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Sonnet
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Ireland39 Posts
July 08 2010 00:52 GMT
#1
Last night this girl takes me to her place,
On our way there and she's getting hot,
She's all about the dick and down for disgrace,
And I've got moves, gonna give her a shot

So we get to her house, check out the bed,
She takes a shower and I stall, expect her,
There was no way to know what lay ahead,
Turns out the bitch had those vaginal spectres

Of course, then I left immediately,
There's no working with haunted genitals,
Mixing ectoplasm and intimacy,
Would take some ghostbusting credentials

I could have railed her, was inside her pants,
But those phantoms? Not a ghost of a chance...


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The greatest burden a man must bear is choosing being understood over metrical footing :(
Frozz
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada61 Posts
July 08 2010 00:56 GMT
#2
Dear Sonnet, you may be quite new
But, really, good sir, get a clue:
I once more restate
That there's no debate
In knowing who really fucked who.
The above was a Limerick
Frozz
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada61 Posts
July 08 2010 01:03 GMT
#3
It's funny you mention a "ghost"
"Hey look at my super cool post."
I'd guess a mistake -
This "ghost" was a fake
A fancy, a conjured up boast.
The above was a Limerick
ironchef
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Canada1350 Posts
July 08 2010 01:03 GMT
#4
damn, both of you could be like batman villains. Admire the effort of writing in verse :0
“Because your own strength is unequal to the task, do not assume that it is beyond the powers of man; but if anything is within the powers and province of man, believe that it is within your own compass also.” - Marcus Aurelius
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 08 2010 01:03 GMT
#5
I freestyled a rap upon reading these 2 posts then forgot it as I was gonna start typing it..shit...
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
July 08 2010 01:05 GMT
#6
can I have a 3some with you two?

we could write poems and shit, would be intense!
Frozz
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada61 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-08 01:10:16
July 08 2010 01:08 GMT
#7
It's funny you boast "rhymes and shit"
When slant rhymes are all you can fit.
See, I can't concur
When your words are a slur
So really, man, learn when to quit.
The above was a Limerick
moon`
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States372 Posts
July 08 2010 01:08 GMT
#8
Haha, nice poem. ;p
Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like pandabearguy.
SirJolt
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
the Dagon Knight4002 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-08 01:11:51
July 08 2010 01:10 GMT
#9
"Slant rhymes" sounds almost racist... that says more about me than anyone else though :/
Moderator@SirJolt
Vanka
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
China1336 Posts
July 08 2010 01:13 GMT
#10
Nice poem, but honestly, as an English major I'm pretty offended that you're writing sonnets without iambic pentameter. I know writing in iambic is a bitch, but there are certain expectations for a sonnet...
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
July 08 2010 01:15 GMT
#11
look at all these kids spitting trash
like its some kind of monster mash
I've heard some crank shit
your rhymes aint no hit
just pathetic doctor seuss frash
Frozz
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada61 Posts
July 08 2010 01:16 GMT
#12
See, "crazy words" aren't all the rage
When thesaurus.com's your home page.
It's not so impressive
When each new successive
Word is looked up (this we gauge).
The above was a Limerick
Frozz
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada61 Posts
July 08 2010 01:20 GMT
#13
I hope you don't take this too hard
'Cause even if you're not a bard
I really mean well
'Cause you seem quite swell
Just try not to look like a tard <3
The above was a Limerick
Frozz
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada61 Posts
July 08 2010 01:21 GMT
#14
I guess that came off as quite mean...
So sorry for being obscene.
I'll say you've got spunk
(Oh hey, who'da thunk?)
Keep trucking, you rhyming machine!
The above was a Limerick
Ursadon-n-Pals
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States928 Posts
July 08 2010 01:36 GMT
#15
Haha... Frozz is all over this blog. Might as well demand a grudgematch.
Nothing worth having comes easy.
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
July 08 2010 01:40 GMT
#16
this is cool
i am drool

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ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
July 08 2010 01:43 GMT
#17
I think this trashtalking incurs a call
For a grudgematch that will settle this once and for all
Who's the true master between Sonnet and Frozz
Already, there is a victim named Trozz
Requesting a cast with poetic style, lawl!
Kezzer
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1268 Posts
July 08 2010 01:47 GMT
#18
im just typing off the top of my head
just want to post in this epic thread
its not epic yet, i just wanted to add rhythm
oh fuck nothing rhyms with rhythm
now i just rhymed rhythm with rhythm
rhythum four times in a row destroys the rhythm
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
July 08 2010 01:49 GMT
#19
dicks
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3454 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-08 02:05:51
July 08 2010 02:05 GMT
#20
WOAH, wicked blog dude.
Spotlight this ASAP!
This thread is unreal.
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
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