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Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
July 19 2009 11:57 GMT
#1
I think it's number three, anyway.

Anyway, this blog is devoted to one thing and one thing only, which will keep it short.

That one thing is that...Bars >>> clubs.

Why?

We hit up a club because my friend wanted to see the DJ and to be able to say he was at a club that had Tyrese mother fuckin' Gibson was at.

We drove a half hour to LA to hit that club up, which was the side club at a fucking Crazy Horse Steakhouse, btw. lol...yes. I was expecting country, but they had Tyrese Gibson there, so I guess not.

When we got there, I quickly downed several gulps of something hard...I honestly don't know what it was, but it was apparently 70 proof and free (my friend pulled it out from his drunk), and therefore cheaper than the club. We then walked to the door to get in.

There was a group of us...and they would not let us in. Reasons? My friend wore black Vans slip-ons, and I wore my K-Swisses. Yes. That is why. Because we didn't wear shoes proper for their club with Tyrese Gibson (who the fuck is that guy?), they refused us entry. lol.

So instead we went back and went barhopping in our hometown-ish area somewhere in the OC. There, we saw two different live bands...one that was a kick-ass blues/jazz/reggae band, and another that was a mediocre cover band with a chill bassist with excellent tone and a shitty guitarist soloing on a fucking Squier. -____-

We also talked to many people, had conversations, got drunk, and I tried a Scooby Snack mixed drink for the first time...which was delicious. I also tried a Blue Tap, which I nearly chucked on. I wasn't expecting it to be that strong.

The best part was...BARS DONT HAVE COVER CHARGES, and they don't have fucking dress codes. The last time I had a dress code was in fucking junior high. Fuck you.

Fuck clubs, bars are the shit.

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Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
July 19 2009 11:59 GMT
#2
Generally hotter girls in clubs though!
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PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
July 19 2009 12:07 GMT
#3
That is unfortunate, but true. ):
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anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
July 19 2009 14:03 GMT
#4
how many days a week are you drunk?
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22213 Posts
July 19 2009 14:31 GMT
#5
8?
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Gliche
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States811 Posts
July 19 2009 14:40 GMT
#6
go to bars to have fun, clubs to get laid
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Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
July 19 2009 16:52 GMT
#7
any club that has a strict dress code is a place not to be seen. Last thing I wanna do to get ready for a night out is to be dressed to a certain attire regarding to the place I will be at. Im a skate shoe/cap wearing type of guy b/c I am comfortable in this and don't have to worry about some other drunk douche spilling shit on me fucking my shit up in any type of way.

Have you ever been to a bumping gay club? I swear the females in those type of clubs are 90% 10s. Plus they enjoy not being chased or groped by all the guys b/c of course the guys are gay(the female has a more enjoyable night this way imo). So it comes to conclusion that I can get way more play without cock blocks. Down part about the gay club though is being groped on by guys but most of the time if you give them the snake eye they will most likely know whats sup.
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anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-19 17:00:25
July 19 2009 17:00 GMT
#8
i bet you give them the snake eye!!
lolpenishole

but seriously isn't it hard to approach girls in a gay club, seeing as they will assume you're gay?
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
July 19 2009 17:15 GMT
#9
I prefer bars to clubs, too. Alc is cheaper, and you can actually have conversations with your people. Dancing sucks anyways.
artofmagic
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
United States1951 Posts
July 19 2009 17:22 GMT
#10
.. what shoe are you suppose to wear in a club then? dress shoes? wtf..
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PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
July 19 2009 17:35 GMT
#11
@anderoo: I've been going out quite a bit. I'm going to have to tone it down a bit, because my money has become tight for the month as a result of all this going out...T_T. Bars are cheaper than clubs, but still a LOT more expensive than drinking in the comfort of someone's backyard or some shit...haha.

@Gliche: That would be ideal, wouldn't it? Too bad in real life it doesn't work out that way.

@Kennelie: I agree with you. I have not been to a gay club, but I've had chick friends trying to get me to go. I've been to parties with a lot of gay people...and I dunno. It got weird after while I was freaking on some girl in front of me, my gay friend sidled up behind me and suddenly I was in the middle of a sandwich with the girl on the outside. :X

@anderoo: That's the fun part about gay clubs...it's easier to approach girls because they will assume you're gay and therefore harmless.

@poilord: Fuck yeah.

@artofmagic: I thought you could wear shoes in the general sense of the word to a club. I also thought that at the very least I could pull off K-Swisses. I wasn't too surprised at my friend's worn slip-ons not making the cut, but seriously...ok, whatever, it makes me mad thinking about it. I was talking shit on the bouncer all the way back to the car telling everyone on the way back how bullshit the club is and how that shit wasn't "happenin'" anyway. God, how freely my mouth runs when I drink...I'm surprised the bouncer didn't run after me.

I'm just angry because we wasted a grip of gas going all the way there.
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intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
July 19 2009 18:03 GMT
#12
fuck clubs, seriously. i had the pleasure of discovering raves a few weeks ago, god did i feel at home.
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PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
July 19 2009 18:04 GMT
#13
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=97955

I'm sorry, intrigue. :\
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MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
July 19 2009 19:56 GMT
#14
PH, I agree 100%.
Oh, and pubs > bars > clubs
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
July 19 2009 20:03 GMT
#15
On July 20 2009 03:04 PH wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=97955

I'm sorry, intrigue. :\


My recommendation to you is to stop going to shitty raves with shitty music.

You go to the good raves with GOOD music... at least thats the point.
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Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
July 19 2009 20:37 GMT
#16
omg scooby snacks are so good!! 5/5 for trying that for the first time
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PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
July 20 2009 01:49 GMT
#17
I have yet to hear good rave music. I have a lot of friends who are into that and I was never entertained by their music.

@Blinky1842: Dude...it was so delicious...oh my goodness. haha.
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food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
July 20 2009 01:59 GMT
#18
you are just mad you didnt get in
someone had a blast in there with Tyrese Gibson while you drank yourself into oblivion
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
July 20 2009 02:36 GMT
#19
You're right. )':
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beetlelisk
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Poland2276 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-20 21:14:03
July 20 2009 03:51 GMT
#20
erm this is such a lame question I think but what do you use to get drunk?

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oh wait each beer is half a liter not 1 ;d so twice as cheap not


OK on serious note, it's time to get some subtitles done
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PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
July 20 2009 05:07 GMT
#21
I hate hard alcohol, and I love beer. I'll take shots with the group or if I'm in raging alcoholic mode, but in general, I'll go for beer over anything hard.
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