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Poll: Drive the car? (Vote): fuck ya (Vote): hellz no
So basically I will be home alone tomorrow. It will be summer. And my parents will have 1 car at home(they are using 1 and the other one is here). I am getting this urge that I should drive the car. I won't drive it far, maybe just up and down my driveway which isn't too far and my house is pretty isolated so no one is going to spot me. Is it easy driving a car for the first time?
   
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infinity21
Canada6683 Posts
no you idiot. you don't just start driving by yourself on the road.
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Easy with automatic. Wouldnt recommend you driving with stick though without someone helping you
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infinity21
Canada6683 Posts
but if it's to pick up that girl, go for it
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rofl gl driving with stick for the first time if it's stick just remember to slowly lean off the the brake and onto the gas =/
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hmm NO
theres no point really
just be patient another 6 years or so
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To be honest i would say it's fairly easy with automatic as well If there's 0% chance of you getting caught, sure, just drive sloww.
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sorry i was drunk and clicked "fuck yea" you shoudln't drive the car, srsly
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Driving = less time on SC.
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Oh for some odd reason I thought the poll was for whether or not driving the first time is easy so I put "fuck ya". Nothing special, just wait til you get your permit.
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I'm sorta done with sc now that sc2 beta is right around the corner.
Driving and not understanding a cruel prank are NOT the same thing
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You only live once, man. I still remember the first time me and my best friend stole his parent's car and took a long spin around vacant country roads. It was fun, and even though a neighbor spotted us, causing us to get chewed out, it was no big deal in the scheme of things.
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Driving seems easy enough (wear your seatbelt, stay in your lane, always drive on the right side of the road, and you've got a pretty good chance at surviving), but several problems arise from the other people on the road. Don't drive the goddamn thing.
Edit: But if it's just up and down your driveway, sure. Fuck it, do it, see what happens. You might enjoy it.
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On June 25 2009 08:07 Racenilatr wrote:I'm sorta done with sc now that sc2 beta is right around the corner. Driving and not understanding a cruel prank are NOT the same thing You get the point though.
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On June 25 2009 08:08 onmach wrote: You only live once, man. I still remember the first time me and my best friend stole his parent's car and took a long spin around vacant country roads. It was fun, and even though a neighbor spotted us, causing us to get chewed out, it was no big deal in the scheme of things. I'm just going to back out of the garage and onto the driveway. I dont think I will even turn the car
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Next blog: How do I tell my parents why there's a huge dent in their house?
What's the point?
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If you hit someone, you are screwed for life.
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On June 25 2009 08:17 illu wrote: If you hit someone, you are screwed for life.
If he hits someone driving down his driveway and not even going into the street he knows early to never ever touch a car. That sort of luck is not good for ones health.
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On June 25 2009 08:07 Racenilatr wrote:I'm sorta done with sc now that sc2 beta is right around the corner. Driving and not understanding a cruel prank are NOT the same thing
cruel prank??? hahaha trolled irl ftw
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Roffles
Pitcairn19291 Posts
On June 25 2009 08:17 illu wrote: If you hit someone, you are screwed for life.
Unless you're famous, then you get off easily. But that's besides the point.
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just on your driveway, not on the streets.
but then again u might think its ezpz and get addicted and then start driving off.
so NO
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If you just plan on driving down your driveway, it doesn't seem like that big of a deal, especially since you said your house is somewhat isolated.
But please, don't think its easy and try to go onto the road, thats just asking for something bad to happen.
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I haven't read a single post in the thread but I assume there are people who are wondering the same thing as me:
Why would you even bother taking a car if it were to just go up and down the driveway, lawl
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infinity21
Canada6683 Posts
he doesn't know how to shift gears properly and thinks you brake with your left foot. this is a terrible idea.
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What the fuck?
Driving a car alone for the first time is pretty retarded. Do you even have your permit? wtf?
Especially not ur family car in ur driveway. Guaranteed you'll put it in drive instead of reverse and/or get the break mixed up with the gas and chaos would ensue.
rofl
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
Driving a car really isn't that fun. 
Not worth it imo.
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drive around the block? O_o at night maybe going..10 mph lol
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Do you have a license? If you do...
Do you have insurance? If no,
DONT DO IT.
