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Gann1
Profile Joined July 2009
United States1575 Posts
January 29 2010 05:48 GMT
#41
lol, fapathy
I drop suckas like Plinko
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-29 05:57:36
January 29 2010 05:51 GMT
#42
I dunno why yall are giving him a hard time, I've been really curious about this too. and lol @ parking meter

edit: figured it out, she pays you
DJ – do you like ramen, Savior? Savior – not really. Bisu – I eat it often. Flash – I’m a maniac! | Foxer Fighting!
ejac
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1195 Posts
January 29 2010 06:37 GMT
#43
Wear a condom.
esq>n
Xeris
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Iran17695 Posts
January 29 2010 06:50 GMT
#44
random, but kinda related tangent...

Always wondered what it would be like to have sex with a porn star, I think it would be interesting at some point in my life to do that, and I wonder how much it would cost. Anybody have any ideas or guesses? I dunno like when I have a career and before I'm married, why not try it once? O_O!
twitter.com/xerislight -- follow me~~
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 29 2010 07:14 GMT
#45
On January 29 2010 15:50 Xeris wrote:
random, but kinda related tangent...

Always wondered what it would be like to have sex with a porn star, I think it would be interesting at some point in my life to do that, and I wonder how much it would cost. Anybody have any ideas or guesses? I dunno like when I have a career and before I'm married, why not try it once? O_O!


most porn stars work as hookers in their free time as their real job

glorified hookers

especially in japan

i love tokyo
why so 진지해?
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
January 29 2010 07:17 GMT
#46
On January 29 2010 15:37 ejac wrote:
Wear a condom.

Condoms are for suckers.
Redunzl
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
862 Posts
January 29 2010 07:20 GMT
#47
On January 29 2010 16:14 Rekrul wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 29 2010 15:50 Xeris wrote:
random, but kinda related tangent...

Always wondered what it would be like to have sex with a porn star, I think it would be interesting at some point in my life to do that, and I wonder how much it would cost. Anybody have any ideas or guesses? I dunno like when I have a career and before I'm married, why not try it once? O_O!


most porn stars work as hookers in their free time as their real job

glorified hookers

especially in japan

i love tokyo


yea, but sorry guys. you cant just call up a porn star hooker. usually they are reserved for director's and their associates. also gamblers and drug dealers.
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
January 29 2010 07:22 GMT
#48
On January 29 2010 16:17 Mastermind wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 29 2010 15:37 ejac wrote:
Wear a condom.

Condoms are for suckers.

no they are most certainly not. condoms and sucking don't mix at all
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 29 2010 07:27 GMT
#49
so i was at a night club very late quite drunk

was actually a night i ended up there with reach yellow nalra garimto but they had all bailed by then

5 30 am 30 mins before closing this 32 yr old walks in and im thinking wtf is this hag

then shes like oh do you like korean girls and im like uhhhh thats a stupid question

shes like oh then i have just the girl for you!!! im like okay bring her

she leaves and im sitting there drunk like wow i didn't know madam's with a harem of lil hookers come to night clubs i thought that was just room salons

so eventually she brings the girl and in 30 mins im laying there drunk as fuck and we exchanged not many words other than whats ur name and how old r u

she never left though

i'm still confused...is she a hooker? or is she a normal girl?

so i decided to find out: 'ok lets go back to my place and talk more there.'

she instantly says 'ok'

in the cab not many words are exchanged and shes looking like she hates her life

i'm like wtf but w/e

we get back to my place and get in my room and im like 'ok, so how much is this gunna cost??'

'.............................what?'

'oh um er i mean what oh sit over here on the bed'

'what did you just say to me?'

'nothing'

'did u just ask me how much? for what?'

'well...err i thought u weren't a normal girl'

'OH MY GOD...'

average day in the life
why so 진지해?
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 29 2010 07:27 GMT
#50
On January 29 2010 16:20 chrisSquire wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 29 2010 16:14 Rekrul wrote:
On January 29 2010 15:50 Xeris wrote:
random, but kinda related tangent...

