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THAT'S RIGHT POKEBUNNY. BO9 GRUDGE MATCH WHICH YOU'VE BEEN DODGING ME FOR AGES
Hey TL.net, are you sick and tired of BORING GRUDGE MATCHES WITH NO DRAMA OR EXPLOSIONS?!?!?!? Well this Bo9 is for you! In one corner of the ring is TL.net's beloved and ever-so-handsome Empyrean:
+ Show Spoiler +
And in the other corner is mG.Pokebunny, the puberty-fighting Terran extraordinaire:
+ Show Spoiler +
BUT THERE IS ALSO DRAMA!!!
Our hero, Empyrean, has been looking for a grudge match with Pokebunny FOR MANY WEEKS but due to Pokebunny's epic dodging skill amplified by his RAPIDLY DEEPENING VOICE, has so far been avoided. Could this be because Empyrean is 8-1 WITH POKEBUNNY in such memorable games as a miraculous comeback win from behind after losing his nat, being behind in supply and expansions and having Pokebunny scoff why he didn't give up?! Or could it be in a game where TL's very own OneOther exclaimed that he'd never see Empyrean RAPE SOMEONE SO HARD BEFORE?!?! Or could it be the following hilarious game where Pokebunny gets owned by a SEMI-PROXY 10/15 INTO PROXY REAVERS?!?!
+ Show Spoiler +http://repdepot.net/replay.php?id=16865
Text: Empyrean: this is your best map, right?
Pokebunny: ya
THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!!! (spoiler: yes, that's exactly the reason).
That's why I'm calling Pokebunny out to an EPIC GRUDGE MATCH OF DOOM. Originally, the format would be 3 PvT's, then all other match ups, vetoing one each, but since the only time Pokebunny has beaten my Protoss with his Terran (his main) was a SUPER GAY SCV/RINE ALL-IN, that's just giving me an automatic 3-0. AM I RITE, POKEBUNAY?!
So in the spirit of fairness, I am suggesting a bo9 all match ups except PvT (SINCE I WOULD WIN ANYWAY LOLOO and then a ninth RvR. Loser chooses map from the current ICCup map pool.
ARE YOU UP FOR IT POAKBUNEE?!@
Let me know.
Now, some of you might be wondering to yourselves: BUT WAIT, EMPYREAN PROMISED EXPLOSIONS!!!
HOLD THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKERS! HERE THEY ARE!!!!!!
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(author's disclaimer: all images in this thread may or may not be representative)
 
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That ripped guy is so ugly I cannot even explain :<
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Finally an actual grudge match.
I'd much rather you guys just play TvP but this is good enough XD
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GOGO POKEBUNNY!
#1 POKEBUNNY FAN!
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On July 15 2009 12:12 Steelflight-Rx wrote:
GOGO POKEBUNNY!
#1 POKEBUNNY FAN!
WRONG ATTITUDE, MISTER
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We need a penalty for loser. Anyone have any not-too-harsh-but-still-cruel ideas?
I want one TvP sucker. RvR is for newbies
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No offense "Empyrean" but "Pokebunny" just LOOKS LIKE he would win a game of Starcraft ez pz.
Gl guys.
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On July 15 2009 12:15 Pokebunny wrote:
We need a penalty for loser. Anyone have any not-too-harsh-but-still-cruel ideas?
I want one TvP sucker. RvR is for newbies
Post a real picture of yourself with a sign that says "GG  "
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On July 15 2009 12:15 Pokebunny wrote:
We need a penalty for loser. Anyone have any not-too-harsh-but-still-cruel ideas?
I want one TvP sucker. RvR is for newbies
Shirtless pics on Teamliquid LOLOLOLOLOLO with time/date stamp and i <3 tl.net card.
EDIT: WAIT WHO WOULD WANT TO SEE POKEBUNNY SHIRTLESS
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On July 15 2009 12:15 StarN wrote:Show nested quote +On July 15 2009 12:15 Pokebunny wrote:
We need a penalty for loser. Anyone have any not-too-harsh-but-still-cruel ideas?
I want one TvP sucker. RvR is for newbies Post a real picture of yourself with a sign that says "GG "
Good one. any others?
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On July 15 2009 12:15 Gyabo wrote:
No offense "Empyrean" but "Pokebunny" just LOOKS LIKE he would win a game of Starcraft ez pz.
Gl guys.
That's not actually me
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On July 15 2009 12:17 Pokebunny wrote:Show nested quote +On July 15 2009 12:15 Gyabo wrote:
No offense "Empyrean" but "Pokebunny" just LOOKS LIKE he would win a game of Starcraft ez pz.
Gl guys. That's not actually me
lol I know, hence the quotations 
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someone make this a liquibition
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one of the funniest posts ive ever read on TL
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Please go 3 TvP. Watching offraces is so bad
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On July 15 2009 12:29 sixghost wrote:
Please go 3 TvP. Watching offraces is so bad
I think we're doing all match ups. All three games would go to me, anyway
(most likely!  )
Haha I need to keep up the trash talk for a few days. <_<
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The explosions sealed the deal for me.
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On July 15 2009 12:14 Empyrean wrote:WRONG ATTITUDE, MISTER
Ok actually that was pretty funny. Empyrean fighting!
