• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 08:23
CEST 14:23
KST 21:23
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Serral wins EWC 202516Tournament Spotlight: FEL Cracow 20259Power Rank - Esports World Cup 202580RSL Season 1 - Final Week9[ASL19] Finals Recap: Standing Tall15
Community News
[BSL 2025] H2 - Team Wars, Weeklies & SB Ladder2EWC 2025 - Replay Pack2Google Play ASL (Season 20) Announced28BSL Team Wars - Bonyth, Dewalt, Hawk & Sziky teams10Weekly Cups (July 14-20): Final Check-up0
StarCraft 2
General
#1: Maru - Greatest Players of All Time Serral wins EWC 2025 Greatest Players of All Time: 2025 Update Power Rank - Esports World Cup 2025 EWC 2025 - Replay Pack
Tourneys
Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament FEL Cracov 2025 (July 27) - $10,000 live event TaeJa vs Creator Bo7 SC Evo Showmatch Esports World Cup 2025 $25,000 Streamerzone StarCraft Pro Series announced
Strategy
How did i lose this ZvP, whats the proper response
Custom Maps
External Content
Mutation # 484 Magnetic Pull Mutation #239 Bad Weather Mutation # 483 Kill Bot Wars Mutation # 482 Wheel of Misfortune
Brood War
General
Google Play ASL (Season 20) Announced Shield Battery Server New Patch BW General Discussion [BSL 2025] H2 - Team Wars, Weeklies & SB Ladder BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues [BSL20] Non-Korean Championship 4x BSL + 4x China CSL Xiamen International Invitational [CSLPRO] It's CSLAN Season! - Last Chance
Strategy
Does 1 second matter in StarCraft? Simple Questions, Simple Answers Muta micro map competition [G] Mineral Boosting
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread Total Annihilation Server - TAForever [MMORPG] Tree of Savior (Successor of Ragnarok) Path of Exile
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread UK Politics Mega-thread Stop Killing Games - European Citizens Initiative Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine
Fan Clubs
INnoVation Fan Club SKT1 Classic Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread [\m/] Heavy Metal Thread Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece Korean Music Discussion
Sports
2024 - 2025 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 NBA General Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Gtx660 graphics card replacement Installation of Windows 10 suck at "just a moment" Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
TeamLiquid Team Shirt On Sale The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Ping To Win? Pings And Their…
TrAiDoS
momentary artworks from des…
tankgirl
from making sc maps to makin…
Husyelt
StarCraft improvement
iopq
Socialism Anyone?
GreenHorizons
Eight Anniversary as a TL…
Mizenhauer
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 758 users

R1CH Quotes - Page 11

Blogs > Hot_Bid
Post a Reply
Prev 1 9 10 11 12 13 23 Next All
jamesr12
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1549 Posts
September 15 2010 20:11 GMT
#201
whoever bumped this is the man, this is the first time I have seen this, and I love it
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=306479
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
September 15 2010 21:39 GMT
#202
I heard rich actually coded the matrix, but it was impractical so they just made a movie out of it.
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-19 10:46:44
September 19 2010 10:29 GMT
#203
need more r1ch quotes for sure, ive read this like 20 times and they're all still hilarious every time

also


On September 14 2010 16:37 GolemMadness wrote:
Is this the same R1CH as from Quake 2/Gloom?



yes
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
September 19 2010 10:31 GMT
#204
lol Hotbid the PNG Scrub
http://www.starcraftmecca.net - Founder
Mavkar
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Germany592 Posts
September 21 2010 11:54 GMT
#205
Gets even funnier every time. I don't have any clue about programming so I can relate to HotBid in this case.
I'm shy and reserved, even on the internet.
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
October 04 2010 02:08 GMT
#206
His reply on my blog about taking GRE:


On October 04 2010 11:04 R1CH wrote:
Am I the only one who thought this was about Generic Routing Encapsulation?


:D:D:D:D

hahahaha~~
:]
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4199 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-04 02:20:12
October 04 2010 03:08 GMT
#207
~ \(ˌ)im-ˈpər-vē-əs\ : not capable of being damaged or harmed.
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
October 04 2010 03:12 GMT
#208
lol india spam ... 환셈장민!
http://www.starcraftmecca.net - Founder
Chronopolis
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada1484 Posts
October 04 2010 04:05 GMT
#209
100% respect for this guy.
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
October 04 2010 06:09 GMT
#210
Why doesn't r1ch just take over the world and be done with it? TL is really lucky to have someone like r1ch around.
Forti et Fideli ~ TL Mafia Forum: Come play with us! ~ Go Samsung KHAN, Stork, JangBi , Shine, Grape, and TurN Fighting!~ wat
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
October 04 2010 10:50 GMT
#211
This blog is so good, partly because of R1CH but also partly because Hot_Bid is less than average at computers. Seriously, PNG scrub?
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51449 Posts
October 04 2010 11:06 GMT
#212
On October 04 2010 12:12 kOre wrote:
lol india spam ... 환셈장민!


korean captcha interesting concept lol
Commentator
Zona
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
40426 Posts
October 06 2010 20:07 GMT
#213
I'm glad this is still being updated.
"If you try responding to those absurd posts every day, you become more damaged. So I pay no attention to them at all." Jung Myung Hoon (aka Fantasy), as translated by Kimoleon
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51449 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-07 06:08:07
October 07 2010 06:06 GMT
#214
R1CH smuggling drugs in his computer?

