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Rodimus Prime
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
182 Posts
December 31 2011 02:23 GMT
#1
OK so it's new year's eve tonight and there's a girl I've been crushing (not literally, unfortunately) for about a year now.

I'm balancing up two options. One is to call her up today, ask her what she's doing tonight. Chances are she'll have plans with her friends or possibly boyfriend that I don't know about.

If she says she's busy tonight - I'll just straight up and say I want to come (in her pants, but I'll omit the in her pants part). And then if she's hesitant I'll be forceful like a man who doesn't take no for an answer (hopefully without sounding too much like a spoiled little boy). And then I'll just grab and kiss her wherever and whenever I get the chance despite her protestations and hopefully not end up with a sexual assault charge.

Option two is to do nothing, and if sometime in the future she asks me what I got up to on NYE I'll say I was hanging with my current girlfriend, which has the slim possibility of making her jealous and increase my chances of winning her back at some point. Yeah, I know I'm not being exactly fair to my current girlfriend by not being honest with her and telling her I struggle to have feelings for her and that I'm actually crushing for another girl - but this current girlfriend is like my fallback girl, kind of like insurance, and I'd be an idiot to chuck her like a white knight because it's possible I'd end up with nothing (i.e. I'm keeping two in the kitty).

So... What should I do? I need to make a decision soon.

I'd really appreciate any advice... I hate that this is something I haven't got sorted out in my life at the moment. You know... Just the part where you want someone but you can't be with them. We were together at one point earlier in the year but due to me moving overseas she lost her feelings for me. I'm still living overseas but I was thinking if I took option A I'd just tell her - give up your crappy job and come overseas with me. It'll be a drastic change to your life but it'll be better than what you're doing now. And then leave it up to her to take that whatever way she wants (my preference is that she decides to take me up her butt).

Poll: Option A or B?

A (13)
 
87%

B (2)
 
13%

15 total votes

Your vote: Option A or B?

(Vote): A
(Vote): B



Mr.Rager
Profile Joined August 2011
United States59 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-31 02:27:46
December 31 2011 02:27 GMT
#2
nvm.
ReketSomething
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States6012 Posts
December 31 2011 02:29 GMT
#3
Why are these two the only options...
Jaedong :3
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
December 31 2011 02:30 GMT
#4
both of these options sound like shit
why are you leading your poor girlfriend on... real scumbag behavior
:)
seiferoth10
Profile Joined May 2010
3362 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-31 02:37:01
December 31 2011 02:31 GMT
#5
So you're making a blog just to ask if you should call a girl?

Girl blogs are usually bad but this one is garbage.

Edit: Seems like you want some scapegoat to ease your mind so you can cheat on your girlfriend.
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
December 31 2011 02:32 GMT
#6
where is the shemale in this story?
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
Tortious_Tortoise
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States944 Posts
December 31 2011 02:32 GMT
#7
Why is this called chicks with dicks blog?
Treating eSports as a social science since 2011; Credo: "The system is never wrong"-- Day9 Daily #400 Part 3
FFGenerations
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
7088 Posts
December 31 2011 02:33 GMT
#8
make her laugh like 20 times first then do it
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n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
December 31 2011 02:33 GMT
#9
Umm, don't do either of these things...
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
Rodimus Prime
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
182 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-31 02:39:41
December 31 2011 02:34 GMT
#10
On December 31 2011 11:29 ReketSomething wrote:
Why are these two the only options...


I'd appreciate any other advice you have to offer. Maybe I need to see outside the box? I don't know. I'm leaning towards option A, the risk is that option A will fuck things up for good and I lose contact altogether (sometimes friendzone is better than Ukraineradiationzone).

On December 31 2011 11:30 unichan wrote:
both of these options sound like shit
why are you leading your poor girlfriend on... real scumbag behavior


I know it's scumbag but sex to me is like food... I can't really go without it and if I throw it away for selfless reasons it might not necessarily be easy to get another girl straight away. All humans are selfish (yes, you can call the world scum, but at least admit that it's natural rather than something you can change). Would you quit your current job for a new, higher paying job? That's being scumbag to your current boss who might value you. Relationships are a lot like jobs. You don't quit one until you've found a better one, otherwise you could end up caught in a recession and have no job at all.

Edit: To clarify, it's like you're looking for a new job but you're not telling your current boss. Why would you? It only decreases your benefits and if you don't end up finding a new job at all all it's done is make you an ass at work. Unless you and your boss are tight, like tight like a 16 year old virgin's pussy, then you don't tell him you're resigning until you've scored that new job.

This is from a previous post in my blog:

Called her a few weeks ago (waited about two weeks for her to contact me so sigh had to make the first and second move) and we arranged a casual coffee catch-up. She's indicated that due to our cultural differences in background we should just be friends. Inside I was saying fuck that shit, I want to fuck you right now. But my beta-instincts made me say: "OK, but this means I won't take you back if you change your mind in the future." Not sure if it was the right thing to say or not 'cos I'd probably take her back in a heartbeat but then again my word is not 'my word', if you get my drift.

Tomorrow's new years' eve and I was thinking of asking her out and making a move on her... You know how certain circumstances can result in romantic moments that usually would not occur (e.g. drunken office parties or Christmas time under the mistletoe). Then again, hot chicks like that don't just have nothing to do on NYE and she probably already has plans. If anyone has any advice, such as it wouldn't hurt to call, then I'd appreciate it. Alternatively I've got a 'fuck buddy' I could spend the night and do the usual go out on the town stuff with... But I guess relationships are a lot like making an investment... You can play it safe and settle down with someone you're not madly in love with (the equivalent of earning 1% interest per year)... Or you could go for gold and risk ending up a lonely old man with no girl at all (the equivalent of putting all your savings all in but the potential benefits if successful are huge... Thing is high risk companies like that you'd be crazy to invest... Unless you wanted to live a crazy (and possibly future homeless) life).
NagAfightinG
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom270 Posts
December 31 2011 02:40 GMT
#11
I feel mislead by the title yo
We live like animals thinking of the afterlive
nekuodah
Profile Joined August 2010
England2409 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-31 02:42:22
December 31 2011 02:42 GMT
#12
1/5'd and didnt vote the correct answer because title was misleading, TAKE THAT OP!

Edit: not that i wanted to hear about chicks with dicks.....
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
December 31 2011 02:42 GMT
#13
You know I hovered over the title, wondering why I so quickly thought it would in complete say chicks with dicks. Imagine my surprise when it did, in fact, hold that title.

Fucking just do it and don't make a blog asking about doing it.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
intotheheart
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada33091 Posts
December 31 2011 02:43 GMT
#14
Go for it. Always.
kiss kiss fall in love
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24741 Posts
December 31 2011 02:44 GMT
#15
moderators with patience for improperly named blogs
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
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