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Protoss, why do you hate me?

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ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-03 03:18:07
July 03 2009 03:08 GMT
#1
Protoss is EZ-mode, thats what they all say. We've all heard the 1a2a3a jokes, heard Artosis rage about how he hates them. And thats why i play protoss, my barely 140 apm and C- rank can only handle toss. And yet, it just isn't the same for me as it is for everybody else. I can carpet a zerg army with storms, (Just like reach), and NONE of their hydras will die. I can attack 4 lurkers with 2 dozen zealots and they will all get slaughtered, unlike in progames that make lurkers look as fragile as water balloons. 2 dozen of my probes can all go to one mineral, and my spamming stop and attack move fails to take out 4 zerglings when some players can take out 12. Goddamn it protoss, why do you hate me?

***
U Gotta Skate.
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
July 03 2009 03:14 GMT
#2
come on it's only ezmode =D
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Deleted User 31060
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
3788 Posts
July 03 2009 03:14 GMT
#3
On July 03 2009 12:08 ghermination wrote:
Protoss is EZ-mode, thats what they all say. We've all heard the 1a2a3a jokes, heard Artosis rage about how he hates them. And thats why i play protoss, my barely 140 apm and C- rank can only handle toss. And yet, it just isn't the same for me as it is for everybody else. I can carpet a zerg army with swarms, (Just like reach), and NONE of their hydras will die. I can attack 4 lurkers with 2 dozen zealots and they will all get slaughtered, unlike in progames that make lurkers look as fragile as water balloons. 2 dozen of my probes can all go to one mineral, and my spamming stop and attack move fails to take out 4 zerglings when some players can take out 12. Goddamn it protoss, why do you hate me?


be glad, I don't think I've played a D+ terran with less than 210 APM
Peaked at C- on ICCUP and proud of it! @Sunyveil
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66170 Posts
July 03 2009 03:14 GMT
#4
You mean storms
POGGERS
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
July 03 2009 03:16 GMT
#5
On July 03 2009 12:14 Sunyveil wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2009 12:08 ghermination wrote:
Protoss is EZ-mode, thats what they all say. We've all heard the 1a2a3a jokes, heard Artosis rage about how he hates them. And thats why i play protoss, my barely 140 apm and C- rank can only handle toss. And yet, it just isn't the same for me as it is for everybody else. I can carpet a zerg army with swarms, (Just like reach), and NONE of their hydras will die. I can attack 4 lurkers with 2 dozen zealots and they will all get slaughtered, unlike in progames that make lurkers look as fragile as water balloons. 2 dozen of my probes can all go to one mineral, and my spamming stop and attack move fails to take out 4 zerglings when some players can take out 12. Goddamn it protoss, why do you hate me?


be glad, I don't think I've played a D+ terran with less than 210 APM

shit i've got more to work on
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
Arrian
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States889 Posts
July 03 2009 03:16 GMT
#6
On July 03 2009 12:08 ghermination wrote:
I can carpet a zerg army with swarms


No wonder you've been having trouble.
Writersator arepo tenet opera rotas
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
July 03 2009 03:18 GMT
#7
On July 03 2009 12:14 konadora wrote:
You mean storms


lol, fixed.
U Gotta Skate.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
July 03 2009 03:18 GMT
#8
its because you are bad
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Flakes
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States3125 Posts
July 03 2009 03:19 GMT
#9
All the judicators talk shit about you behind your back, and you never get invited to even the lame pylon parties.
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
July 03 2009 03:22 GMT
#10
On July 03 2009 12:18 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
its because you are bad


U Gotta Skate.
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
July 03 2009 03:24 GMT
#11
On July 03 2009 12:08 ghermination wrote:
I can carpet a zerg army with storms, (Just like reach), and NONE of their hydras will die. I can attack 4 lurkers with 2 dozen zealots and they will all get slaughtered, unlike in progames that make lurkers look as fragile as water balloons. 2 dozen of my probes can all go to one mineral, and my spamming stop and attack move fails to take out 4 zerglings when some players can take out 12. Goddamn it protoss, why do you hate me?


Got a kick out of this
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
July 03 2009 03:26 GMT
#12
ghermination switch to a race that is fun and maybe you'll see improvement.

fuck protoss~
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
keV.
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States3214 Posts
July 03 2009 03:26 GMT
#13
On July 03 2009 12:18 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
its because you are bad


GO FOR THE THROAT.
"brevity is the soul of wit" - William Shakesman
Malongo
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Chile3472 Posts
July 03 2009 03:27 GMT
#14
If you think you can compare to The Man and his Storms you are dreaming. And yeah i suppose you are just bad.
Help me! im still improving my English. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. M. G.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
July 03 2009 03:32 GMT
#15
lol 140 apm toss at c- rank complaining?
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
July 03 2009 03:34 GMT
#16
On July 03 2009 12:32 CharlieMurphy wrote:
lol 140 apm toss at c- rank complaining?


D: i never said i was good. But there are a lot of people way worse than me, which is sad.
U Gotta Skate.
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
July 03 2009 03:35 GMT
#17
at least you recognize ezmode
most toss' are like "yeah stop joking around toss is seriously hard"
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
July 03 2009 03:42 GMT
#18
On July 03 2009 12:35 anderoo wrote:
at least you recognize ezmode
most toss' are like "yeah stop joking around toss is seriously hard"


yeah after 9 years i have nearly every hotkey memorised for every race (and i've played them all about equally) but toss is the only one i can win a single game with on iccup, definately the easiest race, although there isn't anything wrong with that, imho.
U Gotta Skate.
GhostKorean
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States2330 Posts
July 03 2009 03:55 GMT
#19
On July 03 2009 12:42 ghermination wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2009 12:35 anderoo wrote:
at least you recognize ezmode
most toss' are like "yeah stop joking around toss is seriously hard"


yeah after 9 years i have nearly every hotkey memorised for every race (and i've played them all about equally) but toss is the only one i can win a single game with on iccup, definately the easiest race, although there isn't anything wrong with that, imho.


Did it really take you 9 years to memorize all the hotkeys?
Arrian
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States889 Posts
July 03 2009 03:56 GMT
#20
Protoss: 1a2a3a

5pool: 1a

Try 5pooling more.
Writersator arepo tenet opera rotas
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