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On June 25 2009 08:30 infinity21 wrote: he doesn't know how to shift gears properly and thinks you brake with your left foot. this is a terrible idea.
ROFL now that I read this.
@OP you're fucking dumb.
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Drive it. That's how I learned.
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Go ahead man, give it a try
Its just like playing KartRider
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infinity21
Canada6683 Posts
On June 25 2009 08:33 Snet wrote:Driving a car really isn't that fun.  Not worth it imo. whaaat? driving is awesome
On June 25 2009 08:50 SlayerS_`HackeR` wrote: Go ahead man, give it a try
Its just like playing KartRider yeah man, just press shift and gather up NOS make sure to 'countersteer' too
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Yeah, my friend did this once with his family's Z3 a long time ago, he crashed into a mailbox.
Terrible ass idea.
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On June 25 2009 08:30 infinity21 wrote: he doesn't know how to shift gears properly and thinks you brake with your left foot. this is a terrible idea. my point exactly not trying to be mean to you OP just saying, you seem to lack a bit of common sense <__<l (in which case driving, no.)
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ok nvm I'm not going to do it. I thought my parents were leaving inthe morning giving me a bunch of time to figure this shit out, but they aren't leaving til llate afternoon
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On June 25 2009 09:13 Racenilatr wrote: ok nvm I'm not going to do it. I thought my parents were leaving inthe morning giving me a bunch of time to figure this shit out, but they aren't leaving til llate afternoon
Oh thank god, our roads are a bit safer.
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On June 25 2009 08:00 infinity21 wrote: no you idiot. you don't just start driving by yourself on the road.
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sigh..to be young again :[
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On June 25 2009 09:13 Racenilatr wrote: ok nvm I'm not going to do it. I thought my parents were leaving inthe morning giving me a bunch of time to figure this shit out, but they aren't leaving til llate afternoon Don't be a pussy, it's not hard and you can become a man this way.
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Back out of your driveway, turn onto the road, get onto a main road then head towarsd your nearest highway. You should be fine you play terran right?
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infinity21
Canada6683 Posts
On June 25 2009 09:19 Hypnosis wrote: Back out of your driveway, turn onto the road, get onto a main road then head towarsd your nearest highway. You should be fine you play terran right? actually he plays toss so...
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United States24641 Posts
On June 25 2009 09:13 Racenilatr wrote: ok nvm I'm not going to do it. I thought my parents were leaving inthe morning giving me a bunch of time to figure this shit out, but they aren't leaving til llate afternoon This is a bad reason to not do it lol...
If you are going to do something like this because your parents are away then it is probably a bad idea. The possible benefits definitely don't outweigh the risks.
edit: in case you need reference: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=93981
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On June 25 2009 09:19 Hypnosis wrote: Back out of your driveway, turn onto the road, get onto a main road then head towarsd your nearest highway. You should be fine you play terran right?
Good post =D
I'm starting to wonder if Racenilatr is actually a very clever troll. Fana... What's your diagnosis?
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you outa just take it out on the highway and get it over with on your own terms. natural selection will rear its ugly head sooner or later.
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On June 25 2009 09:24 LeperKahn wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2009 09:19 Hypnosis wrote: Back out of your driveway, turn onto the road, get onto a main road then head towarsd your nearest highway. You should be fine you play terran right? Good post =D I'm starting to wonder if Racenilatr is actually a very clever troll. Fana... What's your diagnosis? Early pubescent moron IMO.
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United States24641 Posts
On June 25 2009 09:26 fanatacist wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2009 09:24 LeperKahn wrote:On June 25 2009 09:19 Hypnosis wrote: Back out of your driveway, turn onto the road, get onto a main road then head towarsd your nearest highway. You should be fine you play terran right? Good post =D I'm starting to wonder if Racenilatr is actually a very clever troll. Fana... What's your diagnosis? Early pubescent moron IMO. Pot calling the kettle black.
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On June 25 2009 09:34 micronesia wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2009 09:26 fanatacist wrote:On June 25 2009 09:24 LeperKahn wrote:On June 25 2009 09:19 Hypnosis wrote: Back out of your driveway, turn onto the road, get onto a main road then head towarsd your nearest highway. You should be fine you play terran right? Good post =D I'm starting to wonder if Racenilatr is actually a very clever troll. Fana... What's your diagnosis? Early pubescent moron IMO. Pot calling the kettle black. Your first good joke.
