On August 16 2009 17:53 [DUF]MethodMan wrote:
no, cause thats what you can see in literally any club or bar. its just a nice way for girls to express "hey, i'm a whore".

You know you like it.

However, if you really want me to clarify on that...
By crazy I meant LITERALLY crazy. One of my ex-girlfriends was schizophrenic.

SnowFantasy

4173 Posts

August 16 2009 09:58 GMT

#45

hi faust

to add a little more... this was actually interesting to read. I've switched up my sleeping position like you did quite a few times but I haven't seen any special changes. >.< maybe im doing it wrong.

Nightmarjoo

United States3360 Posts

August 16 2009 11:03 GMT

#46

Yeah I've slept backwards sometimes, tends to be really comfortable. My mom said when I was young I'd go sleep in her bed and that I'd turn like a clock hand throughout the night.

EpiK

Korea (South)5757 Posts

August 16 2009 11:33 GMT

#47

this was a really entertaining read 5/5

I hope you keep this positive perspective.

Mooga

United States575 Posts

August 16 2009 12:52 GMT

#48

I woke up with my head and pillow at the foot of my bed today (I went to sleep the correct way) and I have no idea why and no recollection of moving. Then, when I read your blog this morning, I realized that this is such a coincidence that it must be a sign. After reading your blog/boring-life-story and analyzing the interpretations of this coincidence, I'm pretty sure the sign is that I'm a natural with the ladies and you're nothing but a poser trying to be cool.

fanatacist

10319 Posts

August 16 2009 16:56 GMT

#49

Faust, in all seriousness, I hope you're not superstitious about this whole bed thing. It changes nothing. A few experiences and coincidences is not a sign that your life has changed - you have to make consistent results before you can claim that your life will never be the same again. You got to see 2 girls make out at some point? Welcome to being in a group that has the majority of the male party-going population.

"Then I got on MSN and cybered some chicks and pretended I was masturbating to make them think I'm edgy and cool."

What the fuck is wrong with you? Maybe my definition of "edgy" and "cool" is different from yours, but I think that the act of cyber sex and pretending to masturbate to impress a girl has so many things wrong within it... I honestly hope you were kidding, because I can't tell - although I don't think I can I believe anyone would say that seriously.

I guess you need to listen to Kennigit or myself a bit more :/

anderoo

Canada1876 Posts

August 16 2009 17:10 GMT

#50

i was cool and edgy while reading this thread

alpskomleko

Slovenia950 Posts

August 16 2009 17:13 GMT

#51

I am pretending to be masturbating to this

starfries

Canada3508 Posts

August 16 2009 18:03 GMT

#52

after reading the title I thought this was going to be about turning into a vampire.

chaoser

United States5541 Posts

August 16 2009 19:40 GMT

#53

that was really good writing, like it would make a good short story. the premises i mean.

ToT)OjKa(

Korea (South)2437 Posts

August 16 2009 19:53 GMT

#54

On August 17 2009 02:10 anderoo wrote:
i was cool and edgy while reading this thread

oh man i actually laughed out loud to that

Piste

6180 Posts

August 17 2009 11:18 GMT

#55

On August 16 2009 17:47 SCC-Faust wrote:

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Does that turn you on?

If they were hot :D

plated.rawr

Norway1676 Posts

August 17 2009 12:36 GMT

#56

But when I awoke today, I'm no longer shy and timid. I feel like my old self, and I have no idea why all of a sudden. My only conclusion is that maybe the way you sleep is a gateway to self introspection. Something happened when I slept upside-down on my bed.

Classic hypomania. Don't worry, you'll be back down into the good ol' pile of shit soon enough, once the mania passes.