pple doing these it'd be worth having a subforum just for these ... what do you call these?
Man if we had enough pple doing these it'd be worth having a subforum just for these ... what do you call these?
Python
Me - Orange Z, 6
Him - Purple Z, 9
This was a ZvZ. I normally hate ZvZs, so I'm not too optimistic going into this game.
I start off with gosu larva micro as my ol heads off to scout. I plan to 12 pool 11 gas, but honestly, I don't know ZvZ BOs. I'm scared shitless of 4/5 pools, though
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zomg, it's like i'm Jaedong!
Our ols cross paths! Confrontation is imminent! TBH, I like it when this happens b/c it takes all the randomness out of ZvZ.
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wanna be friends? >_<
Gameplan: do everything he does except a little slower, while whoring drones a little more.
He decides to overpool, so I go 12 pool. He adds his gas really late, and I follow his suit (and sneak in an early hatch).
Pool finishes. Go lings, go!
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~kekeke~
I take a tip from the pros and made a ling wall to counter his slightly earlier lings.
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i wanna be pro too >_<
We keep massing lings. Due to my earlier 2nd hatch...
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bwahahahaha!!
Encouraged by my superior numbers, I decide to attack... Plus, I saw him being sneaky and trying to eke in some drones.
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"omg, micro me, noob!!
"(epic fail)
I swear, his lings have like ultralisk carapace or something. After repeatedly spamming 1a1a1a, my lings finally get through.
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(zerg = easiest race?)
He decides to be sneaky and send two ninja lings to my base...
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lings should be able to cloak too! (bisu switches to z?)
...but they die to reinforcements.
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Meanwhile, he's busy morphing a sunken colony.
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time for me to show off some gosu ling micro!
The sunk goes down, but takes quite a few lings with it.
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1a1a1a wins games
...meanwhile...
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emo zergling >_<
Luckily, my other lings aren't as antisocial. He pulls drones to defend.
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DRON R WARIOR!!!
He builds a pair of scourge but they run into an ol or something...
Finally, my mutas arrive.
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such heroes
He has no air, so he ggs.
I think reporting losses would be funnier >_<
Which could lead to this:
On January 03 2009 08:36 thedeadhaji wrote:
haha you know what? I realized that strat forum "help me" threads wwould be 10x better if the op had to paste screens.
haha you know what? I realized that strat forum "help me" threads wwould be 10x better if the op had to paste screens.
Anyways, find my on iccup (sn: LingsAreFierce), completely humiliate me, and I'll make a battle report for it (sorry, this game was kinda uninteresting).
Check out Dead9's and Nitrogen's blogs for more recent hilarious reports.