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On June 25 2009 09:26 fanatacist wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2009 09:24 LeperKahn wrote:On June 25 2009 09:19 Hypnosis wrote: Back out of your driveway, turn onto the road, get onto a main road then head towarsd your nearest highway. You should be fine you play terran right? Good post =D I'm starting to wonder if Racenilatr is actually a very clever troll. Fana... What's your diagnosis? Early pubescent moron IMO. You have no solid proof whatsoever that I'm a moron u......fanatacist
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you should help yourself to your father's liquor before the test drive
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On June 25 2009 09:22 micronesia wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2009 09:13 Racenilatr wrote: ok nvm I'm not going to do it. I thought my parents were leaving inthe morning giving me a bunch of time to figure this shit out, but they aren't leaving til llate afternoon This is a bad reason to not do it lol... If you are going to do something like this because your parents are away then it is probably a bad idea. The possible benefits definitely don't outweigh the risks. edit: in case you need reference: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=93981 wait a minute~!
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On June 25 2009 09:24 IdrA wrote: you outa just take it out on the highway and get it over with on your own terms. natural selection will rear its ugly head sooner or later.
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United States11390 Posts
On June 25 2009 09:42 Racenilatr wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2009 09:26 fanatacist wrote:On June 25 2009 09:24 LeperKahn wrote:On June 25 2009 09:19 Hypnosis wrote: Back out of your driveway, turn onto the road, get onto a main road then head towarsd your nearest highway. You should be fine you play terran right? Good post =D I'm starting to wonder if Racenilatr is actually a very clever troll. Fana... What's your diagnosis? Early pubescent moron IMO. You have no solid proof whatsoever that I'm a moron u......fanatacist Yes, he does.
It's called your post history.
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he's not an admin so he can't see my post history?
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On June 25 2009 09:52 Racenilatr wrote: he's not an admin so he can't see my post history? quoted for posterity .
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lol glad you're not driving it anymore, it'd be stupid to anyway. just wait man, automatic is boring anyway. after learning auto, go learn stick, it's fun stuff
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if you have to ask a forum............................. then you have doubts about it, which probably means NO
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On June 25 2009 09:42 Racenilatr wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2009 09:26 fanatacist wrote:On June 25 2009 09:24 LeperKahn wrote:On June 25 2009 09:19 Hypnosis wrote: Back out of your driveway, turn onto the road, get onto a main road then head towarsd your nearest highway. You should be fine you play terran right? Good post =D I'm starting to wonder if Racenilatr is actually a very clever troll. Fana... What's your diagnosis? Early pubescent moron IMO. You have no solid proof whatsoever that I'm a moron u......fanatacist Even if I can't see your post history, I can always search "Racenilatr wrote" in the Search bar and see posts of yours that people have quoted and made fun of.
Also, your posts are memorable due to their... "qualities"...
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Sure.
Step 1: Start car. Step 2: Put in drive. Step 3: ???? Step 4: Get grounded.
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lol your parents aren't gonna want to pay the damages...
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On June 25 2009 09:44 HeavOnEarth wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2009 09:22 micronesia wrote:On June 25 2009 09:13 Racenilatr wrote: ok nvm I'm not going to do it. I thought my parents were leaving inthe morning giving me a bunch of time to figure this shit out, but they aren't leaving til llate afternoon This is a bad reason to not do it lol... If you are going to do something like this because your parents are away then it is probably a bad idea. The possible benefits definitely don't outweigh the risks. edit: in case you need reference: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=93981 wait a minute~! + Show Spoiler ++ Show Spoiler +
Another siting!! O_O
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United States22883 Posts
Remember, P - Park, N - Normal (as in normal gear), D - Down, R - Reverse.
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stick is easy just don't switch gears and you'll be fine
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I already called your local police.
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You better not do it, that would be so stupid, god.
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infinity21
Canada6683 Posts
On June 25 2009 10:42 Jibba wrote: Remember, P - Park, N - Normal (as in normal gear), D - Down, R - Reverse. wat
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On June 25 2009 10:59 infinity21 wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2009 10:42 Jibba wrote: Remember, P - Park, N - Normal (as in normal gear), D - Down, R - Reverse. wat o.o
What the fuck do you drive Jibba? Ever heard of 'D for drive' or 'N for neutral'?
