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BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
June 21 2009 22:40 GMT
#21
Shake it dry darling, shake it dry.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
June 21 2009 22:41 GMT
#22
"No matter how much you shake and dance, the last drip always ends up in your pants"

I live by that. Circumsised by the way.
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
June 21 2009 22:43 GMT
#23
On June 22 2009 06:53 Solinren wrote:
Nevermind misread.
Just sit on the toilet. Problem solved

Men don't sit down to piss, wtf is wrong with you
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mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
June 21 2009 23:02 GMT
#24
On June 22 2009 06:59 Ancestral wrote:
Sounds like a narrow urethra to me.

[image loading]
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404.Delirium
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1190 Posts
June 21 2009 23:05 GMT
#25
^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

I actually thought about that
seriously next disrespectful comment in this blog is ip ban. Be happy or get the hell out. // SC2 is like playing with neutral-colored Play-Doh while BW is like colorful Legos.
brjdrb
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States577 Posts
June 21 2009 23:07 GMT
#26
it doesn't happen to me, b/c my penis keeps dipping down into the water when i pee. does anyone else have this problem?
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beetlelisk
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Poland2276 Posts
June 21 2009 23:16 GMT
#27
On June 22 2009 07:40 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Shake it dry darling, shake it dry.

qft o.o put some toilet paper in your pants too?

On June 22 2009 07:00 RaGe wrote:
You don't seem to have this problem when you're pissing against a wall. Maybe its purely psychological?

yea lol :D
blog worth of voting... or at least good excuse to get higher post count ;d
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Blyf
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Denmark408 Posts
June 21 2009 23:27 GMT
#28
Sit down and pee. So damn comfy!
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Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-21 23:31:53
June 21 2009 23:31 GMT
#29
Happens sometimes. The solution is to whip you man hammer or slap it around a bit to get things loosened up before peeing.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
June 21 2009 23:36 GMT
#30
i cant recall experiencing this issue.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-22 00:13:35
June 22 2009 00:01 GMT
#31
I don't care about the spraying/angled shot so much as the drips. Like I said that is somewhat easier to deal with.

So does anyone know how to deal with it or what causes it? Where is Physician when you need him?

On June 22 2009 07:15 micronesia wrote:
I don't understand your explanation about how being taller is worse...

Solution: if you can't figure out how to stop it from going off uncontrollably in the wrong direction, then sit down when you pee.


well because i have to point my dick towards the floor more so instead of nvm here:

[image loading]

especially since the longer the distance the more friction/air resistance and the more the pee spreads out. So you can't aim just anywhere, you gotta aim dead center so the wider spray all goes in.

PS- Sit to pee, that is lame and unhealthy iirc.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Xusneb
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada612 Posts
June 22 2009 00:02 GMT
#32
Never happens normally, circumcised. Too bad they don't have some 'urethro' - for all your spray-inducing clogs!
If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
June 22 2009 00:04 GMT
#33
id have to stroke myself a little so my dick doesnt drip, you should try that.
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
June 22 2009 00:13 GMT
#34
ya it is relaly annoying It does it sometimes and other times its fine though
404.Nintu
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1723 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-22 00:18:57
June 22 2009 00:17 GMT
#35
On June 22 2009 09:04 Raithed wrote:
id have to stroke myself a little so my dick doesnt drip, you should try that.

This.

I don't mean to get all after-school special on you, but familiarize yourself with your penis and learn how yours works. As it turned out, mine grows large and I can actually use it to penetrate women, resulting in pleasure for both of us. I never would have discovered this if it wasn't for TL blogs either.

Thank you TL blog section. You've changed my life.

Edited:SLightly misunderstood your post.
"So, then did the American yum-yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?"
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
June 22 2009 00:21 GMT
#36
On June 22 2009 09:01 CharlieMurphy wrote:
I don't care about the spraying/angled shot so much as the drips. Like I said that is somewhat easier to deal with.

So does anyone know how to deal with it or what causes it? Where is Physician when you need him?

Show nested quote +
On June 22 2009 07:15 micronesia wrote:
I don't understand your explanation about how being taller is worse...

Solution: if you can't figure out how to stop it from going off uncontrollably in the wrong direction, then sit down when you pee.


well because i have to point my dick towards the floor more so instead of nvm here:

[image loading]

especially since the longer the distance the more friction/air resistance and the more the pee spreads out. So you can't aim just anywhere, you gotta aim dead center so the wider spray all goes in.

PS- Sit to pee, that is lame and unhealthy iirc.


i still don't understand why image A doesn't happen for a tall person as well as a short.

i am putting a foot stool infront of my toilet while i take my next piss.

this better be tough. lol
Happiness only real when shared.
404.Nintu
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1723 Posts
June 22 2009 00:26 GMT
#37
On June 22 2009 09:21 Mora wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 22 2009 09:01 CharlieMurphy wrote:
I don't care about the spraying/angled shot so much as the drips. Like I said that is somewhat easier to deal with.

So does anyone know how to deal with it or what causes it? Where is Physician when you need him?

On June 22 2009 07:15 micronesia wrote:
I don't understand your explanation about how being taller is worse...

Solution: if you can't figure out how to stop it from going off uncontrollably in the wrong direction, then sit down when you pee.


well because i have to point my dick towards the floor more so instead of nvm here:

[image loading]

especially since the longer the distance the more friction/air resistance and the more the pee spreads out. So you can't aim just anywhere, you gotta aim dead center so the wider spray all goes in.

PS- Sit to pee, that is lame and unhealthy iirc.


i still don't understand why image A doesn't happen for a tall person as well as a short.

i am putting a foot stool infront of my toilet while i take my next piss.

this better be tough. lol


took me a minute too, but it's about angle. IF you're wayyyy taller, say 10 feet, then the angle on your dick has to be nearly straight down to hit the target. Which leaves drips to land from the end of the dick, which, since angled more deeply, will land closer to the feet than the toilet.
"So, then did the American yum-yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?"
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-22 00:27:21
June 22 2009 00:26 GMT
#38
hmm...

i still had no problems, and with the stool i'm like 6'8"

but while standing there, i was musing to myself... "now, what if i had to take the hugest jet-streaming piss of my life... maybe then it would be a problem." but then i could just push my head down and it would still all get in the toilet - and i don't find this uncomfortable in the slightest.

which brought me to my next hypothesis.

maybe you just have a chode. short/thick will be harder to comfortably bend at a downwards angle than long/thin.
Happiness only real when shared.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-22 00:40:51
June 22 2009 00:37 GMT
#39
On June 22 2009 09:26 Mora wrote:
hmm...

i still had no problems, and with the stool i'm like 6'8"

but while standing there, i was musing to myself... "now, what if i had to take the hugest jet-streaming piss of my life... maybe then it would be a problem." but then i could just push my head down and it would still all get in the toilet - and i don't find this uncomfortable in the slightest.

which brought me to my next hypothesis.

maybe you just have a chode. short/thick will be harder to comfortably bend at a downwards angle than long/thin.



I've always known a chode to be synonymous with gooch, taint, grundle, and many other slang (perineum technically). Had to urban dictionary to see what you meant by that.

And no that is not the case lol.

And yea, the harder pressure is when it happens the most. The piss that inspired this post was my wakeup piss and I had to pee all night while I slept. Just now I took a regular piss and it wasn't nearly as bad.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
June 22 2009 00:39 GMT
#40
I was gonna suggest to pull the skin back but I guess you already tried it...
Then I'm out of ideas
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
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