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theron[wdt]
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States395 Posts
August 14 2009 10:27 GMT
#1
im in santa barbara right now with a couple of my friends for the night and a good friend of mine, Fatass, had a roommate who did 13 shots of various liquor. now it is 3:25AM and said roommate threw up a shit-ton and a half. I don't wanna go into too much detail but he basically barfed projectile style and almost hit fatass across the room (they're not really big, its an apartment). Now we're up at this time cleaning up his mess while he's laying dead on the floor in the bathroom. Any suggestions or comments are welcome.

Goddamn its all over the goddamn place.

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paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
August 14 2009 10:32 GMT
#2
throw him outside the apt lol :D
Hates Fun🤔
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7221 Posts
August 14 2009 10:58 GMT
#3
suggestion: never do 13 shots of different liquors
Entusman #12
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
August 14 2009 11:00 GMT
#4
clean up fatass's mess with his fat ass
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
Zidane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1689 Posts
August 14 2009 11:16 GMT
#5
damn hella fun
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
August 14 2009 11:31 GMT
#6
make sure he doesn't choke on his own puke and die.
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
August 14 2009 14:21 GMT
#7
On August 14 2009 20:31 Loanshark wrote:
make sure he doesn't choke on his own puke and die.


that wouldn't be pretty. might have to do some paper work
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
August 14 2009 15:25 GMT
#8
that sucks dude good luck with the cleaning ;(
sleep in the toilet?
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Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
August 14 2009 16:51 GMT
#9
Can you get an autograph from Shawn Spencer?
Braintricks
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
137 Posts
August 14 2009 17:51 GMT
#10
UCSB craccin. I go back up soon
goddamn nerd rappers
caldo149
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States469 Posts
August 14 2009 21:00 GMT
#11
I'll keep this in mind when i go party O=
Hellions are my homeboys
omgbnetsux
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States3749 Posts
August 14 2009 21:42 GMT
#12
Don't get an STD. UCSB chicks are dirty.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
August 14 2009 23:34 GMT
#13
On August 15 2009 06:42 omgbnetsux wrote:
Don't get an STD. UCSB chicks are dirty.

Yeah seriously, it's actually pretty dangerous over there.
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