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Pro Starcraft Coach on Craiglist?

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Reptarem
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
155 Posts
July 01 2009 02:15 GMT
#1
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/lss/1246071348.html

Anyone know who this is or is just some joke o.o? I was on craiglist surfing and found this lol.

*****
whatusername
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada1181 Posts
July 01 2009 02:16 GMT
#2
This is obviously a joke if you read closely
im gay
Reptarem
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
155 Posts
July 01 2009 02:18 GMT
#3
okay thanks haha
Sadistx
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Zimbabwe5568 Posts
July 01 2009 02:20 GMT
#4
Race Specific Training:
I will teach you EVERYTHING i know about those races, making you an unstoppable force within the World of Starcraft.
Estimated course length: 4-6 hours
Protoss: $20/hr
Zerg: $25/hr
Terran: $30/hr


Proof that P is the easiest race again!
MidnightGladius
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
China1214 Posts
July 01 2009 02:21 GMT
#5
Hahahaha, the overall quality is a bit lacking, but there are quite a few amusing gems in there .
Trust in Bayes.
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
July 01 2009 02:21 GMT
#6

" Boxer and I were great friends until he started using my dropships to gain his fame"


Things I will be teaching in Starcraft:
1a2a3a4a5a6a7a8a9a0a
Micro management (unit management)
Macro management (unit production and economy)
Map specific strategies
Basic and Advanced strategies and build orders for all three races.
In-game bugs to be used to your advantage such as unit stack, stop lurkers, etc.
Counter strategies and perfect attack timings.
Learn Korean lango, like "chobo" "gosu" "ww" etc
Basic Korean to communicate with Koreans on battle.net
Unit details, their size and their pros/cons against other units
My signature cannon rush along with my signature cheese rush (boxer learned it from me)


LOL
w/e
armed_
Profile Joined November 2008
Canada443 Posts
July 01 2009 02:22 GMT
#7
I'm 100% full blooded Korean, meaning I have been gifted with unparallel talent to master any video game

Boxer and I were great friends until he started using my dropships to gain his fame.

I did not compete in pro gaming because they KTF did not agree with my seven figure contract demand.

1a2a3a4a5a6a7a8a9a0a

Korean girls will be intrigued that you're such a good Starcraft player.

Serious business.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24740 Posts
July 01 2009 02:22 GMT
#8
My friend linked me to that a couple of hours ago haha.

He asked me if I had contacted the Korean guy yet
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Reptarem
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
155 Posts
July 01 2009 02:28 GMT
#9
must be someone on these forums, anyone know who? lol
LosingID8
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
CA10828 Posts
July 01 2009 02:31 GMT
#10
my sister even linked this to me lol
ModeratorResident K-POP Elitist
Atrioc
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States1865 Posts
July 01 2009 02:34 GMT
#11
the Sun Tzu quote was pretty clever
Writerman what
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
July 01 2009 02:35 GMT
#12
I love that Terran is the most expensive, that's cute
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
JDizz6688
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States177 Posts
July 01 2009 02:36 GMT
#13
ROFL
JDizzPANiC.806 Diamond Z NA Let's SC 2
bigsack
Profile Joined August 2007
Korea (North)220 Posts
July 01 2009 02:38 GMT
#14
lmao funny shiet
Hilary Clinton for 2008
oBlade
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States5765 Posts
July 01 2009 02:44 GMT
#15
The name he gives (ByunTae) means sexual pervert.
"I read it. You know how to read, you ignorant fuck?" - Andy Dufresne
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
July 01 2009 02:45 GMT
#16
rofl that guy is good. Protoss is the easiest!!
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Kurosaki
Profile Joined August 2008
United States158 Posts
July 01 2009 02:48 GMT
#17
I will teach you EVERYTHING i know about those races, making you an unstoppable force within the World of Starcraft.

Sooner or later it'll happen. Time to take the initiative.
AlTheCake
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada1071 Posts
July 01 2009 02:50 GMT
#18
rofl this is halarious.
Solinren
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States2653 Posts
July 01 2009 02:54 GMT
#19
"fend off 18 zealots with just 4 cannons" Remotely impossible.
geegee1
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States618 Posts
July 01 2009 03:02 GMT
#20
this is stupid boxer was taught from his friend who has passed on into another world a long time ago and yea he wants your money
pew pew
blabber
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4448 Posts
July 01 2009 03:03 GMT
#21
I wonder what it's liked to be blessed by the gaming god, Norazi
blabberrrrr
geegee1
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States618 Posts
July 01 2009 03:06 GMT
#22
sorry for double post but did i just read from that thing "Cloacked zergling " lol
pew pew
TryThis
Profile Joined February 2007
Canada1522 Posts
July 01 2009 03:16 GMT
#23
On July 01 2009 12:06 geegee1 wrote:
sorry for double post but did i just read from that thing "Cloacked zergling " lol


