EPTNeed serious input - man w/golf club vs grown wolf - Page 2
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Scorch
Austria3371 Posts
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Polyphasic
United States841 Posts
On August 02 2009 18:16 Manifesto7 wrote: You would have to swing a miracle shot to hit the head of wolf with the head of the club. Most likely you would hit it with the shaft, doing nothing, or hit the wolf's body, which is bone and muscle. You aren't going to hurt it there. Alternatively, you could break the head off the shaft, and use the shaft like a spear. That might bring better results. that's absolutely retarded. i thought u were supposed to work as a park ranger. wolves are pack animals. they rarely hunt alone. if it's you vs a lone wolf, it probably would only attack you if it thought u were really weak. otherwise, it wont be as aggressive as say, a cougar or a tiger. as soon as you hit it, regardless of whether there are any broke any bones, the wolf would decide that it's not worth attacking you. There are fucking deer and other wildlife out there for it to eat that aren't swinging golf clubs around. I would suggest roaring like a madman and swinging your club like crazy, and using your arms to spread out your jacket so you look bigger, then don't back up or ever show any signs of weakness. try to get a nice swing at it's head or claws. into the body with the brunt of the club would work if you could hurt some bones. but you only get 1 good shot. if it doesn't do enough pain or damage, ur done for. if it does, the wolf will back off even if it's not mortally injured. "fuck u golf bitch, i go find some deer. this shit aint worth it." that's waht it'll say if wolf can talk. peace out | ||
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Polyphasic
United States841 Posts
the general consensus from those guys was that wolves are easy peezy, but tigers are not good news. especially hungry tigers. wolves are pathetic apparently when it comes to 1 on 1 combat. but if it's a pack of wolves, that's different of course. | ||
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diehilde
Germany1596 Posts
On August 02 2009 18:59 Polyphasic wrote: btw, in chinese history, there are tons of stories about wandering martial artists who run into wild animals while traveling at night the general consensus from those guys was that wolves are easy peezy, but tigers are not good news. especially hungry tigers. wolves are pathetic apparently when it comes to 1 on 1 combat. but if it's a pack of wolves, that's different of course. how about you test that theory developed from chinese legends in reality? | ||
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FirstBorn
Romania3955 Posts
I'd just hit and run. | ||
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Mazar
United States135 Posts
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Hiphopapotamus
United States121 Posts
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JohnColtrane
Australia4813 Posts
wiki says wolf jaws are about twice as strong as dogs so i dont fancy the chances of a golf club standing up long against it. i have no idea about the physiology of a wolf and if it is actually possible to choke or break one's neck, but i think a good bet would be waiting for the wolf to lunge at u and kicking it. if u have solid enough boots u might be able to catch it right in the mouth and really fuck up its neck and jaw but i have no idea tbh | ||
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Mah Buckit!
Finland474 Posts
One option: Tame it. + Show Spoiler + You can come to this thread to thank me afterwards. | ||
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gumbum8
United States721 Posts
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icystorage
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MannerMan
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any blow that doesn't kill the wolf is gonna leave you in serious trouble, even if you break a rib or leg of his, he's still going to kill the fuck out of you if he wants edit: actually if you're big enough and good at fighting (wrestling doesn't seem like such a good one) then I think as long as the wolf didn't knock you over you'd be fine | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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floor exercise
Canada5847 Posts
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Granteli
United States2 Posts
**SINGLE WOLF** no pack. ** Using an iron not a wood (a little more sturdy and shorter allowing the whole club to at least have some sort of power behind it)** Also the word confidently seems to edge any normal person to say no so he worded it in his favor... Im not going to grab a golf club and go wolf hunting. Im making a point that a melee armed person could beat a single wolf and that it doesnt escape the realm of possibility. Also option B is a 10x worse idea IMO. Sorry bro. | ||
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Jonoman92
United States9107 Posts
I can relate to this because just today I had a similar experience to the one in the OP. Except the wolf was a 6lb schnauzer but the fucker still almost bit me and was relentless in chasing me (I was going for a run.) I finally turned and stared it down while it's stupid owner who had been sitting with it in her front yard with no leash came and picked it up. btw: Option B is like 100% death unless you're Rambo maybe. | ||
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Epicfailguy
Norway893 Posts
..but he'd probably win  So im voting no. | ||
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Boblion
France8043 Posts
However i think he needs to be really hungry or to have rabies to attack alone a large prey like me. I guess i would face him, make lot of noise and try to scare him eh ;< Btw i'm convinced that a guy like Fedor can kill a wolf with his bare hands. RnC ftw. | ||
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igotmyown
United States4291 Posts
That makes the 40 mph seem a lot faster. The fastest human runs 25 mph, so a fast wolf can definitely do 35. If I did see it I'd hide behind a tree and try to get it while it turns to face me. You're probably going to miss the first swing, but if you do manage to hit it, you don't have to kill it. It's the predator, so it loses and has to back off if it suffers severe injury. Choking: you think you're going to get behind the wolf? You're better off forcing the golf club between its jaws and then gouging it's eyes out. If you're in an open field against 1 wolf, I'd say get on your back like in mma, feet towards the wolf, hold the club in front of your throat. If it goes for your legs whack it in the head. If it goes for your throat, get the club in the jaws, use your arms if you have to, and gouge its eyes or give it a wet willy. If it's a pack of wolves, climb a tree and call someone with your cell phone. Come on, if you're carrying a golf club you must be carry a cell phone. If it's a pack of wolves, call immediately, #pray, try to be intimidating and hope the Po-lice can come to clear the creep camp before the severe tissue damage you're about to receive becomes fatal tissue damage. | ||
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