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OmniscientSC2
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States713 Posts
July 08 2010 18:35 GMT
#41
So... I wrote this:

I could care more, but not less
About your sexual adventures
Yo you got me turning green
Call me hulk from the avengers
Yup, Turning green like a chogoling,
And then I go real big and explode on death,
Thought you were good with your 8 marines
But now I'm leaving you to clean up the mess
Yes!
Talkin about being with a girl
And she getting real hot on the way to her place
I can tell it's a lie so please quit now
Before I end up having to put you in your place
Cannot win, so like I said 3 lines ago
Press F10 then E, S , S
Test your skills, against me, yes
But I've never ever lost since NESS
Too fast and furious, Hellion Pilot
You are chogoling and I'm asleep so keep quiet
Wake me up and yes, you must face
the dire consequences
Got you counting more differences
Than, the 2010 Census
Spitting hot shit yup
Like the Zerg Queen

And was going to post it on youtube... but got lazy... I took a nap after writing that last line.
"Did you know about Day and the Wicker Basket?" - Harem "Hi, I'm from Texas." -TLO
Issor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States870 Posts
July 08 2010 18:58 GMT
#42
On July 08 2010 10:16 Frozz wrote:
See, "crazy words" aren't all the rage
When thesaurus.com's your home page.
It's not so impressive
When each new successive
Word is looked up (this we gauge).



You're my hero for this limerick.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-08 19:54:31
July 08 2010 19:53 GMT
#43
Good, but not Archibald Lampbear good.



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LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Atom Cannister
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Germany380 Posts
July 08 2010 21:32 GMT
#44
I was in Limerick once, it's not that nice there...
...
Sharkified
Profile Joined January 2009
Canada254 Posts
July 08 2010 21:59 GMT
#45
God, this thread is dope
But you guys smell at rhymin
You better get some soap
cuz sharkified's here smashin
Issor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States870 Posts
July 08 2010 22:03 GMT
#46
That was literally the worst post I have ever read on any form ever.
Atom Cannister
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Germany380 Posts
July 08 2010 23:35 GMT
#47
On July 09 2010 07:03 Issorlol wrote:
That was literally the worst post I have ever read on any form ever.

...
ohIdentity
Profile Joined March 2010
United States52 Posts
July 09 2010 07:56 GMT
#48
Best.
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
July 10 2010 03:37 GMT
#49
Just waiting for Fakesteve to roll into this thread
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
Prodigalson
Profile Joined May 2010
Philippines19 Posts
July 10 2010 03:39 GMT
#50
heehe funny
i wonder whats those vaginal spectres, how it looks.
www.starcraft2digos.clan.su
Batlin
Profile Joined July 2010
1 Post
July 11 2010 07:25 GMT
#51
While sonnet has started this game
It seems frozz has put him to shame
His limerical brunt
Had broken son's front
And killed all the probes in his main.
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-11 08:08:05
July 11 2010 08:07 GMT
#52
This Thread is gold
This Thread is gold
This Thread is gold

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Poem with a lot of repetition!
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
July 11 2010 08:15 GMT
#53
On July 09 2010 06:59 Sharkified wrote:
God, this thread is dope
But you guys smell at rhymin
You better get some soap
cuz sharkified's here smashin


This post gave me cancer.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-11 13:30:19
July 11 2010 13:26 GMT
#54
I feel we're about to engage in a fight,
'tween two men of similar names,
And both shall walk in with their heads held high,
But both will return in great shame,

For when conflict occurs there is no resolution,
No matter what the counselors said,
But Trozz and Frozz I wish you the best,
'Cause next week, I predict, you'll be dead.

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dactylic tetrameter ownt
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
XsebT
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Denmark2980 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-12 01:03:27
July 12 2010 00:32 GMT
#55
Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'.

The above was a quote by Charles Chaplin
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FetusFondler
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States246 Posts
July 12 2010 22:56 GMT
#56
I never quite got the concept of stressed/unstressed syllables in iambic pentameter. Can anyone enlighten me? :\
None are so busy as the fool and knave.
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
July 13 2010 01:02 GMT
#57
example: i FUCKED a COUCH and GOT my PEnis STUCK

first unstressed second stressed
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
[NyC]HoBbes
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States803 Posts
July 13 2010 06:18 GMT
#58
On July 09 2010 06:59 Sharkified wrote:
God, this thread is dope
But you guys smell at rhymin
You better get some soap
cuz sharkified's here smashin


This is quite possibly the worst post ever made on the internet
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