EPTI had wanted to write a song about a pro-gamer for a while and after listening to XsebT's awesome song I finally decided to do one of my own.
I will say that I have absolutely no singing, lyrical, or musical talent of any kind. I just like to have fun and have no shame.
'7 Things I Hate About Woo'
**LYRICS**
Uno, Dos, Tres, Four
Sea, Sea, Sea
I probably shouldn't post this
But sometimes I just don't care
When I think about your previous
games I get so scared
You are too good, I don't like it
you just never seem to lose, except to Flash
And now we're watching the SPL
They send out EffOrt for another ACE, owns face
The 7 things I hate about Woo,
The 7 things I hate about Woo, oh Woo
Your Scourge, your Lings, your Z v P
You'd beat me, you beat Sea
You're Alien, you're inhuman
He replaced Savior, Just sayin'
Your hands, they're weird,
When you hold a mouse, just know I'm scared
I wanna see you crushed under Cho
And the 7th thing I hate the most about Woo,
You're way too gosu
He carries CJ Entus
IdrA has to wash his clothes
Who will he destroy next?
Everyone in 2k10
If you dont stop, I will rage quit
If you played wow, I would g-quit
Let's be clear,
You are much better off
Playing a lot more like Spear
The 7 things I hate about Woo,
Your Scourge, your Lings, your Z v P
You'd beat me, you beat Sea
You're Alien, you're inhuman
He replaced Savior, Just sayin'
Your hands, they're weird,
When you hold a mouse, just know I'm scared
I wanna see you crushed under Cho
And the 7th thing I hate the most about Woo,
You're way too gosu
And compared to a few great things
That would take one sec to type
I probably should mention
The 7 that I like
The 7 things I like about Woo
You're short, you're weak, you weigh five pounds
I could beat him up easy
You make me smile, you make me grin
I swear to god you're an Alien
You are from Mars
Go back to outerspace, I will tell no one
And maybe Lee Jae Dong will win again
And the 7th thing I like most about Woo
You're way too gosu
Sea, Sea
oooOOOOooooOO
OOOooOOoOOOOOo
Very catchy.
