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[Song]Gay For Stork

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XsebT
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Denmark2980 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-19 23:52:41
November 21 2009 23:56 GMT
#1
So, El.Divino wrote a song about being (a little) gay for Stork. You can see his blog here. Because of my passion for Stork I felt I had to make it into music with a little help from my guitar.

A few warnings though:
1. This is quite a gay song.
2. I'm not great at singing. (But you survived TL idols, didn't you?)
3. $5 mic.



Lyrics (I changed it a bit to make it fit better):
Best day of my life, as far as I can tell.
Was the end of the Incruit OSL...
Oh, how I'll never forget that day,
When the Dino toss microed away.
I squirmed and cried oh so passionately...
When he dropped two games to fantasy...
But on Chupung Ryeong he did his thing....
And that's the reason, why I sing...

---
*chorus*
---
He's King of Silver, but he'll always win,
He just got ripped and is kinda thin...
I want inside the Samsung house,
I want his fingers on my mouse....
Don't get me wrong, my love ain't stray,
It's not often I feel this way.
But from my heart I want to say..
I might be a little gay...
For Stork.....For Stork.....
For Stork.....For Stork.....
---

I stayed up late and and got online,
World Cyber Games two thousand nine...
2-0'ed Kolll in Caller's stream,
A better set, I've never seen..
But when he lost to Lee Jaedong,
I feared my allegiance could be wrong.
I realized it's not about winning,
It's about true love, that's why I'm singing...

---
*chorus*
---

His shuttle micro earned my love,
His carriers once rained above,
His templars was storming all the land,
I'd beat up Bisu to hold his hand..
We'll play some WoW, or read TL,
Maybe one day, he'll win an MSL,
We'll Slow Dance on Return of the King...
But that's a dream, so I'll just sing...

Edit:
Reuploaded. Hi Kiante!

****
화이팅
lone_hydra
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada1460 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-21 23:59:55
November 21 2009 23:59 GMT
#2
Wow... someone send this to Stork. His reaction will be priceless. I can imagine FBH beside him making fun of his fanbase. Go Khan!
Fav Gamers: 2)Stork 5)Bisu
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
November 22 2009 00:01 GMT
#3
lol nice
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
November 22 2009 00:04 GMT
#4
WOW haha this is some great stuff!
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Aresien
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United Kingdom305 Posts
November 22 2009 00:09 GMT
#5
Haha, epic song. Good singing as well ^_^
CuteSmallHydra
Profile Joined May 2003
Canada120 Posts
November 22 2009 00:10 GMT
#6
That was the best thing I've ever heard. Great job! =o
aka fOr)Darko
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-22 00:17:09
November 22 2009 00:13 GMT
#7
YES. YES. YES.

Edit: I hope you do a better recording of it. It is seriously hella epic but whatever microphone you were using definitely could not handle the epicness.

YOU ROCK.
Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
November 22 2009 00:19 GMT
#8
Send this to Stork! Seriously!!!
TonyL2
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
England1953 Posts
November 22 2009 00:20 GMT
#9
Hah that sounded good *thumbs up*

Now for a duet with El.Divino
XsebT
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Denmark2980 Posts
November 22 2009 00:23 GMT
#10
On November 22 2009 09:13 HuskyTheHusky wrote:
YES. YES. YES.

Edit: I hope you do a better recording of it. It is seriously hella epic but whatever microphone you were using definitely could not handle the epicness.

YOU ROCK.

lol, nope, $5 can't handle much epicness.

Thanks for the positive feedback guys!
화이팅
NeonFlare
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Finland1307 Posts
November 22 2009 00:32 GMT
#11
Damn it, I laughed heartily and my throat is sore...

Great stuff man.
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
November 22 2009 00:51 GMT
#12
you're really good!
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
gaizka
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States991 Posts
November 22 2009 00:54 GMT
#13
I feel that this is my 5th post saying: Stork is handsome

Good job.
aeroH
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1034 Posts
November 22 2009 00:57 GMT
#14
i thought this was gonna be an epic fail too.. maybe my standards are too low =/
nice job!
Draconizard
Profile Joined October 2008
628 Posts
November 22 2009 01:17 GMT
#15
Not bad at all; it certainly exceeded my admittedly low expectations.
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
November 22 2009 01:17 GMT
#16
Very very nice!
tirentu
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1257 Posts
November 22 2009 01:32 GMT
#17
Incredible.

And yes, we are ALL gay for Stork.
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
November 22 2009 01:33 GMT
#18
5/5, and favorited
dats racist
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
November 22 2009 01:44 GMT
#19
THIS is the real "you laugh, you lose"
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
November 22 2009 02:03 GMT
#20
no laughing here, all heart and thumbs up
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
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