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THAT'S RIGHT POKEBUNNY. BO9 GRUDGE MATCH WHICH YOU'VE BEEN DODGING ME FOR AGES
Hey TL.net, are you sick and tired of BORING GRUDGE MATCHES WITH NO DRAMA OR EXPLOSIONS?!?!?!? Well this Bo9 is for you! In one corner of the ring is TL.net's beloved and ever-so-handsome Empyrean:
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And in the other corner is mG.Pokebunny, the puberty-fighting Terran extraordinaire:
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BUT THERE IS ALSO DRAMA!!!
Our hero, Empyrean, has been looking for a grudge match with Pokebunny FOR MANY WEEKS but due to Pokebunny's epic dodging skill amplified by his RAPIDLY DEEPENING VOICE, has so far been avoided. Could this be because Empyrean is 8-1 WITH POKEBUNNY in such memorable games as a miraculous comeback win from behind after losing his nat, being behind in supply and expansions and having Pokebunny scoff why he didn't give up?! Or could it be in a game where TL's very own OneOther exclaimed that he'd never see Empyrean RAPE SOMEONE SO HARD BEFORE?!?! Or could it be the following hilarious game where Pokebunny gets owned by a SEMI-PROXY 10/15 INTO PROXY REAVERS?!?!
+ Show Spoiler +http://repdepot.net/replay.php?id=16865
Text: Empyrean: this is your best map, right?
Pokebunny: ya
THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!!! (spoiler: yes, that's exactly the reason).
That's why I'm calling Pokebunny out to an EPIC GRUDGE MATCH OF DOOM. Originally, the format would be 3 PvT's, then all other match ups, vetoing one each, but since the only time Pokebunny has beaten my Protoss with his Terran (his main) was a SUPER GAY SCV/RINE ALL-IN, that's just giving me an automatic 3-0. AM I RITE, POKEBUNAY?!
So in the spirit of fairness, I am suggesting a bo9 all match ups except PvT (SINCE I WOULD WIN ANYWAY LOLOO and then a ninth RvR. Loser chooses map from the current ICCup map pool.
ARE YOU UP FOR IT POAKBUNEE?!@
Let me know.
Now, some of you might be wondering to yourselves: BUT WAIT, EMPYREAN PROMISED EXPLOSIONS!!!
HOLD THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKERS! HERE THEY ARE!!!!!!
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(author's disclaimer: all images in this thread may or may not be representative)
 
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That ripped guy is so ugly I cannot even explain :<
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Finally an actual grudge match.
I'd much rather you guys just play TvP but this is good enough XD
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GOGO POKEBUNNY!
#1 POKEBUNNY FAN!
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On July 15 2009 12:12 Steelflight-Rx wrote:
GOGO POKEBUNNY!
#1 POKEBUNNY FAN!
WRONG ATTITUDE, MISTER
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We need a penalty for loser. Anyone have any not-too-harsh-but-still-cruel ideas?
I want one TvP sucker. RvR is for newbies
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No offense "Empyrean" but "Pokebunny" just LOOKS LIKE he would win a game of Starcraft ez pz.
Gl guys.
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On July 15 2009 12:15 Pokebunny wrote:
We need a penalty for loser. Anyone have any not-too-harsh-but-still-cruel ideas?
I want one TvP sucker. RvR is for newbies
Post a real picture of yourself with a sign that says "GG  "
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On July 15 2009 12:15 Pokebunny wrote:
We need a penalty for loser. Anyone have any not-too-harsh-but-still-cruel ideas?
I want one TvP sucker. RvR is for newbies
Shirtless pics on Teamliquid LOLOLOLOLOLO with time/date stamp and i <3 tl.net card.
EDIT: WAIT WHO WOULD WANT TO SEE POKEBUNNY SHIRTLESS
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On July 15 2009 12:15 StarN wrote:Show nested quote +On July 15 2009 12:15 Pokebunny wrote:
We need a penalty for loser. Anyone have any not-too-harsh-but-still-cruel ideas?
I want one TvP sucker. RvR is for newbies Post a real picture of yourself with a sign that says "GG "
Good one. any others?
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On July 15 2009 12:15 Gyabo wrote:
No offense "Empyrean" but "Pokebunny" just LOOKS LIKE he would win a game of Starcraft ez pz.
Gl guys.
That's not actually me
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On July 15 2009 12:17 Pokebunny wrote:Show nested quote +On July 15 2009 12:15 Gyabo wrote:
No offense "Empyrean" but "Pokebunny" just LOOKS LIKE he would win a game of Starcraft ez pz.
Gl guys. That's not actually me
lol I know, hence the quotations 
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someone make this a liquibition
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one of the funniest posts ive ever read on TL
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Please go 3 TvP. Watching offraces is so bad
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On July 15 2009 12:29 sixghost wrote:
Please go 3 TvP. Watching offraces is so bad
I think we're doing all match ups. All three games would go to me, anyway
(most likely!  )
Haha I need to keep up the trash talk for a few days. <_<
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The explosions sealed the deal for me.
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On July 15 2009 12:14 Empyrean wrote:WRONG ATTITUDE, MISTER
Ok actually that was pretty funny. Empyrean fighting!
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