So... I'm grumpy, I'm having a bad time. I am overall, a miserable fuck. Then this girl walks into the liquor store I work at about 5 minutes ago. She's invited me in the past to her house for a patio party. She's about 35, I'm 21. She was doin' the little "I have to pee" dance, and was in clear distress. She then told me the obvious, that she needed to take a leak. I told her we have a bathroom in the back, and she said, "Oh you probably just wanna get me back there so you can get a blowjob, heh heh heh" *Sly grin*. My jaw hit the floor at about 50 miles an hour, and only then did she realize what she said, and followed up with a "Oh wait, did I say that out loud?"

After she left, face red, 4 girls my age came in. They're beautiful. I still have the big shit eating grin on my face, laughing in my head from what just happened. This big guy strolls in after them and says, "Wipe that fucking grin off your face. That one's my daughter."

I love my job.

DanceCommander

United States1808 Posts

July 18 2009 02:45 GMT

looooooool thats pretty funny.

JJH

Canada42 Posts

July 18 2009 02:49 GMT

LMFAO SHIETTT

Bub

United States3518 Posts

July 18 2009 02:54 GMT

HAHAHA talk about timing lol

Kennelie

United States2296 Posts

July 18 2009 02:54 GMT

Umm why not get some trim from the 35 year old? I've always wanted to work part-time at a liquor store but have never had no luck in getting hired.

MutaDoom

Canada1163 Posts

July 18 2009 02:57 GMT

On July 18 2009 11:54 Kennelie wrote:
Umm why not get some trim from the 35 year old? I've always wanted to work part-time at a liquor store but have never had no luck in getting hired.

Too many customers. I considered kicking them out and locking the door, but that might go bad if the boss decided to show up during that time. He is due to be here any minute.

Etherone

United States1898 Posts

July 18 2009 02:58 GMT

one question. how is she on a scale from 1- 10?

MutaDoom

Canada1163 Posts

July 18 2009 03:00 GMT

On July 18 2009 11:58 Etherone wrote:
one question. how is she on a scale from 1- 10?

About a 6.5, maybe 7. The age does show a little on her, but she's fit, has a stellar body(From what I can see).

The girls after were about a 9, except one was about a 7 as well.

Spenguin

Australia3316 Posts

July 18 2009 03:00 GMT

Hahahaha Lolol

Kennelie

United States2296 Posts

July 18 2009 03:03 GMT

#10

Bro, y not just take up on the offer on going to her patio party? She's clearly hinting a invite to getting drunk as shit and wanting a bone down.

Kennelie

United States2296 Posts

July 18 2009 03:04 GMT

#11

She'll probably teach you a few things as well....Something you might enjoy a whole lot.

food

United States1951 Posts

July 18 2009 03:07 GMT

#12

On July 18 2009 12:00 MutaDoom wrote:

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About a 6.5, maybe 7. The age does show a little on her, but she's fit, has a stellar body(From what I can see).

The girls after were about a 9, except one was about a 7 as well.

i dont think 9s ever walk into liquor stores

basically bunch of smoking bitches walked in followed by their father who doesn't allow anyone to peak at them( they all above 21 obviously)

sounds realistic

where do u live

MutaDoom

Canada1163 Posts

July 18 2009 03:07 GMT

#13

Because last time the opportunity was presented, I had a girlfriend. I don't now lol. Now I'll go patio party the shit out of this hick town I work in.

MutaDoom

Canada1163 Posts

July 18 2009 03:08 GMT

#14

On July 18 2009 12:07 food wrote:

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Yes they do. You don't understand the area I live in, it's all we do. There's nothing but drinking here. Leno even mentioned us for being drunks.

deathgod6

United States5064 Posts

July 18 2009 03:12 GMT

#15

hahaahhaha great story.

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

July 18 2009 03:29 GMT

#16

You should have said "Damn, you caught me." and waited for to to accept her own semi-invitation.

Marine50

Australia1764 Posts

July 18 2009 03:33 GMT

#17

What a story!

Jayme

United States5866 Posts

July 18 2009 03:36 GMT

#18

On July 18 2009 12:07 food wrote:

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What are you talking about?

Being a 9 or a 10 on a scale of 10 on some objective beauty scale doesn't make them suddenly not act human.

They walk into liquor stores like everyone else?

Kennelie

United States2296 Posts

July 18 2009 03:46 GMT

#19

On July 18 2009 12:36 Jayme wrote:

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What are you talking about?

Being a 9 or a 10 on a scale of 10 on some objective beauty scale doesn't make them suddenly not act human.

They walk into liquor stores like everyone else?

Food lives inside a pressurized can stored away in a pantry somewhere. Also what are the odds the father was buying his underaged daughter and friends some booze so they could get fucked up?

MutaDoom

Canada1163 Posts

July 18 2009 03:56 GMT

#20

On July 18 2009 12:46 Kennelie wrote:

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Food lives inside a pressurized can stored away in a pantry somewhere. Also what are the odds the father was buying his underaged daughter and friends some booze so they could get fucked up?

Not very likely, they looked well above age, considering I'm in Alberta where legal age is 18. Still a possibility, 'cuz with girls nowadays you're never safe, but I don't think so.