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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
August 04 2009 20:25 GMT
#61
smoke a fat joint with the wolf

THEN brain it with a golf club
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
August 04 2009 20:30 GMT
#62
I'm fairly confident i could kill it without a golf club.
Sadist
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States7328 Posts
August 04 2009 21:43 GMT
#63
if you hit the wolf with the shaft the shaft would break 100% then youd probably be fucked.

Depends on which golf club. Putter or Wedge would do much more damage than say a driver or fairway wood!
How do you go from where you are to where you want to be? I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal and you have to be willing to work for it. Jim Valvano
eMbrace
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States1300 Posts
August 04 2009 22:04 GMT
#64
On August 05 2009 01:33 Granteli wrote:
Once again you are defending the **confidently** word when you know just as well as I do that noone would be confident. Good job wording it in your favor. Either way, it seems to me that the only shot you have is a crack at the damn thing and im one to play the odds. If i had a weapon against a wolf running 40 mph and the "fight or flight" instinct kicked in im going for the former. It sounds like a good percentage of people are saying the same thing so "95%" may be a bit skewed. However that extremely muscular dog would probably be better against a wolf than I would. (that picture is hilarious)

So if it came right down to it; Gratz on winning your rhetorically advantageous poll. On the other hand it seems alot of people agree option A is your best shot (based soley on this forum the number exceeds your assumed 5%) so your secondary argument was a bit of a bust. (if based on the poll and forum responses you chose to utilize)


But our initial argument was about the fact that you confidently said you could kill a wolf with a golf club -- and don't give me that bullshit by saying, "oh I guess I shouldn't have presented it like that."

You are lying if you say you didn't present it in a "Yeah I'd kill the wolf." You made the full swing seem like, "dude the wolf is such a big target, and people hit little baseballs going 90" -- that's basically saying, "I'm going to land this full swing easily and proceed to kill the wolf afterwards".

Please stop changing your argument because you realized your first one sounded like that of a 10 year old's, or better yet -- matej osaka's.

As for how you would fight the wolf with a golf club -- think as you please.

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