Girls got you down? Don't know how to react to them and their crazy antics? Well do I have the perfect solution for you. I too once (read: three hours ago) had girl troubles just like you. Unsure of how to react to their mixed messages and confusing communiques like, "I don't want to date you," or, "Sorry if you thought I was leading you on." Don't know the comeback to these dilemmas? Check this shit out:

Watch a fucking spy movie.

Not like a James Bond, "Oh look at me I'ma bash through everything I ever encounter like its fucking Super Mario." Like the Bourne Identity. That shit will make you feel fucking incredible. Like you can face the craziest BS and and come up with the coolest shit.

Seriously, check this shit out.

Outie!

cgrinker

United States3824 Posts

June 24 2009 07:56 GMT

Man. That was convoluted.

Perguvious

United States1783 Posts

June 24 2009 08:00 GMT

I don't get how the two are related (girls and spy movies). But if that's how the brain works...

Smix

United States4549 Posts

June 24 2009 08:02 GMT

So what incredibly clever response did you have for your girl after your spy movie?

Lemonwalrus

United States5465 Posts

June 24 2009 08:02 GMT

^^He stabbed her in the throat with a ball-point pen.

fanatacist

10319 Posts

June 24 2009 08:03 GMT

Yea, examples?

VIB

Brazil3567 Posts

June 24 2009 08:05 GMT

On June 24 2009 17:02 Smix wrote:
So what incredibly clever response did you have for your girl after your spy movie?

I don't remember what my name is or where I am from. But I do remember how to make a girl have multiple orgasms using my feet.

TheFoReveRwaR

United States10657 Posts

June 24 2009 08:05 GMT

Turn gay?

(didnt read op..only thread title..im so efficient)

CHECK THIS SHIT OUT (ok I read it now..big mistake). No seriously..check it out This is a god damn library. Hurry the fuck up.

TheFoReveRwaR

United States10657 Posts

June 24 2009 08:07 GMT

On June 24 2009 16:56 cgrinker wrote:
Man. That was convoluted.

Yes.

VIB

Brazil3567 Posts

June 24 2009 08:08 GMT

#10

On June 24 2009 17:02 Smix wrote:
So what incredibly clever response did you have for your girl after your spy movie?

I don't even remember who I am. But I could make a girl cum without even touch... you see, like that.

TheFoReveRwaR

United States10657 Posts

June 24 2009 08:09 GMT

#11

I dont think that would work very well.

fanatacist

10319 Posts

June 24 2009 08:16 GMT

#12

On June 24 2009 17:08 VIB wrote:

Show nested quote +

I don't even remember who I am. But I could make a girl cum without even touch... you see, like that.

If you ever get laid it would be a miracle.

Kerotan

England2111 Posts

June 24 2009 08:51 GMT

#13

On June 24 2009 17:05 TheFoReveRwaR wrote:
Turn gay?

(didnt read op..only thread title..im so efficient)

CHECK THIS SHIT OUT (ok I read it now..big mistake). No seriously..check it out This is a god damn library. Hurry the fuck up.

I approve of this solution.

And clearly watching bond is a bad idea because:

Doesn't empower me.

FakeSteve[TPR]

Valhalla18444 Posts

June 24 2009 08:55 GMT

#14

my korean girlfriend

fanatacist

10319 Posts

June 24 2009 08:56 GMT

#15

On June 24 2009 17:55 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
my korean girlfriend

my friend Canata

Cambium

United States16368 Posts

June 24 2009 09:29 GMT

#16

lol @ 2 above

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

June 24 2009 09:33 GMT

#17

once you show them that you have no fucks to give, they will give you fucks

lOvOlUNiMEDiA

United States643 Posts

June 24 2009 09:53 GMT

#18

On June 24 2009 17:02 Lemonwalrus wrote:
^^He stabbed her in the throat with a ball-point pen.

AHAHAHA

CatioN

United States136 Posts

June 24 2009 16:11 GMT

#19

On June 24 2009 17:02 Lemonwalrus wrote:
^^He stabbed her in the throat with a ball-point pen.

Best one ^^

niteReloaded

Croatia5282 Posts

June 24 2009 16:43 GMT

#20

On June 24 2009 18:33 Rekrul wrote:
once you show them that you have no fucks to give, they will give you fucks

well spoken sir

cgrinker

United States3824 Posts

June 24 2009 17:01 GMT

#21

She said "Sorry to leave you on." and I said spook easily? And she said "maybe" and I said well if you need to stop being friends let me know. Pwned

ghostWriter

United States3302 Posts

June 24 2009 17:23 GMT

#22

On June 24 2009 17:02 Lemonwalrus wrote:
^^He stabbed her in the throat with a ball-point pen.

Haha nice one.

QuanticHawk

United States32139 Posts

June 24 2009 17:43 GMT

#23

Bullshit. Bond is about 10000x more suave than Bourne. Bourne's bitches get sniped out cuz he's weak. Bond only lets his bitches die when he's tired of fucking them.

Romance_us

Seychelles1806 Posts

June 24 2009 17:48 GMT

#24

On June 25 2009 02:01 cgrinker wrote:
She said "Sorry to leave you on." and I said spook easily? And she said "maybe" and I said well if you need to stop being friends let me know. Pwned

No, you're definitely still the one who got owned. You made a thread about it for christ's sake LOL

Husky

United States3362 Posts

June 24 2009 18:37 GMT

#25

On June 25 2009 02:43 Hawk wrote:
Bullshit. Bond is about 10000x more suave than Bourne. Bourne's bitches get sniped out cuz he's weak. Bond only lets his bitches die when he's tired of fucking them.

I couldnt have sait it better myself.