yes, you read correctly.
i took the lessons, turns out its jsut a hidden hotkey, select all your lings and hit Q, they'll all cloak
Dwell
oxidized
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States324 Posts
July 01 2009 03:22 GMT
#24
You used to be able to perma-cloak zerglings if you also had possession of and Arbiter. If you burrowed the zergling in the arbiters cloaking field, then unburrowed just as the arbiter leaves (so its cloaked->uncloaked), the zergling would become perma-cloaked. This was in some UMS map that taught glitches. I dunno if it works in the latest vers of SC though.
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
July 01 2009 03:23 GMT
#25
Best of Craigslist gogogo?
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
July 01 2009 03:41 GMT
#26
On July 01 2009 11:54 Solinren wrote:
"fend off 18 zealots with just 4 cannons" Remotely impossible.

Um...
cannons on a cliff. gg ?
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
July 01 2009 03:44 GMT
#27
On July 01 2009 12:22 oxidized wrote:
You used to be able to perma-cloak zerglings if you also had possession of and Arbiter. If you burrowed the zergling in the arbiters cloaking field, then unburrowed just as the arbiter leaves (so its cloaked->uncloaked), the zergling would become perma-cloaked. This was in some UMS map that taught glitches. I dunno if it works in the latest vers of SC though.

It's still possible with the current patch...

Anyway, calling him; brb.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
July 01 2009 04:01 GMT
#28
yes he taught boxer and then taught other players to beat him because he got pissed @ boxer

but also did not play as a pro because he wanted 7 figure salary.... which is like 1k bucks in america...

im sure he's telling the truth
ggyo...
hideo
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1641 Posts
July 01 2009 04:46 GMT
#29
ahh... i guess someone wanted to do a starcraft edition of the dota ads.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
July 01 2009 05:59 GMT
#30
On July 01 2009 11:54 Solinren wrote:
"fend off 18 zealots with just 4 cannons" Remotely impossible.

EXTREME SKILL

did you not read the article?
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
July 01 2009 07:53 GMT
#31
I should meet this guy...
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-01 08:07:41
July 01 2009 08:07 GMT
#32
Hahahahahaha, sent him an e-mail

waiting for a reply
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
July 01 2009 09:32 GMT
#33
On July 01 2009 11:15 youinspireme wrote:
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/lss/1246071348.html

Anyone know who this is or is just some joke o.o? I was on craiglist surfing and found this lol.


What do YOU think?

Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
July 01 2009 12:52 GMT
#34
On July 01 2009 18:32 Foucault wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2009 11:15 youinspireme wrote:
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/lss/1246071348.html

Anyone know who this is or is just some joke o.o? I was on craiglist surfing and found this lol.


What do YOU think?

Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."


Sun Tzu obviously sucked at Starcraft!!!
Sullifam
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
July 01 2009 14:07 GMT
#35
Now that is some funny trolling.
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5724 Posts
July 01 2009 15:05 GMT
#36
haha. he might really make some cash, but not from TL people, i hope
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
xhuwin
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States476 Posts
July 01 2009 18:59 GMT
#37
hahaha a bunch of friends linked this to me.
xyn
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
July 01 2009 19:40 GMT
#38
On July 01 2009 12:02 geegee1 wrote:
this is stupid boxer was taught from his friend who has passed on into another world a long time ago and yea he wants your money

... It's a JOKE
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
Kyo Yuy
Profile Joined January 2009
United States1286 Posts
July 01 2009 20:48 GMT
#39
On July 01 2009 12:16 TryThis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 01 2009 12:06 geegee1 wrote:
sorry for double post but did i just read from that thing "Cloacked zergling " lol


yes, you read correctly.
i took the lessons, turns out its jsut a hidden hotkey, select all your lings and hit Q, they'll all cloak

I heard that there's this cheat that allows you to make a bunch of Protoss units that are permanently cloaked.

I hear it's called 5k6k7k8k, but I might be wrong about that.
#1 KawaiiRice fan :D
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
July 01 2009 22:44 GMT
#40
Boxer and I were great friends until he started using my dropships to gain his fame. I started training other players to be on par with Boxer and eventually surpassing Boxer

ROFL.
NaDa/Flash/Thorzain Fan
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
July 02 2009 00:49 GMT
#41
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."

hahahahaha
jinorazi
Profile Joined October 2004
Korea (South)4948 Posts
July 02 2009 20:16 GMT
#42
hahahahaha
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