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The Girl Trouble Solution

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cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
June 24 2009 07:55 GMT
#1
Girls got you down? Don't know how to react to them and their crazy antics? Well do I have the perfect solution for you. I too once (read: three hours ago) had girl troubles just like you. Unsure of how to react to their mixed messages and confusing communiques like, "I don't want to date you," or, "Sorry if you thought I was leading you on." Don't know the comeback to these dilemmas? Check this shit out:

Watch a fucking spy movie.

Not like a James Bond, "Oh look at me I'ma bash through everything I ever encounter like its fucking Super Mario." Like the Bourne Identity. That shit will make you feel fucking incredible. Like you can face the craziest BS and and come up with the coolest shit.

Seriously, check this shit out.


Outie!

*
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
June 24 2009 07:56 GMT
#2
Man. That was convoluted.
Perguvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1783 Posts
June 24 2009 08:00 GMT
#3
I don't get how the two are related (girls and spy movies). But if that's how the brain works...
Smix *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States4549 Posts
June 24 2009 08:02 GMT
#4
So what incredibly clever response did you have for your girl after your spy movie?
TranslatorBe an Optimist Prime, Not a Negatron // twitter @smixity
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
June 24 2009 08:02 GMT
#5
^^He stabbed her in the throat with a ball-point pen.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 24 2009 08:03 GMT
#6
Yea, examples?
Peace~
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
June 24 2009 08:05 GMT
#7
On June 24 2009 17:02 Smix wrote:
So what incredibly clever response did you have for your girl after your spy movie?
I don't remember what my name is or where I am from. But I do remember how to make a girl have multiple orgasms using my feet.
Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-24 08:07:00
June 24 2009 08:05 GMT
#8
Turn gay?

(didnt read op..only thread title..im so efficient)


CHECK THIS SHIT OUT (ok I read it now..big mistake). No seriously..check it out This is a god damn library. Hurry the fuck up.
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
June 24 2009 08:07 GMT
#9
On June 24 2009 16:56 cgrinker wrote:
Man. That was convoluted.

Yes.
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
June 24 2009 08:08 GMT
#10
On June 24 2009 17:02 Smix wrote:
So what incredibly clever response did you have for your girl after your spy movie?
I don't even remember who I am. But I could make a girl cum without even touch... you see, like that.
Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
June 24 2009 08:09 GMT
#11
I dont think that would work very well.
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 24 2009 08:16 GMT
#12
On June 24 2009 17:08 VIB wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 24 2009 17:02 Smix wrote:
So what incredibly clever response did you have for your girl after your spy movie?
I don't even remember who I am. But I could make a girl cum without even touch... you see, like that.

If you ever get laid it would be a miracle.
Peace~
Kerotan
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
England2109 Posts
June 24 2009 08:51 GMT
#13
On June 24 2009 17:05 TheFoReveRwaR wrote:
Turn gay?

(didnt read op..only thread title..im so efficient)


CHECK THIS SHIT OUT (ok I read it now..big mistake). No seriously..check it out This is a god damn library. Hurry the fuck up.


I approve of this solution.

And clearly watching bond is a bad idea because:

[image loading]


Doesn't empower me.
Nerdette // External revolution - Internal revolution // Fabulous // I raise my hands to heaven of curiosity // I don't know what to ask for // What has it got for me? // Kerribear
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
June 24 2009 08:55 GMT
#14
my korean girlfriend
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 24 2009 08:56 GMT
#15
On June 24 2009 17:55 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
my korean girlfriend

my friend Canata
Peace~
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
June 24 2009 09:29 GMT
#16
lol @ 2 above
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
June 24 2009 09:33 GMT
#17
once you show them that you have no fucks to give, they will give you fucks
why so 진지해?
lOvOlUNiMEDiA
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States643 Posts
June 24 2009 09:53 GMT
#18
On June 24 2009 17:02 Lemonwalrus wrote:
^^He stabbed her in the throat with a ball-point pen.


AHAHAHA
To say that I'm missing the point, you would first have to show that such work can have a point.
CatioN
Profile Joined February 2009
United States136 Posts
June 24 2009 16:11 GMT
#19
On June 24 2009 17:02 Lemonwalrus wrote:
^^He stabbed her in the throat with a ball-point pen.


Best one ^^
Micro/Macro with love!
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5281 Posts
June 24 2009 16:43 GMT
#20
On June 24 2009 18:33 Rekrul wrote:
once you show them that you have no fucks to give, they will give you fucks

well spoken sir
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