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Song: 7 Things I Hate About Woo (EffOrt)

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Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
November 25 2009 11:48 GMT
#1
This blog is in direct response to http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=106175

I had wanted to write a song about a pro-gamer for a while and after listening to XsebT's awesome song I finally decided to do one of my own.

I will say that I have absolutely no singing, lyrical, or musical talent of any kind. I just like to have fun and have no shame.

'7 Things I Hate About Woo'

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**LYRICS**

Uno, Dos, Tres, Four

Sea, Sea, Sea

I probably shouldn't post this
But sometimes I just don't care
When I think about your previous
games I get so scared

You are too good, I don't like it
you just never seem to lose, except to Flash
And now we're watching the SPL
They send out EffOrt for another ACE, owns face

The 7 things I hate about Woo,
The 7 things I hate about Woo, oh Woo

Your Scourge, your Lings, your Z v P
You'd beat me, you beat Sea
You're Alien, you're inhuman
He replaced Savior, Just sayin'
Your hands, they're weird,
When you hold a mouse, just know I'm scared
I wanna see you crushed under Cho
And the 7th thing I hate the most about Woo,
You're way too gosu

He carries CJ Entus
IdrA has to wash his clothes
Who will he destroy next?
Everyone in 2k10
If you dont stop, I will rage quit
If you played wow, I would g-quit
Let's be clear,
You are much better off
Playing a lot more like Spear

The 7 things I hate about Woo,
Your Scourge, your Lings, your Z v P
You'd beat me, you beat Sea
You're Alien, you're inhuman
He replaced Savior, Just sayin'
Your hands, they're weird,
When you hold a mouse, just know I'm scared
I wanna see you crushed under Cho
And the 7th thing I hate the most about Woo,
You're way too gosu

And compared to a few great things
That would take one sec to type
I probably should mention
The 7 that I like

The 7 things I like about Woo
You're short, you're weak, you weigh five pounds
I could beat him up easy
You make me smile, you make me grin
I swear to god you're an Alien
You are from Mars
Go back to outerspace, I will tell no one
And maybe Lee Jae Dong will win again
And the 7th thing I like most about Woo
You're way too gosu

Sea, Sea

oooOOOOooooOO

OOOooOOoOOOOOo

*****
Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
wok
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States504 Posts
November 25 2009 11:51 GMT
#2
uno dos tres four! Ahahhahahaaha Very catchy.
I'll race you to defeatism... you win.
myfriendPlank
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States550 Posts
November 25 2009 11:52 GMT
#3
Epic song.
Bill Murray
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States9292 Posts
November 25 2009 11:56 GMT
#4
"IdrA has to wash his clothes" made me laugh
University of Kentucky Basketball #1
meeple
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada10211 Posts
November 25 2009 11:58 GMT
#5
LOL... very nice! 5/5
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
November 25 2009 11:59 GMT
#6
LOL
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
November 25 2009 12:04 GMT
#7
hahahahaha thank you for making my day
SHr3DD3r
Profile Joined March 2009
Pakistan2137 Posts
November 25 2009 12:16 GMT
#8
looool amazing
Hit them hard! Hit them low! - Forever a Bisu Fan!~!
Cu(oCo)
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Italy358 Posts
November 25 2009 12:17 GMT
#9
lol
Goons? just vulture toys 휴.휴
BloodDrunK
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bangladesh2767 Posts
November 25 2009 12:18 GMT
#10
LOL 5/5.
You have the power to create your own destiny.
imperfek
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Australia160 Posts
November 25 2009 12:26 GMT
#11
can we have a download link for the song ?
UNBOWED, UNBENT, UNBROKEN
Prof. Protoss
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Germany744 Posts
November 25 2009 13:00 GMT
#12
rofl 5/5 !!
Don't mess the fess!
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
November 25 2009 13:18 GMT
#13
On November 25 2009 22:00 Prof. Protoss wrote:
rofl 5/5 !!

In the woods, there lurks..
Scaramanga
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia8090 Posts
November 25 2009 13:23 GMT
#14
HAHA, this was awsome :D
Loda talked about the fun counter, it's AdmiralBulldog on his natures prophet
JFKWT
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Singapore1442 Posts
November 25 2009 13:25 GMT
#15
Sea. Sea. Sea. Sea. XD
The calm before the storm / "loli is not a crime, but meganekko is the way to go!"
NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
November 25 2009 13:57 GMT
#16
Oh god this made me laugh so hard the Korean girl next door was banging on the wall. Best blog I've ever listened to. Please do more songs in the future. 5/5.
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
November 25 2009 14:02 GMT
#17
LOL

This is my favorite thread in the history of the planet.

LOOOOOOOOOOL
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9947 Posts
November 25 2009 14:04 GMT
#18
l m a o
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
canucks12
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada812 Posts
November 25 2009 14:18 GMT
#19
Voice crack XD

That was great.
ThePhan2m
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Norway2750 Posts
November 25 2009 14:27 GMT
#20
haha, made me lol. good job!
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