Always wondered what it would be like to have sex with a porn star, I think it would be interesting at some point in my life to do that, and I wonder how much it would cost. Anybody have any ideas or guesses? I dunno like when I have a career and before I'm married, why not try it once? O_O!


most porn stars work as hookers in their free time as their real job

glorified hookers

especially in japan

i love tokyo


yea, but sorry guys. you cant just call up a porn star hooker. usually they are reserved for director's and their associates. also gamblers and drug dealers.


no, usually for mafia that own the porn industries (though, they often tend to be or associate with gamblers or drug dealers so i guess you're right)
why so 진지해?
lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-29 07:30:02
January 29 2010 07:29 GMT
#51
Hahahah, oh Dan why are you sharing the story of how we first met?
Follow me on Twitter for pictures of cute gamers and food! https://twitter.com/lilsusie
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 29 2010 07:36 GMT
#52
On January 29 2010 16:29 lilsusie wrote:
Hahahah, oh Dan why are you sharing the story of how we first met?


how about i share the story about the night at Danco
why so 진지해?
Xeris
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Iran17695 Posts
January 29 2010 07:46 GMT
#53
On January 29 2010 16:14 Rekrul wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 29 2010 15:50 Xeris wrote:
random, but kinda related tangent...

Always wondered what it would be like to have sex with a porn star, I think it would be interesting at some point in my life to do that, and I wonder how much it would cost. Anybody have any ideas or guesses? I dunno like when I have a career and before I'm married, why not try it once? O_O!


most porn stars work as hookers in their free time as their real job

glorified hookers

especially in japan

i love tokyo


ya but I wonder how much it'd cost , probably a few thousand dollars?
twitter.com/xerislight -- follow me~~
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 29 2010 07:52 GMT
#54
On January 29 2010 16:46 Xeris wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 29 2010 16:14 Rekrul wrote:
On January 29 2010 15:50 Xeris wrote:
random, but kinda related tangent...

Always wondered what it would be like to have sex with a porn star, I think it would be interesting at some point in my life to do that, and I wonder how much it would cost. Anybody have any ideas or guesses? I dunno like when I have a career and before I'm married, why not try it once? O_O!


most porn stars work as hookers in their free time as their real job

glorified hookers

especially in japan

i love tokyo


ya but I wonder how much it'd cost , probably a few thousand dollars?


no not at all lol
why so 진지해?
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
January 29 2010 07:56 GMT
#55
maybe more like 500 bucks.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Pika Chu
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Romania2510 Posts
January 29 2010 08:10 GMT
#56
You usually pay before.

There's practically two measurement units for price. Either time (per hour) or per finish (1 or two finishes for you).

Second is most used. For the first you usually go to her home or tolerance house, and pay after.
They first ignore you. After they laugh at you. Next they will fight you. In the end you will win.
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15366 Posts
January 29 2010 08:12 GMT
#57
Just ask her. She will instantly smell it's the first time you are doing this anyway.

But yeah, upfront is probably most common.
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haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
January 29 2010 08:13 GMT
#58
the going rate for maria ozawa is apparently 20k USD. And that is IF you manage to get on her waiting list.

I think she is overrated.

At a brothel, you go in, the madam shows you the girls. you pick, the girl might reject you. then you take a shower first, she might get in the shower with you and wash your privates to make sure.

then you put on a condom, she might put it on for you. then she suck, then you fuck. When it's over, you pay, or you stay until your clock is up or she might be so great that you pay another hour.

small talk is okay, if you are a repeater, she might start a conversation with you, be firm, be an asshole, don't be condescending though.

Don't try to satisfy her, don't matter how good you are, she's seen bigger.

Rillanon.au
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-29 08:20:40
January 29 2010 08:18 GMT
#59
There is a good TV show about this business, it's called the Bunny Ranch. gogo DL

also http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=jwR&q=prostitute guide&aq=0c&aqi=g-c3&oq=prost guide
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
January 29 2010 08:20 GMT
#60
On January 29 2010 17:13 haduken wrote:
the going rate for maria ozawa is apparently 20k USD. And that is IF you manage to get on her waiting list.

I think she is overrated.

At a brothel, you go in, the madam shows you the girls. you pick, the girl might reject you. then you take a shower first, she might get in the shower with you and wash your privates to make sure.

then you put on a condom, she might put it on for you. then she suck, then you fuck. When it's over, you pay, or you stay until your clock is up or she might be so great that you pay another hour.

small talk is okay, if you are a repeater, she might start a conversation with you, be firm, be an asshole, don't be condescending though.

Don't try to satisfy her, don't matter how good you are, she's seen bigger.



what if they get your number and start calling you asking if they can come to your hotel room for no $
why so 진지해?
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