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United States22883 Posts
You guys are fucking idiots.
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On June 25 2009 11:07 Jibba wrote: You guys are fucking idiots. c-c-c + Show Spoiler +
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On June 25 2009 11:07 Grobyc wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2009 10:59 infinity21 wrote:On June 25 2009 10:42 Jibba wrote: Remember, P - Park, N - Normal (as in normal gear), D - Down, R - Reverse. wat o.o What the fuck do you drive Jibba? Ever heard of 'D for drive' or 'N for neutral'? I don't know what you drive but my car operates with a WASD keyboard.
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United States22883 Posts
The idea is to mix in enough accurate information (P/R) so that he thinks it might all be true and begins to doubt himself about what he's heard about D/N. If I just make everything up, then he'll know it's false and won't believe any of it. If it's half false and half true, he isn't sure what's true anymore and he's more likely to fuck up when he finally does drive, making for another hilarious blog.
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i heard if you go fast enough you can break the space time continuum and travel back in time.
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On June 25 2009 11:31 Jibba wrote:The idea is to mix in enough accurate information (P/R) so that he thinks it might all be true and begins to doubt himself about what he's heard about D/N. If I just make everything up, then he'll know it's false and won't believe any of it. If it's half false and half true, he isn't sure what's true anymore and he's more likely to fuck up when he finally does drive, making for another hilarious blog. He was trolling you, not Racenilatr
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United States22883 Posts
On June 25 2009 11:33 fanatacist wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2009 11:31 Jibba wrote:On June 25 2009 11:21 Grobyc wrote:On June 25 2009 11:07 Jibba wrote: You guys are fucking idiots. c-c-c + Show Spoiler + The idea is to mix in enough accurate information (P/R) so that he thinks it might all be true and begins to doubt himself about what he's heard about D/N. If I just make everything up, then he'll know it's false and won't believe any of it. If it's half false and half true, he isn't sure what's true anymore and he's more likely to fuck up when he finally does drive, making for another hilarious blog. He was trolling you, not Racenilatr No, he said he was trolling me because he didn't want to admit he totally missed the original troll. Nobody purposefully messes up a troll on Racenilatr.
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hey guys let's talk about the semantics of trolling on the internet some more
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Wait until another time they are gone Rac. You'd best get a head start on learning.
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infinity21
Canada6683 Posts
On June 25 2009 11:34 Jibba wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2009 11:33 fanatacist wrote:On June 25 2009 11:31 Jibba wrote:On June 25 2009 11:21 Grobyc wrote:On June 25 2009 11:07 Jibba wrote: You guys are fucking idiots. c-c-c + Show Spoiler + The idea is to mix in enough accurate information (P/R) so that he thinks it might all be true and begins to doubt himself about what he's heard about D/N. If I just make everything up, then he'll know it's false and won't believe any of it. If it's half false and half true, he isn't sure what's true anymore and he's more likely to fuck up when he finally does drive, making for another hilarious blog. He was trolling you, not Racenilatr No, he said he was trolling me because he didn't want to admit he totally missed the original troll. Nobody purposefully messes up a troll on Racenilatr. See, this might've worked if racenilatr knew anything about cars... lol When I told him you have to press the brakes before shifting, he asked me why you would have to do that. Then I confirmed race does left foot braking and promptly told him to learn more about cars before trying to drive one.
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I was hoping for more posts from OP. They make me giggle.
