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thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-05 11:01:56
June 05 2008 10:55 GMT
#1
I was at lab. I was working. I did not feel well. I went the pharmacy and bought claratin. I put it in the front pocket of my hoodie. I was also hungry. I bought a pasty (it's british). I also put it in the front pocket of my hoodie. I biked home. I got to my room.

There was the pasty but no claratin. I am now 9Pounds poorer. And still feel like crap.

I'm going to sleep now.
It's 11:55am.

lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
June 05 2008 11:01 GMT
#2
18 bucks for claritin? fuckin' brits.
Follow me on Twitter for pictures of cute gamers and food! https://twitter.com/lilsusie
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
June 05 2008 11:03 GMT
#3
obv the pasty absorbed the claritin

FUSIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
June 05 2008 11:10 GMT
#4
I'd rather have the pastry anyways. Wait pasty... wtf? Shit son too bad you lost the claratin.
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6640 Posts
June 05 2008 11:12 GMT
#5
That sucks :/
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
June 05 2008 11:17 GMT
#6
On June 05 2008 20:03 paper wrote:
FUSIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN



+ Show Spoiler +
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LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
June 05 2008 11:34 GMT
#7
[image loading]

watda?
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
June 05 2008 11:38 GMT
#8
On June 05 2008 20:34 mahnini wrote:
[image loading]

watda?

you managed to fit one of those in your front pocket? Geez must be some huge pockets...
Not bad for a cat toy.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
June 05 2008 11:47 GMT
#9
loooooooool
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tehAscender
Profile Joined April 2007
94 Posts
June 05 2008 12:02 GMT
#10
IDK, I personally define tragedy more as, 'something unavoidable'.

Obviously, you combined
1) inferior pocket
2) weak mental state
3) bumpy bike ride

Resulting in weaksauce spewing everywhere. Metaphorically speaking, similar to running with scissors.

Also, since you said you were working. I've got to assume you have another bag, to carry other useful items. AND THUS DEDUCE, it was just your laziness, and a reasonable loss considering your actions. Could be worse.
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Ecael
Profile Joined February 2008
United States6703 Posts
June 05 2008 12:04 GMT
#11
On June 05 2008 21:02 tehAscender wrote:
IDK, I personally define tragedy more as, 'something unavoidable'.

Obviously, you combined
1) inferior pocket
2) weak mental state
3) bumpy bike ride

Resulting in weaksauce spewing everywhere. Metaphorically speaking, similar to running with scissors.

Also, since you said you were working. I've got to assume you have another bag, to carry other useful items. AND THUS DEDUCE, it was just your laziness, and a reasonable loss considering your actions. Could be worse.

You mean it wasn't God punishing him for being a racist?
spydR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia243 Posts
June 05 2008 12:18 GMT
#12
Thats a fair bit of money to be paying for Claratin. Glad i live in Australia!
(Love the pastie's though!)

Bad luck man
#1 Eric Marienthal fanboy. Dropped engineering for this >.<
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
June 05 2008 13:24 GMT
#13
Tragic story. Was moved to tears. Would recommend. 10/10
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32130 Posts
June 05 2008 13:28 GMT
#14
Fukin Kor's

At least you've got food. But sleeping with allergies sucks, quite a dilemma!
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GrayArea
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States872 Posts
June 05 2008 13:59 GMT
#15
Its part of the universe keeping in balance. You save some money buying snickers, so the world gets back its money by making you lose money on claratin.
Kang Min Fighting!
geometryb
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1249 Posts
June 05 2008 15:01 GMT
#16
do british people like american accents?
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
June 05 2008 15:08 GMT
#17
I went through something almost similar. My aunt and a couple of my cousins keep bitching at me about how I should be taking vitamins so I went into walgreens and because I'm cheap as shit I bought the largest and cheapest bottle of vitamins I could find. I later found out that the vitamins are for elderly men (like 60+), however since I'm cheap and noone's told me if they're bad or not I'm determined to finish the whole bottle.

Sucks pretty bad for you though =/ What kind of pasty was it?
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-06-05 15:52:56
June 05 2008 15:52 GMT
#18
What came first the Pasty or the Pastry?

my condolences go out to you ole chap.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
June 05 2008 16:45 GMT
#19
wwhat part of the UK are you in, haji?
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6640 Posts
June 05 2008 16:51 GMT
#20
On June 06 2008 00:01 geometryb wrote:
do british people like american accents?

I think in general they don't NOT like them but I guess some people find it annoying. I for one find a lot of British accents very annoying, notably Welsh accents, certain parts of England and a lot of Scotland too.
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