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On July 15 2009 12:16 Pokebunny wrote:Show nested quote +On July 15 2009 12:15 StarN wrote:On July 15 2009 12:15 Pokebunny wrote:
We need a penalty for loser. Anyone have any not-too-harsh-but-still-cruel ideas?
I want one TvP sucker. RvR is for newbies Post a real picture of yourself with a sign that says "GG " Good one. any others?
some good banning... always a classic?
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Fuck this shit. Empyrean is a lucky skilless newbie who has beaten me with proxy 10/15 like 4 times just cause hes a newbie.
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On July 15 2009 13:03 Pokebunny wrote:
Fuck this shit. Empyrean is a lucky skilless newbie who has beaten me with proxy 10/15 like 4 times just cause hes a newbie.
I've also beaten your Protoss with a hilarious 2 fac > port build then 1a2a3a into your nat with 5 factories worth of metal.
And in the latest straight up PvT game we played you never got past three base while I took six bases, maxed in no time and massively flanked you with a maxed 3-1 army + Templar when you moved out to try to secure your third hurf durf. That was the game where OneOther classified it as a total rape.
Anticipated response: LOL CRY I'M BAD AT PYTHON
Also: we should each veto one match up and instead have some epic 1v1 blood pressure marathons XD
EDIT: Ok going to sleep, need to finalize format, maps, and schedule.
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IM BAD AT PYTHON LOL
its true
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On July 15 2009 12:16 Pokebunny wrote:Show nested quote +On July 15 2009 12:15 StarN wrote:On July 15 2009 12:15 Pokebunny wrote:
We need a penalty for loser. Anyone have any not-too-harsh-but-still-cruel ideas?
I want one TvP sucker. RvR is for newbies Post a real picture of yourself with a sign that says "GG " Good one. any others?
make a video of the winner praising how much better of a player he is and posting it on youtube and shared on TL, while commentating on one of the games the loser LOST
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On July 15 2009 13:48 YPang wrote:Show nested quote +On July 15 2009 12:16 Pokebunny wrote:On July 15 2009 12:15 StarN wrote:On July 15 2009 12:15 Pokebunny wrote:
We need a penalty for loser. Anyone have any not-too-harsh-but-still-cruel ideas?
I want one TvP sucker. RvR is for newbies Post a real picture of yourself with a sign that says "GG " Good one. any others? make a video of the winner praising how much better of a player he is and posting it on youtube and shared on TL, while commentating on one of the games the loser LOST
Actually I think having Day[9] Commentate would be more cruel. To both players, but still...
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o my god.. is that a real picture of poke with the goggles on? because thats exactly how i imagined him.
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I can't believe the picture keeps being re-used. lol poor poke.
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You guys are both noobs. What is this a demented cripple fight?
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On July 15 2009 15:27 Jonoman92 wrote:
You guys are both noobs. What is this a demented cripple fight?
TSL
Teamliquid Special League.
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I call dibs on an Obs spot. Theres no going against dibs.
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you are not as good looking as takeshi
GUARANTEED
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haha, nice OP, especially the random red 
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On July 15 2009 15:51 CFDragon wrote:Show nested quote +On July 15 2009 15:27 Jonoman92 wrote:
You guys are both noobs. What is this a demented cripple fight? TSL Teamliquid Special League.
LOLL
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konadora
Singapore66363 Posts
Fuck yeah explosions!
STREAM THIS!
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
BOLD RED TEXT MAKES ME EXCITED!
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Kawaii
I'm excited too, hopefully we can find a stream/streamer that doesn't lag.
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Of course I'm excited becuase I'll get to RAPE FUCKING NEWBIE EMPYREAN
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On July 15 2009 22:55 Pokebunny wrote:
Of course I'm excited becuase I'll get to RAPE FUCKING NEWBIE EMPYREAN
loal not happening
Btw, I propose the following match list: I ordered it so that we don't play our mains until the end (so it's that much more exciting):
Empyrean - Pokebunny
T - Z
T - P
Z - P
Z - Z
P - Z
Z - T
P - P
T - T
P - T
First map Python, then loser picks from a mappool of Medusa, Destination, Heartbreak, Python?
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Sure but you know I hate python that newbie map. Replace python with colo2 imo, we can start on python though
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How about....Neo Requiem :D?
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wow epic OP.....first grudge match i'm actually excited for
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Winning incentive idea: Loser gets to live in 'Losertown' for a month. (If the mods would be so kind to make this happen)
Pokebunny fighting!
(I often root for underdogs)
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I LIKE HOW YOU PRESENT YOUR ARGUMENTS IN A CONVINCING FASHION
please stream those matches, we need more drama! :>
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Let's me get this straight. You're obviously way better than pokebunny and so you want to play him in a bo9 to prove what you already know?
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im just curious
how good are these guys? :O
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who said chill vs combat ex was exciting?
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I think they're at about C level on iccup
Go Pokebunny, fellow TERRAN PRIDE
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On July 16 2009 23:28 gokai wrote:
Let's me get this straight. You're obviously way better than pokebunny and so you want to play him in a bo9 to prove what you already know?
I'm not sure how my off races will fare
Besides, we have some history haha :D
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On July 17 2009 01:52 minus_human wrote:
I think they're at about C level on iccup
Go Pokebunny, fellow TERRAN PRIDE
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