• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 20:27
CEST 02:27
KST 09:27
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
RSL Season 1 - Final Week6[ASL19] Finals Recap: Standing Tall12HomeStory Cup 27 - Info & Preview18Classic wins Code S Season 2 (2025)16Code S RO4 & Finals Preview: herO, Rogue, Classic, GuMiho0
Community News
Team TLMC #5 - Submission extension0Firefly given lifetime ban by ESIC following match-fixing investigation17$25,000 Streamerzone StarCraft Pro Series announced7Weekly Cups (June 30 - July 6): Classic Doubles7[BSL20] Non-Korean Championship 4x BSL + 4x China10
StarCraft 2
General
Team TLMC #5 - Submission extension TL Team Map Contest #5: Presented by Monster Energy RSL Revival patreon money discussion thread The GOAT ranking of GOAT rankings Weekly Cups (June 30 - July 6): Classic Doubles
Tourneys
$5,100+ SEL Season 2 Championship (SC: Evo) WardiTV Mondays RSL: Revival, a new crowdfunded tournament series Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament FEL Cracov 2025 (July 27) - $8000 live event
Strategy
How did i lose this ZvP, whats the proper response Simple Questions Simple Answers
Custom Maps
External Content
Mutation # 482 Wheel of Misfortune Mutation # 481 Fear and Lava Mutation # 480 Moths to the Flame Mutation # 479 Worn Out Welcome
Brood War
General
Flash Announces Hiatus From ASL [Guide] MyStarcraft BW General Discussion [ASL19] Finals Recap: Standing Tall BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues 2025 ACS Season 2 Qualifier Small VOD Thread 2.0 Last Minute Live-Report Thread Resource!
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers I am doing this better than progamers do.
Other Games
General Games
Path of Exile Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread CCLP - Command & Conquer League Project The PlayStation 5 Nintendo Switch Thread
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Summer Games Done Quick 2025! Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine The Accidental Video Game Porn Archive
Fan Clubs
SKT1 Classic Fan Club! Maru Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece Anime Discussion Thread [\m/] Heavy Metal Thread
Sports
2024 - 2025 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion NBA General Discussion TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 NHL Playoffs 2024
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Men Take Risks, Women Win Ga…
TrAiDoS
momentary artworks from des…
tankgirl
from making sc maps to makin…
Husyelt
StarCraft improvement
iopq
Trip to the Zoo
micronesia
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 516 users

R1CH Quotes - Page 11

Blogs > Hot_Bid
Post a Reply
Prev 1 9 10 11 12 13 23 Next All
jamesr12
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1549 Posts
September 15 2010 20:11 GMT
#201
whoever bumped this is the man, this is the first time I have seen this, and I love it
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=306479
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
September 15 2010 21:39 GMT
#202
I heard rich actually coded the matrix, but it was impractical so they just made a movie out of it.
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-19 10:46:44
September 19 2010 10:29 GMT
#203
need more r1ch quotes for sure, ive read this like 20 times and they're all still hilarious every time

also


On September 14 2010 16:37 GolemMadness wrote:
Is this the same R1CH as from Quake 2/Gloom?



yes
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
September 19 2010 10:31 GMT
#204
lol Hotbid the PNG Scrub
http://www.starcraftmecca.net - Founder
Mavkar
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Germany592 Posts
September 21 2010 11:54 GMT
#205
Gets even funnier every time. I don't have any clue about programming so I can relate to HotBid in this case.
I'm shy and reserved, even on the internet.
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
October 04 2010 02:08 GMT
#206
His reply on my blog about taking GRE:


On October 04 2010 11:04 R1CH wrote:
Am I the only one who thought this was about Generic Routing Encapsulation?


:D:D:D:D

hahahaha~~
:]
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4199 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-04 02:20:12
October 04 2010 03:08 GMT
#207
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
October 04 2010 03:12 GMT
#208
lol india spam ... 환셈장민!
http://www.starcraftmecca.net - Founder
Chronopolis
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada1484 Posts
October 04 2010 04:05 GMT
#209
100% respect for this guy.
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
October 04 2010 06:09 GMT
#210
Why doesn't r1ch just take over the world and be done with it? TL is really lucky to have someone like r1ch around.
Forti et Fideli ~ TL Mafia Forum: Come play with us! ~ Go Samsung KHAN, Stork, JangBi , Shine, Grape, and TurN Fighting!~ wat
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
October 04 2010 10:50 GMT
#211
This blog is so good, partly because of R1CH but also partly because Hot_Bid is less than average at computers. Seriously, PNG scrub?
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51438 Posts
October 04 2010 11:06 GMT
#212
On October 04 2010 12:12 kOre wrote:
lol india spam ... 환셈장민!


korean captcha interesting concept lol
Commentator
Zona
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
40426 Posts
October 06 2010 20:07 GMT
#213
I'm glad this is still being updated.
"If you try responding to those absurd posts every day, you become more damaged. So I pay no attention to them at all." Jung Myung Hoon (aka Fantasy), as translated by Kimoleon
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51438 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-07 06:08:07
October 07 2010 06:06 GMT
#214
R1CH smuggling drugs in his computer?