[16:51] < @R1CH > true story
[16:52] < @R1CH > fucking tsa wrecked half my pc
[16:52] < @R1CH > my mouse is uneven due to bite marks
[16:52] < @R1CH > my hdd has no sata connector
[16:52] < @R1CH > my video card is falling apart
[16:53] < @R1CH > and i think one of the dogs shat on my mouse too
[16:53] < @R1CH > since its very brown
Commentator
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
October 07 2010 07:04 GMT
#215
What the ... ? lol, pardon my sounding like an idiot but what's a TSA? A dog?
http://www.starcraftmecca.net - Founder
mOnion
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-07 07:06:18
October 07 2010 07:05 GMT
#216
On October 07 2010 16:04 kOre wrote:
What the ... ? lol, pardon my sounding like an idiot but what's a TSA? A dog?


Transport Security Administration
"baggage check"
☆★☆ 7486!!! Join the Ban mOnion Anti-Trolling Initiative! - Caller | "on a scale of machine to 10, how bad is that Zerg?" - LZgamer | you are the new tl.net bonjwa monion, congrats - Rekrul | "Cheeseburgers dynamite lilacs" - Chill
RedLuck
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada253 Posts
October 07 2010 07:49 GMT
#217
oh man some of these quotes are amazing, had me laughing for quite a while!

thanks for the post / bump!
If you say "plz" because it's shorter than "please," I'll say "no" because it's shorter than "yes."
Subversion
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
October 07 2010 07:56 GMT
#218
lol thanks for the bump, 1st time seeing this.

R1CH is such a pc god, he's so awesome.

<3 r1ch
Sabu113
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States11047 Posts
October 07 2010 08:41 GMT
#219
Bwhaha. Thanks for the bump. It's always fun to read TL lore.

I didn't understand half that stuff and it was still funny.
Biomine is a drunken chick who is on industrial strength amphetamines and would just grab your dick and jerk it as hard and violently as she could while screaming 'OMG FUCK ME', because she saw it in a Sasha Grey video ...-Wombat_Ni
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9618 Posts
October 07 2010 17:46 GMT
#220
omg i am so glad this was bumped, I dont know how i missed it. I need to pay more attention to blogs.

I LOL'd the hardest at HB's googling random shit and ending with "?" and "r1ch made bad r1ch fix now" LOOOOOL.
Prev 1 9 10 11 12 13 23 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Sparkling Tuna Cup
10:00
Weekly #99
ByuN vs KrystianerLIVE!
CranKy Ducklings195
Liquipedia
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
Harstem 474
StarCraft: Brood War
Horang2 4413
Bisu 2083
Shuttle 1785
Flash 1426
Jaedong 735
EffOrt 489
Mini 447
Stork 409
Zeus 403
Larva 397
[ Show more ]
ggaemo 368
Soma 276
Hyun 200
Snow 136
Killer 133
Soulkey 116
ZerO 111
ToSsGirL 110
Mind 103
Dewaltoss 82
Rush 66
Sharp 60
Movie 54
PianO 48
Backho 46
sSak 43
Aegong 42
Noble 34
Sea.KH 33
JYJ29
sorry 28
soO 26
Free 25
scan(afreeca) 23
Icarus 19
JulyZerg 19
Shinee 18
Sacsri 15
IntoTheRainbow 8
ivOry 5
Terrorterran 4
Dota 2
Gorgc2312
qojqva748
XcaliburYe189
Counter-Strike
fl0m1922
olofmeister1826
x6flipin569
oskar137
sgares123
Super Smash Bros
amsayoshi53
Other Games
singsing2028
B2W.Neo802
XaKoH 475
DeMusliM385
crisheroes312
Fuzer 288
Hui .200
Lowko164
ZerO(Twitch)16
Organizations
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 15 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• davetesta31
• intothetv
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• C_a_k_e 1947
• WagamamaTV308
League of Legends
• Nemesis3349
• Jankos852
Upcoming Events
WardiTV European League
3h 37m
PiGosaur Monday
11h 37m
OSC
1d
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
1d 3h
The PondCast
1d 21h
Online Event
2 days
Korean StarCraft League
3 days
CranKy Ducklings
3 days
Online Event
4 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
4 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

BSL 20 Non-Korean Championship
FEL Cracow 2025
Underdog Cup #2

Ongoing

Copa Latinoamericana 4
Jiahua Invitational
BSL 20 Team Wars
CC Div. A S7
IEM Cologne 2025
FISSURE Playground #1
BLAST.tv Austin Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 7
IEM Dallas 2025
PGL Astana 2025
Asian Champions League '25

Upcoming

BSL 21 Qualifiers
ASL Season 20: Qualifier #1
ASL Season 20: Qualifier #2
ASL Season 20
CSLPRO Chat StarLAN 3
BSL Season 21
RSL Revival: Season 2
Maestros of the Game
SEL Season 2 Championship
WardiTV Summer 2025
uThermal 2v2 Main Event
HCC Europe
Yuqilin POB S2
ESL Pro League S22
StarSeries Fall 2025
FISSURE Playground #2
BLAST Open Fall 2025
BLAST Open Fall Qual
Esports World Cup 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall Qual
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.