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Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12968 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-26 04:27:08
June 26 2009 04:24 GMT
#1
This is KwarK posting from artanis' laptop. Sick night. He's been in the UK for a few days and we've been balling out of control and spending ridiculous amounts of money. Buying random crap and flipping for anything we can think of. Playing like tards and lolshoving at 100nl for kicks.

Anyway, we went to the Victoria Casino in London tonight. I'd never played live before and I suck anyway so Lex agreed that we'd share action and split profits (we were on separate tables) although I couldn't get him to drink. After about an hour we were both at 4x our buyin and lol-living. Live regulars hate online players so much lol. They do nothing but whine about how these kids come in and take their money and you're just like "ffs man, learn to play better or shut up". Got to hear one very long bad beat story about some guy losing some nothing pot at Omaha online and some guy bragging about how easy online was and how he turned his $10 into $200 EZ. Was so tempted to mention that Lex had been flipping for 5ks earlier in the day and won a 15k 3 way. But I'm way too manner and just kept taking the chips. Artanis hit a wall when some other internet guy shoved JJ pf into his AA and sucked out, taking a few hundo off him. I had some guy limp/call T5o and hit 2 pair getting it in 70/30 ahead of me on the flop and hold up for about £500. But I had him covered so didn't busto out. I ground my way back to £400 and Lex to £150 or so (from £20ish) when I said I wanted to leave. 2 hands from the end I get involved in a £850 pot which I lose with AQs top pair top kicker against a strangely played KK overpair. I congratulate the winner, walk over to Artanis and say "yeah, I busted, it's on you".

He's like "lol" and in the 6 remaining hands he 3xs his stack to just short of £400 while I watch in amazement. He can just choose to win pots and it happens. Anyway, we leave with about £100 profit each.

Taxi driver has no gps and it's too late for public transport so we try and navigate him around the south east of England pretty much blindly in the dark. Eventually we managed to find something we recognised and ended up near the hotel with a £130 taxi bill. Was intending to go home but too much taxi fun to go anywhere but the hotel.

Lex decides he really wants a pizza so we phone every pizza place within 20 miles or so but they're all shut. So I phone up room service and am like "I want a pizza" "We don't do pizzas Sir" "If we tipped really, REALLY well could you find us a pizza" ".....". I think the hotel guy, this old distinguished butler looking guy, disapproves of me. Room service + poker because I insist Lex at least makes back the taxi fare. Then being a nit he goes to sleep.

I'm now lying on the sofa in the hotel lounge at 5am on Lex's laptop playing poker. My feet are on the sofa and the butler glares at me whenever he walks through. I'm trying to work out if I can legitimately order room service to the sofa on Lex's room, probably not. Although after I post this I'll sit out and ask.

I definitely want to go play live again and I need Lex for his bankroll and ability to win at poker. Next time we go will be less spur of the moment and we'll probably have photos of us + friends + girls to post. Also we won't have to get a taxi if I offer a friend £60 or so to come with us and roulette. So expect a more epic blog in the next day or three.

KwarK

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motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
June 26 2009 04:30 GMT
#2
Rekrul: Great Britain edition
ModeratorGood content always wins.
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
June 26 2009 04:32 GMT
#3
Cool, but is it really that hard to sign in on your own tl account from another comp? Just curious.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43361 Posts
June 26 2009 04:36 GMT
#4
It is when you've written half a blog before you notice and just can't be bothered.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43361 Posts
June 26 2009 04:37 GMT
#5
Drinking a cider on the sofa. Old guy was just like "So, are you actually a resident at the hotel...?" "Well, no, it's a long story....".
Eventually he let me sign for the bill to Lex's room. EZ breakfast steal in a few hours.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
June 26 2009 04:41 GMT
#6
uh....

oooook.....
why so 진지해?
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 26 2009 04:53 GMT
#7
reading that blog and the "lol-lifing" makes me want to vomit. Are you trying to sound like a illegitimate version of rekruls retarded twin?

I'm glad you are enjoying success but your teeth are still fucked up and your face was kicked by the ugly donkey.

Post with SOME humility for pete sakes.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
June 26 2009 05:03 GMT
#8
On June 26 2009 13:53 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
reading that blog and the "lol-lifing" makes me want to vomit. Are you trying to sound like a illegitimate version of rekruls retarded twin?

I'm glad you are enjoying success but your teeth are still fucked up and your face was kicked by the ugly donkey.

Post with SOME humility for pete sakes.


hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah
Moderator<:3-/-<
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43361 Posts
June 26 2009 05:03 GMT
#9
live players are bad. this is funny. thus lol live-ing. as in playing live poker is funny.

I had a good night and felt like blogging about it. Calm down or go lift some stuff or whatever it is you do.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43361 Posts
June 26 2009 05:08 GMT
#10
On June 26 2009 13:53 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Post with SOME humility for pete sakes.


