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semantics
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
10040 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-07 00:21:33
May 07 2010 00:21 GMT
#161
On February 06 2010 08:27 Hot_Bid wrote:
Recently, every time R1CH says something technical, my response has been to immediately Google the subject and ask a highly technical question about it, usually one I completely do not understand.

Show nested quote +
[17:26] R1CH: the performance is kind of shitty so try to use it sparingly
[17:26] R1CH: mysql refuses to do an index merge
[17:26] R1CH: and i don't feel like adding a whole new index just for this feature
[17:26] R1CH: if we open it up to users though i will
[17:27] HotBid: well maybe the binary or one of the libraries linked was misconfigured or corrupt?
[17:27] HotBid: do a backtrace
[17:28] R1CH: you just googled some random mysql bug didn't you
[17:29] HotBid: ?

Show nested quote +
[22:40] R1CH: man
[22:40] R1CH: this SSD is ridiculously fast
[22:40] R1CH: it installed all the win7 updates in like 10 seconds
[22:41] Kennigit: sick, how big is it
[22:41] R1CH: 160
[22:42] HotBid: r1ch have you tried modding your SSD by replacing it with a pata hd using the same ZIF connector
[22:42] R1CH: im gonna slap you if you keep trying that
[22:42] HotBid: ?


1st one i don't know much about but as a hardware modder and long time nut the 2nd one is just huge amounts of jibberish lol why you trolling him. <3

Also 160gig ssd must have cost him his left nut.
Shizuru~
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Malaysia1676 Posts
May 07 2010 00:30 GMT
#162
On May 07 2010 03:28 Hot_Bid wrote:
Recently, every time R1CH says something technical, my response has been to immediately Google the subject and ask a highly technical question about it, usually one I completely do not understand.

Show nested quote +
[17:26] R1CH: the performance is kind of shitty so try to use it sparingly
[17:26] R1CH: mysql refuses to do an index merge
[17:26] R1CH: and i don't feel like adding a whole new index just for this feature
[17:26] R1CH: if we open it up to users though i will
[17:27] HotBid: well maybe the binary or one of the libraries linked was misconfigured or corrupt?
[17:27] HotBid: do a backtrace
[17:28] R1CH: you just googled some random mysql bug didn't you
[17:29] HotBid: ?

Show nested quote +
[22:40] R1CH: man
[22:40] R1CH: this SSD is ridiculously fast
[22:40] R1CH: it installed all the win7 updates in like 10 seconds
[22:41] Kennigit: sick, how big is it
[22:41] R1CH: 160
[22:42] HotBid: r1ch have you tried modding your SSD by replacing it with a pata hd using the same ZIF connector
[22:42] R1CH: im gonna slap you if you keep trying that
[22:42] HotBid: ?


LOL!

god bless the TL.net wizard!
Kezzer
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1268 Posts
May 07 2010 01:16 GMT
#163
On May 07 2010 09:21 semantics wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2010 08:27 Hot_Bid wrote:
Recently, every time R1CH says something technical, my response has been to immediately Google the subject and ask a highly technical question about it, usually one I completely do not understand.

[17:26] R1CH: the performance is kind of shitty so try to use it sparingly
[17:26] R1CH: mysql refuses to do an index merge
[17:26] R1CH: and i don't feel like adding a whole new index just for this feature
[17:26] R1CH: if we open it up to users though i will
[17:27] HotBid: well maybe the binary or one of the libraries linked was misconfigured or corrupt?
[17:27] HotBid: do a backtrace
[17:28] R1CH: you just googled some random mysql bug didn't you
[17:29] HotBid: ?

[22:40] R1CH: man
[22:40] R1CH: this SSD is ridiculously fast
[22:40] R1CH: it installed all the win7 updates in like 10 seconds
[22:41] Kennigit: sick, how big is it
[22:41] R1CH: 160
[22:42] HotBid: r1ch have you tried modding your SSD by replacing it with a pata hd using the same ZIF connector
[22:42] R1CH: im gonna slap you if you keep trying that
[22:42] HotBid: ?


1st one i don't know much about but as a hardware modder and long time nut the 2nd one is just huge amounts of jibberish lol why you trolling him. <3

Also 160gig ssd must have cost him his left nut.


How big is an average priced ssd?
semantics
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
10040 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-07 03:11:01
May 07 2010 03:00 GMT
#164
On May 07 2010 10:16 BDF92 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 07 2010 09:21 semantics wrote:
On February 06 2010 08:27 Hot_Bid wrote:
Recently, every time R1CH says something technical, my response has been to immediately Google the subject and ask a highly technical question about it, usually one I completely do not understand.