[16:51] < @R1CH > true story
[16:52] < @R1CH > fucking tsa wrecked half my pc
[16:52] < @R1CH > my mouse is uneven due to bite marks
[16:52] < @R1CH > my hdd has no sata connector
[16:52] < @R1CH > my video card is falling apart
[16:53] < @R1CH > and i think one of the dogs shat on my mouse too
[16:53] < @R1CH > since its very brown
Commentator
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
October 07 2010 07:04 GMT
#215
What the ... ? lol, pardon my sounding like an idiot but what's a TSA? A dog?
http://www.starcraftmecca.net - Founder
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-07 07:06:18
October 07 2010 07:05 GMT
#216
On October 07 2010 16:04 kOre wrote:
What the ... ? lol, pardon my sounding like an idiot but what's a TSA? A dog?


Transport Security Administration
"baggage check"
☆★☆ 7486!!! Join the Ban mOnion Anti-Trolling Initiative! - Caller | "on a scale of machine to 10, how bad is that Zerg?" - LZgamer | you are the new tl.net bonjwa monion, congrats - Rekrul | "Cheeseburgers dynamite lilacs" - Chill
RedLuck
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada253 Posts
October 07 2010 07:49 GMT
#217
oh man some of these quotes are amazing, had me laughing for quite a while!

thanks for the post / bump!
If you say "plz" because it's shorter than "please," I'll say "no" because it's shorter than "yes."
Subversion
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
October 07 2010 07:56 GMT
#218
lol thanks for the bump, 1st time seeing this.

R1CH is such a pc god, he's so awesome.

<3 r1ch
Sabu113
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States11047 Posts
October 07 2010 08:41 GMT
#219
Bwhaha. Thanks for the bump. It's always fun to read TL lore.

I didn't understand half that stuff and it was still funny.
Biomine is a drunken chick who is on industrial strength amphetamines and would just grab your dick and jerk it as hard and violently as she could while screaming 'OMG FUCK ME', because she saw it in a Sasha Grey video ...-Wombat_Ni
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9617 Posts
October 07 2010 17:46 GMT
#220
omg i am so glad this was bumped, I dont know how i missed it. I need to pay more attention to blogs.

I LOL'd the hardest at HB's googling random shit and ending with "?" and "r1ch made bad r1ch fix now" LOOOOOL.
Prev 1 9 10 11 12 13 23 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 10h 34m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
RuFF_SC2 118
Vindicta 39
StarCraft: Brood War
Artosis 931
Dota 2
monkeys_forever293
NeuroSwarm36
League of Legends
Dendi2797
JimRising 1017
Counter-Strike
fl0m1637
Super Smash Bros
hungrybox680
Heroes of the Storm
Khaldor195
Other Games
summit1g16893
shahzam374
ViBE182
Maynarde157
Livibee93
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick4862
BasetradeTV31
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 18 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Berry_CruncH297
• Sammyuel 35
• davetesta34
• gosughost_ 27
• Migwel
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• sooper7s
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
StarCraft: Brood War
• blackmanpl 72
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
Dota 2
• masondota21707
League of Legends
• Doublelift5944
Other Games
• Scarra2281
Upcoming Events
Wardi Open
10h 34m
Replay Cast
1d 9h
WardiTV European League
1d 15h
PiGosaur Monday
1d 23h
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
2 days
Replay Cast
2 days
The PondCast
3 days
Replay Cast
3 days
Epic.LAN
4 days
CranKy Ducklings
5 days
[ Show More ]
Epic.LAN
5 days
BSL20 Non-Korean Champi…
5 days
Bonyth vs Sziky
Dewalt vs Hawk
Hawk vs QiaoGege
Sziky vs Dewalt
Mihu vs Bonyth
Zhanhun vs QiaoGege
QiaoGege vs Fengzi
Sparkling Tuna Cup
6 days
Online Event
6 days
BSL20 Non-Korean Champi…
6 days
Bonyth vs Zhanhun
Dewalt vs Mihu
Hawk vs Sziky
Sziky vs QiaoGege
Mihu vs Hawk
Zhanhun vs Dewalt
Fengzi vs Bonyth
Liquipedia Results

Completed

2025 ACS Season 2: Qualifier
RSL Revival: Season 1
NC Random Cup

Ongoing

JPL Season 2
BSL 2v2 Season 3
Copa Latinoamericana 4
Jiahua Invitational
BSL20 Non-Korean Championship
Championship of Russia 2025
Murky Cup #2
BLAST.tv Austin Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 7
IEM Dallas 2025
PGL Astana 2025
Asian Champions League '25
BLAST Rivals Spring 2025
MESA Nomadic Masters

Upcoming

CSL Xiamen Invitational
CSL Xiamen Invitational: ShowMatche
2025 ACS Season 2
CSLPRO Last Chance 2025
CSLPRO Chat StarLAN 3
BSL Season 21
K-Championship
RSL Revival: Season 2
SEL Season 2 Championship
uThermal 2v2 Main Event
FEL Cracov 2025
Esports World Cup 2025
Underdog Cup #2
StarSeries Fall 2025
FISSURE Playground #2
BLAST Open Fall 2025
BLAST Open Fall Qual
Esports World Cup 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall Qual
IEM Cologne 2025
FISSURE Playground #1
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.