On June 26 2009 13:24 Artanis[Xp] wrote:
I suck anyway
yeah, I busted
KwarK

ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
June 26 2009 05:40 GMT
#11
why does your manner of writing change completely simply because you're talking about poker
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
fonger
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United Kingdom1218 Posts
June 26 2009 05:47 GMT
#12
hey kwark your mother is a fat gerbil and you smell funny lol

what else can i come up with
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-21 23:54:01
June 26 2009 05:49 GMT
#13
On June 26 2009 13:53 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
reading that blog and the "lol-lifing" makes me want to vomit. Are you trying to sound like a illegitimate version of rekruls retarded twin?

I'm glad you are enjoying success but your teeth are still fucked up and your face was kicked by the ugly donkey.

Post with SOME humility for pete sakes.

And he strikes again XD, im looking forward to a troll booth next px


On June 26 2009 14:40 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
why does your manner of writing change completely simply because you're talking about poker


ouch
PokePill
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States1048 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-26 07:32:16
June 26 2009 07:31 GMT
#14
On June 26 2009 13:24 Artanis[Xp] wrote:
Playing like tards and lolshoving at 100nl for kicks.



I think the only big pot I played with you, you set over set me which is unfortunate.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
June 26 2009 07:32 GMT
#15
so last night i sit down at a table drunk

and this kid who is a successful online player is whining about some shit

i didnt even play a hand yet

WHY ARE ALL POKER PLAYERS SUCH PATHETIC LITTLE WHINEY GIRLS...I MEAN SERIOUSLY LOOOK AT U U HAVE FUCKIN 10 GRAND IN FRONT OF U ON A POKR TABLE WUT THE FUK DO U HAVE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT FUCKER ITS UR FKING JOB JUST BE HAPPY UR NOT ON THE STREETS

dealer: MYYYYYYYYYY MAN *fist pound*
why so 진지해?
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
June 26 2009 07:57 GMT
#16
I think I'm the only person who thoroughly enjoyed this blog.

I, too, one day want to leave my house to pursue hobbies in the likes of others.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Oystein
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Norway1602 Posts
June 26 2009 10:15 GMT
#17
So you go around acting like a total asshole on hotels you check in on?

And why do you type in such a retarded manner once you talk about poker?
God Hates a Coward
quirinus
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Croatia2489 Posts
June 26 2009 10:22 GMT
#18
Go KwarK!
All candles lit within him, and there was purity. | First auto-promoted BW LP editor.
Foucault
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Sweden2826 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-26 12:53:40
June 26 2009 12:51 GMT
#19
On June 26 2009 13:30 motbob wrote:
Rekrul: Great Britain edition


Hardly lol

Also, what was baller about this blog? I picture 2 nerds going into a casino, winning a little bit of money, going home, trying to buy pizza......the end.
I know that deep inside of you there's a humongous set of testicles just waiting to pop out. Let 'em pop bro. //////////////////// AKA JensOfSweden // Lee Yoon Yeol forever.
floor exercise
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada5847 Posts
June 26 2009 13:04 GMT
#20
LOL I WAS LIKE LOL READING BUT HTEN I LOL STOPPED BECAUSE ITS A LOL 1 OF A BLOG. LOL.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
June 26 2009 15:21 GMT
#21
well when SCC-Faust is the only one who thinks your blog is amazing you KNOW you have done something wrong.
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14899 Posts
June 26 2009 15:27 GMT
#22
ohhh rekrul
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
June 26 2009 16:26 GMT
#23
sick life
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
Elite00fm
Profile Joined January 2008
United States548 Posts
June 26 2009 20:28 GMT
#24
I thought you only played .1/.25 online?
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
June 26 2009 21:51 GMT
#25
kwark living vicariously through artanis' success with tournaments

sick life bro
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
June 26 2009 22:10 GMT
#26
lulz
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
June 26 2009 23:49 GMT
#27
+GIRLS? PROLLY NOT LOL
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
BrTarolg
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United Kingdom3574 Posts
June 27 2009 12:14 GMT
#28
Damn..

Yeah from my experiences in live it is WAAY more fun and soft than online. I don't know why i dont do live more often apart from the effort it takes to get up off your ass and make your way to a casino.

Completely different game though, you can expect to raise 6-7x blinds and get 2-3 callers every time which is pretty jokes
Xusneb
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada612 Posts
June 27 2009 12:39 GMT
#29
haha yea, Kwark is so professional and mature when he talks strategy... then he sounds completely different when he talks about poker
If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
June 27 2009 15:36 GMT
#30
On June 27 2009 00:21 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
well when SCC-Faust is the only one who thinks your blog is amazing you KNOW you have done something wrong.

owned owned owned
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11554 Posts
June 27 2009 15:43 GMT
#31
l o l
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
June 28 2009 16:38 GMT
#32
On June 26 2009 16:32 Rekrul wrote:
so last night i sit down at a table drunk

and this kid who is a successful online player is whining about some shit

i didnt even play a hand yet

WHY ARE ALL POKER PLAYERS SUCH PATHETIC LITTLE WHINEY GIRLS...I MEAN SERIOUSLY LOOOK AT U U HAVE FUCKIN 10 GRAND IN FRONT OF U ON A POKR TABLE WUT THE FUK DO U HAVE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT FUCKER ITS UR FKING JOB JUST BE HAPPY UR NOT ON THE STREETS

dealer: MYYYYYYYYYY MAN *fist pound*


wait who said that last part? you?
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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