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CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11603 Posts
June 22 2009 14:35 GMT
#21
me and my friends had pranked my friend Jeff where his parents spoke very little english, and didn't understand our humor. Jeff was chinese and always had a bottle of water with him, and would sometimes "sniff it" to clear his nose. So we made a letter from his school, stating that he was going to be expelled for drug paraphernalia for sniffing water. Then at the end of the letter, we said "P.S. This is not a joke from CaucasianAsian and Friend."

Apparently his parents didn't understand the joke and thought it was serious. And were yelling at him that he will never get into M.I.T. or Yale if he got kicked out. He said it took them two hours to explain that it was a prank.
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 22 2009 14:39 GMT
#22
Once again you prove how naive and stupid you are.
Peace~
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
June 22 2009 14:42 GMT
#23
wow your such a dick.
ya had ya shot kid!
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
June 22 2009 14:53 GMT
#24
On June 22 2009 22:58 Xeofreestyler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 22 2009 22:25 Racenilatr wrote:
wait what....it was asking us? lol? Just forget this. I am so so so confused right now. Since my parents and I are asian, we don't get humor like this :/


LOL.

LOL.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
June 22 2009 14:53 GMT
#25
loooooool
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
June 22 2009 14:55 GMT
#26
On June 22 2009 23:42 Kennelie wrote:
wow your such a dick.

Learn some grammar, all of your posts longer than five words are almost illegible.
Peace~
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
June 22 2009 15:09 GMT
#27
On June 22 2009 23:55 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 22 2009 23:42 Kennelie wrote:
wow your such a dick.

Learn some grammar, all of your posts longer than five words are almost illegible.


I'll try...but no promises.
ya had ya shot kid!
Xusneb
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada612 Posts
June 22 2009 15:20 GMT
#28
Us Asians not only lack the alcohol dehydrogenase enzyme (thus, can't tolerate alcohol) but we also have a genetic defect that prevents us from understanding internet humour. Oh well, we do good at math, ya!
If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
June 22 2009 18:23 GMT
#29
On June 22 2009 22:07 Frits wrote:
noone wants to go back in time with someone who freaks out over a letter

ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
June 22 2009 18:46 GMT
#30
On June 23 2009 00:20 Xusneb wrote:
Us Asians not only lack the alcohol dehydrogenase enzyme (thus, can't tolerate alcohol) but we also have a genetic defect that prevents us from understanding internet humour. Oh well, we do good at math, ya!


hella
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
June 22 2009 18:50 GMT
#31
On June 23 2009 00:20 Xusneb wrote:
Us Asians not only lack the alcohol dehydrogenase enzyme (thus, can't tolerate alcohol) but we also have a genetic defect that prevents us from understanding internet humour. Oh well, we do good at math, ya!
Look, "ohrly" is a variable that determines how serious something is. A positive value means it's serious and a negative means it's a joke. Each expression on a sentence has a constant 'k' that determines how serious that expression is. So the formula to determine how serious a post is, could be written as:

ohrly = ∑(i1*k1 + ... in*kn)

Where 'i' is the number of times the expression is shown. So while "this is not a joke" has a k=2, "time travel" has a k=-3 and "guy with mullets" have a k=-7*10^9836

It's a very simple math.
Great people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people.
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17083 Posts
June 22 2009 18:52 GMT
#32
On June 23 2009 00:20 Xusneb wrote:
Us Asians not only lack the alcohol dehydrogenase enzyme (thus, can't tolerate alcohol) but we also have a genetic defect that prevents us from understanding internet humour. Oh well, we do good at math, ya!


Asians have the enzyme, it's just not as effective as Europeans'.
Moderator
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 22 2009 19:24 GMT
#33
On June 22 2009 23:53 koreasilver wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 22 2009 22:58 Xeofreestyler wrote:
On June 22 2009 22:25 Racenilatr wrote:
wait what....it was asking us? lol? Just forget this. I am so so so confused right now. Since my parents and I are asian, we don't get humor like this :/


LOL.

LOL.

ROFLMAOWTFBBQTEIM?
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
DeLoAdEr
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Japan527 Posts
June 22 2009 20:08 GMT
#34
http://timetraveler.ytmnd.com/
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
June 22 2009 20:11 GMT
#35
On June 22 2009 22:03 ThaddeusK wrote:
you mean this?

[image loading]

LMAO. oh shit i remember that..
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
June 22 2009 20:13 GMT
#36
On June 23 2009 04:24 Grobyc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 22 2009 23:53 koreasilver wrote:
On June 22 2009 22:58 Xeofreestyler wrote:
On June 22 2009 22:25 Racenilatr wrote:
wait what....it was asking us? lol? Just forget this. I am so so so confused right now. Since my parents and I are asian, we don't get humor like this :/


LOL.

LOL.

ROFLMAOWTFBBQTEIM?


oh man, I just had to quote this... so funny lol!
Hi
Nazarene
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Denmark996 Posts
June 22 2009 20:27 GMT
#37
At first I thought this blog was a really bad attempt at humour
Then I clicked your profile and read you were born in 1994 .
MoRe_mInErAls
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada1210 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-22 20:56:20
June 22 2009 20:45 GMT
#38
MoRe_mInErAls
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada1210 Posts
June 22 2009 20:46 GMT
#39
On June 22 2009 22:07 Frits wrote:
this is a joke

noone wants to go back in time with someone who freaks out over a letter


This is truth.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
June 22 2009 20:52 GMT
#40
Race's posts in this thread make me QQ
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
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