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R1CH Quotes - Page 11

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jamesr12
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1549 Posts
September 15 2010 20:11 GMT
#201
whoever bumped this is the man, this is the first time I have seen this, and I love it
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=306479
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
September 15 2010 21:39 GMT
#202
I heard rich actually coded the matrix, but it was impractical so they just made a movie out of it.
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-19 10:46:44
September 19 2010 10:29 GMT
#203
need more r1ch quotes for sure, ive read this like 20 times and they're all still hilarious every time

also


On September 14 2010 16:37 GolemMadness wrote:
Is this the same R1CH as from Quake 2/Gloom?



yes
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
September 19 2010 10:31 GMT
#204
lol Hotbid the PNG Scrub
http://www.starcraftmecca.net - Founder
Mavkar
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Germany592 Posts
September 21 2010 11:54 GMT
#205
Gets even funnier every time. I don't have any clue about programming so I can relate to HotBid in this case.
I'm shy and reserved, even on the internet.
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
October 04 2010 02:08 GMT
#206
His reply on my blog about taking GRE:


On October 04 2010 11:04 R1CH wrote:
Am I the only one who thought this was about Generic Routing Encapsulation?


:D:D:D:D

hahahaha~~
:]
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4215 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-04 02:20:12
October 04 2010 03:08 GMT
#207
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
October 04 2010 03:12 GMT
#208
lol india spam ... 환셈장민!
http://www.starcraftmecca.net - Founder
Chronopolis
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada1484 Posts
October 04 2010 04:05 GMT
#209
100% respect for this guy.
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
October 04 2010 06:09 GMT
#210
Why doesn't r1ch just take over the world and be done with it? TL is really lucky to have someone like r1ch around.
Forti et Fideli ~ TL Mafia Forum: Come play with us! ~ Go Samsung KHAN, Stork, JangBi , Shine, Grape, and TurN Fighting!~ wat
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
October 04 2010 10:50 GMT
#211
This blog is so good, partly because of R1CH but also partly because Hot_Bid is less than average at computers. Seriously, PNG scrub?
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51543 Posts
October 04 2010 11:06 GMT
#212
On October 04 2010 12:12 kOre wrote:
lol india spam ... 환셈장민!


korean captcha interesting concept lol
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Zona
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
40426 Posts
October 06 2010 20:07 GMT
#213
I'm glad this is still being updated.
"If you try responding to those absurd posts every day, you become more damaged. So I pay no attention to them at all." Jung Myung Hoon (aka Fantasy), as translated by Kimoleon
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51543 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-07 06:08:07
October 07 2010 06:06 GMT
#214
R1CH smuggling drugs in his computer?

[16:51] < @R1CH > true story
[16:52] < @R1CH > fucking tsa wrecked half my pc
[16:52] < @R1CH > my mouse is uneven due to bite marks
[16:52] < @R1CH > my hdd has no sata connector
[16:52] < @R1CH > my video card is falling apart
[16:53] < @R1CH > and i think one of the dogs shat on my mouse too
[16:53] < @R1CH > since its very brown
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kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
October 07 2010 07:04 GMT
#215
What the ... ? lol, pardon my sounding like an idiot but what's a TSA? A dog?
http://www.starcraftmecca.net - Founder
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-07 07:06:18
October 07 2010 07:05 GMT
#216
On October 07 2010 16:04 kOre wrote:
What the ... ? lol, pardon my sounding like an idiot but what's a TSA? A dog?


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RedLuck
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada253 Posts
October 07 2010 07:49 GMT
#217
oh man some of these quotes are amazing, had me laughing for quite a while!

thanks for the post / bump!
If you say "plz" because it's shorter than "please," I'll say "no" because it's shorter than "yes."
Subversion
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
October 07 2010 07:56 GMT
#218
lol thanks for the bump, 1st time seeing this.

R1CH is such a pc god, he's so awesome.

<3 r1ch
Sabu113
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States11075 Posts
October 07 2010 08:41 GMT
#219
Bwhaha. Thanks for the bump. It's always fun to read TL lore.

I didn't understand half that stuff and it was still funny.
Biomine is a drunken chick who is on industrial strength amphetamines and would just grab your dick and jerk it as hard and violently as she could while screaming 'OMG FUCK ME', because she saw it in a Sasha Grey video ...-Wombat_Ni
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9636 Posts
October 07 2010 17:46 GMT
#220
omg i am so glad this was bumped, I dont know how i missed it. I need to pay more attention to blogs.

I LOL'd the hardest at HB's googling random shit and ending with "?" and "r1ch made bad r1ch fix now" LOOOOOL.
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