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{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
August 12 2009 03:04 GMT
#1
You kill more fucking Americans in the final battle than the god damn Germans do! Remind me to never have you in my squad if I ever find myself in a world war, and need a translator to go with me and several others behind enemy lines to find a sole survivor.

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"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
August 12 2009 03:08 GMT
#2
Are you serious?
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Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
August 12 2009 03:09 GMT
#3
The title + ur name made me think this was another blog about that guy in EVE.

Also, this blog is 1. useless and 2. a spoiler.
rockon1215
Profile Joined May 2009
United States612 Posts
August 12 2009 03:12 GMT
#4
Wait, are you pissed off at this guy because he persuaded them to let that 1 german soilder go?

He prefers to see the best in people and it came back to bite him. What is wrong with that?
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GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
August 12 2009 03:14 GMT
#5
Is this the guy that just sat there while his comrade was being slowly stabbed in the chest while he sat there and cried like a little bitch? If so i would have killed him myself.
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
jonnyp
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States415 Posts
August 12 2009 03:15 GMT
#6
On August 12 2009 12:12 rockon1215 wrote:
Wait, are you pissed off at this guy because he persuaded them to let that 1 german soilder go?

He prefers to see the best in people and it came back to bite him. What is wrong with that?


the part where it came back to bite him
The number of years it takes for the Internet to move past anything is way, way over 9000.
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-12 03:21:58
August 12 2009 03:20 GMT
#7
On August 12 2009 12:14 GreEny K wrote:
Is this the guy that just sat there while his comrade was being slowly stabbed in the chest while he sat there and cried like a little bitch? If so i would have killed him myself.



He also fails to deliver ammo to the MG, with the sniper. As well as fails to deliver ammo to the the MG and other soldier who is eventually stabbed, and shot to death. As well as not doing anything when the Captain is shot and another soldier is killed. That makes around 7 soldiers dead due to his cowardice.

He ruins the entire fucking movie in that one instant.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
Ftrunkz
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Australia2474 Posts
August 12 2009 03:21 GMT
#8
He's a pretty good physicist tho, ammirite?
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FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11556 Posts
August 12 2009 03:21 GMT
#9
lol yeah that guy was a complete idiot tt
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benutbutter
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States66 Posts
August 12 2009 03:22 GMT
#10
I had the same feelings, but I guess that's one reason the movie was good: not all soldiers have the courage we'd expect, and the movie showed that (then again, Upham was a cartographer, so...).
Slaughter
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States20254 Posts
August 12 2009 03:32 GMT
#11
o.o why are you making this thread now? The movie has been out for a long time lol. He is the type not really made for war and in the end he finally gains courage. Not every soldier in the army is as bad ass as the captain was ;p
Never Knows Best.
weaksauce
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
369 Posts
August 12 2009 03:37 GMT
#12
what i dont get is why the german just walks by him on the stairs after stabbing Mellish
even if he DID detect penis - cubEdin
Sprite
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States1015 Posts
August 12 2009 03:38 GMT
#13
That guy at end of movie captures tons of Germans and Then he kills the one he let go. He's just a guy who was made into a soldier.
Firebathero is still the best!
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-12 03:51:25
August 12 2009 03:50 GMT
#14
On August 12 2009 12:37 weaksauce wrote:
what i dont get is why the german just walks by him on the stairs after stabbing Mellish

The Germans (according to the movie, not sure if this is true) believed that cowards were more costly to the army they were a part of when left alive, so killing him would be essentially helping the enemy.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
August 12 2009 04:53 GMT
#15
On August 12 2009 12:50 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2009 12:37 weaksauce wrote:
what i dont get is why the german just walks by him on the stairs after stabbing Mellish

The Germans (according to the movie, not sure if this is true) believed that cowards were more costly to the army they were a part of when left alive, so killing him would be essentially helping the enemy.



Wow, and I was thinking that the German soldier had compassion to that pussy-ass soldier. Well, so much for my hopeful heart.
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Tekin
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2711 Posts
August 12 2009 05:10 GMT
#16
Lol he already ruined the movie on that part he was bringing the type writer but lucky Capt. John Miller stopped it.
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24767 Posts
August 12 2009 05:23 GMT
#17
On August 12 2009 13:53 Licmyobelisk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2009 12:50 Lemonwalrus wrote:
On August 12 2009 12:37 weaksauce wrote:
what i dont get is why the german just walks by him on the stairs after stabbing Mellish

The Germans (according to the movie, not sure if this is true) believed that cowards were more costly to the army they were a part of when left alive, so killing him would be essentially helping the enemy.



Wow, and I was thinking that the German soldier had compassion to that pussy-ass soldier. Well, so much for my hopeful heart.

I think it was more that he just didn't care. He came around the corner, saw the armed soldier who was having a breakdown, and just walked past to continue to bigger and better things.
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{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
August 12 2009 05:32 GMT
#18
The soldier who killed Mellish was the prisoner that Upham convinced the Cpt to not execute. The German was thankful for that. That is why the German said Upham's name at the end before being shot.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
mcgriddle
Profile Joined April 2009
United States253 Posts
August 12 2009 05:34 GMT
#19
one of my favorite movies of all time.

That scene where he does nothing.. .then the German walks past him is one of the most intense scenes ever.

Perhaps second to a scene in Goodbye Solo.

Sometimes nothing happening is so much more dramatic than anything.
Reason obeys itself....and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.
pinenamu
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States770 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-12 05:42:45
August 12 2009 05:42 GMT
#20
lol i thought this would be about another stolen cd key. the title looked the same with the F U [name] and the name seemed random lol;;

[edit] oh it was FU DIOPORCOOOOOOOO !!! lol
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
August 12 2009 05:49 GMT
#21
Yeah he pissed me off SO much the first time I saw that movie.
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Chrispy
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada5878 Posts
August 12 2009 06:20 GMT
#22
On August 12 2009 12:21 Ftrunkz wrote:
He's a pretty good physicist tho, ammirite?


Awww yeah, Lost reference! High five!
Retvrn to Forvms
weaksauce
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
369 Posts
August 12 2009 07:06 GMT
#23
"Steamboat Willie" isn't the same guy as knife fight german.

Discussed here

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120815/board/nest/144797810
even if he DID detect penis - cubEdin
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