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Jimmy and the carrot

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lesser_good
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada698 Posts
July 23 2007 04:27 GMT
#1
Once apone a time there lived a boy named Jimmy. Jimmy truely despised carrots. When ever his mother would put carrots into his plate he would scream and cry. Jimmy had not eaten carrots for 5 years.
One day Jimmys mom got fed up and told jimmy that if he didnt eat at least one carrot before bed time he would be greatly punished. Jimmys mom seemed to be worried about something. So jimmy accepted the carrots. ¨NO way in hell am i eating this¨ exclamed jimmy under his breath as him mother went to get him carrots. Jimmy was going to hide the carrots into his pokets as soon as his mother would stop looking at him. Luckly for jimmy the phone rang and his mother ran to answer it. In this short period of time Jimmy scooped up all the carrots and placed them into his poket. He then took one out bit the end ( spat the rest into his hand and wiped it on his pants) and placed it into his plate as if nothing had happend. When his mother arived she saw that all the carrots was gone except one. she was pleased but asked jimmy why he had only eatin half of this carrot. I wasnt hungry anymore ma, he told her inocently. Jimmy got up hugged his mother and went outside to play.
It was now night out side and Jimmy and his younger sister had been in bed for two hours now. Jimmys mother was reading a book when the door bell ringed. she got up while she looked at her watch and went to answer the door. There stood a giant carrot. Jimmys mom gasped in surprise as the
carrot made his way into he house (closing the door as he went). ¨we told you madam that if u did not feed your son
carrots we were going to come¨ said the carrot in
a scary tone. ¨but..... but¨ said jimmys mom
as tears fell from her eyes ¨ he did eat carrots i
saw him¨. ¨No he did not¨ cried the carrot ¨im afraid
i will have to proceed with what was agreed to on the
phone¨. The carrot then took out a shut gun and placed it into jimmys mothers mouth. Tears slid down her cheeks as the carrot pulled both triggers. Her once beautiful face exploded into a cloud of blood ,and bone. The carrot grinned as Jimmys mohers brains splashed on the wall behind her. The carrot recharged his shot gun and made his way to Jimmys sisters room. Jimmys sister was 4 years old. a shame thought the carrot as he disembowled her with his bare hands.the carrot took out a knife and slowly cut a peace of intetines. With his prise the carrot walked to his final destination; Jimmys room. The carrot opend the door and walked to jimmys bed (the intestines draging on the floor behind him). He placed the intestines around jimmys neck and started to choke him. Jimmy woke up and looked at the carrot in fear. This is what happens if u dont eat your carrots cried the carrot in laughter as he choked jimmy to death.
the end


THe moral of this story is . If u dont eat carrots a giant carrot will come to your house and kill you and your family. be warned.


im not crazy just bored

****
pew pew
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32282 Posts
July 23 2007 04:54 GMT
#2
hahahahahh
Moderator<:3-/-<
Myxomatosis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States2392 Posts
July 23 2007 04:57 GMT
#3
rofl
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
July 23 2007 05:04 GMT
#4
What about broccoli?
lesser_good
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada698 Posts
July 23 2007 05:08 GMT
#5
On July 23 2007 14:04 XCetron wrote:
What about broccoli?


same with every veggy should have mentioned....
pew pew
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
July 23 2007 05:27 GMT
#6
nice one!
dementus
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Singapore1153 Posts
July 23 2007 06:22 GMT
#7
what in blue fuck... 5'ed!

i like the part where the carrot 'recharges' his shotgun though, nice touch.
"I couldn't stop myself from having unreal macro and sick timing senses."
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
July 23 2007 06:29 GMT
#8
sounds like something out of family guy
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
July 23 2007 06:39 GMT
#9
wtf
Wizard
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Poland5055 Posts
July 23 2007 06:43 GMT
#10
5 star. Stupid, but entertaining.
sAviOr[gm] ~ want to watch good replays? read my blog: http://www.teamliquid.net/blog/wizard
lesser_good
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada698 Posts
July 23 2007 07:13 GMT
#11
On July 23 2007 15:22 dementus wrote:
what in blue fuck... 5'ed!

i like the part where the carrot 'recharges' his shotgun though, nice touch.



man that make me think i didnt even make the carrot use the gun again
pew pew
Yuljan
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
2196 Posts
July 23 2007 07:13 GMT
#12
I dont like your stories you seem very insecure and have alot of supressed aggression. Go outside for a change and try to do something productive.
Flow.of.soul
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States210 Posts
July 23 2007 07:18 GMT
#13
Yuljan is just a noob that was awesome. Giant Carrots with shotguns lmao
pooper-scooper
Profile Joined May 2003
United States3108 Posts
July 23 2007 07:25 GMT
#14
I love it.
Good...Bad... Im the guy with the gun
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
July 23 2007 08:57 GMT
#15
that was so good, i gave you a 5 star rating ;]
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
July 23 2007 12:47 GMT
#16
HAHAHA
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
July 31 2007 15:36 GMT
#17
OMG ROFL HAHA
Karma is a bitch
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13197 Posts
July 31 2007 16:07 GMT
#18
MOAR
Hates Fun🤔
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
November 11 2007 22:25 GMT
#19
lololo.l, im gonna make this into a comic strip.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
September 17 2011 02:58 GMT
#20
I searched for "carrot" with the search function because I was bored as shit, and I found this.

I am no longer bored. Awesome blog.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
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