[17:26] R1CH: the performance is kind of shitty so try to use it sparingly
[17:26] R1CH: mysql refuses to do an index merge
[17:26] R1CH: and i don't feel like adding a whole new index just for this feature
[17:26] R1CH: if we open it up to users though i will
[17:27] HotBid: well maybe the binary or one of the libraries linked was misconfigured or corrupt?
[17:27] HotBid: do a backtrace
[17:28] R1CH: you just googled some random mysql bug didn't you
[17:29] HotBid: ?

[22:40] R1CH: man
[22:40] R1CH: this SSD is ridiculously fast
[22:40] R1CH: it installed all the win7 updates in like 10 seconds
[22:41] Kennigit: sick, how big is it
[22:41] R1CH: 160
[22:42] HotBid: r1ch have you tried modding your SSD by replacing it with a pata hd using the same ZIF connector
[22:42] R1CH: im gonna slap you if you keep trying that
[22:42] HotBid: ?


1st one i don't know much about but as a hardware modder and long time nut the 2nd one is just huge amounts of jibberish lol why you trolling him. <3

Also 160gig ssd must have cost him his left nut.


How big is an average priced ssd?


I'd say the common sold ones are 32 or 64 a 160gig would probably be upwards of 400-500 dollars even for a cheap one. the only worth while mod that i could think of off the top of my head to it would be to change it's controller and cache memory which may not be possible as it depends if it's electrically the same as the stock set up if you even have hopes of doing such a hardcore mod this also assumes it will be possible to implement the same firmware or w.e on the ssd.
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66366 Posts
May 07 2010 03:55 GMT
#165
why is R1CH so awesome
POGGERS
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
August 17 2010 03:03 GMT
#166
lol, I knew this thread was amazing but I didn't know it had updates. Must be bumped, newer posters you're welcome
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
August 17 2010 03:17 GMT
#167
I'm sure there have been more R1CH quotes since the last update.
YejinYejin
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1053 Posts
August 17 2010 03:17 GMT
#168
Lol, my favorite is still MoC's "universe shooting you" analogy. XD

R1CH is too good
안지호
Gatsbi
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1134 Posts
August 17 2010 03:22 GMT
#169
the analogy one was incredible, this is so awesome.. more updates plz
"IF WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW IS MORE THAN WHAT YOU HAVE KNOWN. THEN YOU HAVE NOT KNOWN ANYTHINIG YET." - Rev Kojo Smith
Pyrrhuloxia
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States6700 Posts
August 17 2010 04:50 GMT
#170
R1CH ftw.
SwEEt[TearS]
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1575 Posts
August 17 2010 06:39 GMT
#171
lol hotbid
the googling random question part is pure genius
#1 arb fan -- Raelcun is Nuclear backwards. Rekrul is Lurker backwards. Grobyc is Cyborg backwards. Eniram is Marine backwards.
Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
August 17 2010 07:16 GMT
#172
Is "speaking to R1CH" and "Banning everyone" new? (Those are effing funny) I don't remember that since I last read this thread. Either way reading this thread is always hilarious hahaha
Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
jon arbuckle
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Canada443 Posts
August 17 2010 08:18 GMT
#173
"Ban Everyone" is just incredible.
Mondays
Ciryandor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3735 Posts
August 17 2010 08:46 GMT
#174
Seriously, I'd like to get as deeply knowledgeable about a single field as R1CH does with computing.
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blue_arrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
August 17 2010 09:44 GMT
#175
more quotes plz
stuffs hilarious
| MLIA | the weather sucks dick here
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
August 17 2010 09:52 GMT
#176
R1CH fucking pro.
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
1a2a3aPro
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada227 Posts
August 17 2010 12:48 GMT
#177
As an IT guy nearly done his comp sci degree at University...

This blog post is win. Thank you =D
Piski
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Finland3461 Posts
August 17 2010 15:59 GMT
#178
This stuff is pure gold :D I always have thought I'm pretty good with computers but R1CH is my new hero
GreatFall
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1061 Posts
August 17 2010 21:24 GMT
#179
Amazing, my favorite part was: I tried but it labelled everyone as a crappy poster!
Inventor of the 'Burning Tide' technique to quickly getting Outmatched Crusher achivement :D
Rinrun
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada3509 Posts
August 18 2010 02:32 GMT
#180
One thing comes to mind after reading it all: Pro at life.
The Futurama Santa reference was the one that took the cake.
MBC/Liquid/TSM always.
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