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United States24641 Posts
On June 25 2009 11:34 Jibba wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2009 11:33 fanatacist wrote:On June 25 2009 11:31 Jibba wrote:On June 25 2009 11:21 Grobyc wrote:On June 25 2009 11:07 Jibba wrote: You guys are fucking idiots. c-c-c + Show Spoiler + The idea is to mix in enough accurate information (P/R) so that he thinks it might all be true and begins to doubt himself about what he's heard about D/N. If I just make everything up, then he'll know it's false and won't believe any of it. If it's half false and half true, he isn't sure what's true anymore and he's more likely to fuck up when he finally does drive, making for another hilarious blog. He was trolling you, not Racenilatr No, he said he was trolling me because he didn't want to admit he totally missed the original troll. This seems to happen a lot in general (pun not intended)
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On June 25 2009 11:34 Jibba wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2009 11:33 fanatacist wrote:On June 25 2009 11:31 Jibba wrote:On June 25 2009 11:21 Grobyc wrote:On June 25 2009 11:07 Jibba wrote: You guys are fucking idiots. c-c-c + Show Spoiler + The idea is to mix in enough accurate information (P/R) so that he thinks it might all be true and begins to doubt himself about what he's heard about D/N. If I just make everything up, then he'll know it's false and won't believe any of it. If it's half false and half true, he isn't sure what's true anymore and he's more likely to fuck up when he finally does drive, making for another hilarious blog. He was trolling you, not Racenilatr No, he said he was trolling me because he didn't want to admit he totally missed the original troll. Nobody purposefully messes up a troll on Racenilatr. Know your adversary and surroundings. What if that was the response he expected, thus making you fall into his troll trap? What if Racen really is trolling? What if I am trolling?
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Well you don't have anywhere you need to go... you just want to do it for fun? In that case no. It's really pretty easy though. Especially seeing as almost any car you are going to drive nowadays is automatic transmission.
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I can't believe anybody is actually stupid enough to consider driving a car without permission, license, insurance, knowledge, experience or guidance, and on top of that for no reason at all. It's quite sad, really.
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No good will really come from this. Go-Karts are 50x more fun than a real car. And if you make a retard mistake and hit another car on your road or crash into a porch or something you are FUCKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. Don't do it. Even if its not hard, takes ATLEAST like 5 min to get used to it (and that would be a quick learn), you could be fucked reversing out the driveway 10 seconds in.
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worse part of this Yesterday I thought was thursday so when I woke up today, I thought it was Friday but it was really thursday. fail
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On June 25 2009 20:53 Racenilatr wrote:worse part of this  Yesterday I thought was thursday so when I woke up today, I thought it was Friday but it was really thursday. fail Do you take drugs or something?
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Northern Ireland22208 Posts
Fuck automatic cars, too ez
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On June 25 2009 20:45 MiniRoman wrote: No good will really come from this. Go-Karts are 50x more fun than a real car. And if you make a retard mistake and hit another car on your road or crash into a porch or something you are FUCKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. Don't do it. Even if its not hard, takes ATLEAST like 5 min to get used to it (and that would be a quick learn), you could be fucked reversing out the driveway 10 seconds in.
Go Carts are more fun, until you realize you can go about 10x as fast in a car.
Take it out. That's how I learned yo. Don't be a pussy. Your parents have insurance for a reason
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On June 25 2009 21:31 ahswtini wrote: Fuck automatic cars, too ez
+1
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On June 25 2009 21:01 Scorch wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2009 20:53 Racenilatr wrote:worse part of this  Yesterday I thought was thursday so when I woke up today, I thought it was Friday but it was really thursday. fail Do you take drugs or something?
rofl.
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United States47024 Posts
On June 25 2009 15:59 fanatacist wrote: Know your adversary and surroundings. What if that was the response he expected, thus making you fall into his troll trap? What if Racen really is trolling? What if I am trolling? Always assume everyone is trolling.
On June 25 2009 21:01 Scorch wrote:Show nested quote +On June 25 2009 20:53 Racenilatr wrote:worse part of this  Yesterday I thought was thursday so when I woke up today, I thought it was Friday but it was really thursday. fail Do you take drugs or something? lol,
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On June 25 2009 09:24 IdrA wrote: you outa just take it out on the highway and get it over with on your own terms. natural selection will rear its ugly head sooner or later.
Im pretty sure this little fucker is gonna get knocked out of the system soon anyway.
Seeing as you dont play terran its probably a bad idea..
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don't do it, a raccoon or squirrel will cut you off and you will eat i in a blind nerdrage
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lol
srsly race
dont do anything stupid
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It is there for you to drive.
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Dude if you just ask your dad to let you take the car around the block with him in the passenger seat he would probably say yes.
First time I drove was around my neighborhood, unlicensed.
Mom: Hey you wanna take the car around? Me: Ok >.>
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