EPTPeeing Question - Page 2
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BuGzlToOnl
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404.Delirium
United States1190 Posts
I live by that. Circumsised by the way. | ||
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n.DieJokes
United States3443 Posts
On June 22 2009 06:53 Solinren wrote: Nevermind misread. Just sit on the toilet. Problem solved Men don't sit down to piss, wtf is wrong with you  | ||
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mahnini
United States6862 Posts
On June 22 2009 06:59 Ancestral wrote: Sounds like a narrow urethra to me. ![[image loading]](http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/3521/1190577026614.jpg) | ||
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404.Delirium
United States1190 Posts
I actually thought about that | ||
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brjdrb
United States577 Posts
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beetlelisk
Poland2276 Posts
On June 22 2009 07:40 BuGzlToOnl wrote: Shake it dry darling, shake it dry. qft o.o put some toilet paper in your pants too? On June 22 2009 07:00 RaGe wrote: You don't seem to have this problem when you're pissing against a wall. Maybe its purely psychological? yea lol :D blog worth of voting... or at least good excuse to get higher post count ;d | ||
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Blyf
Denmark408 Posts
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
So does anyone know how to deal with it or what causes it? Where is Physician when you need him? On June 22 2009 07:15 micronesia wrote: I don't understand your explanation about how being taller is worse... Solution: if you can't figure out how to stop it from going off uncontrollably in the wrong direction, then sit down when you pee. ![[image loading]](http://i39.tinypic.com/f4e9gj.jpg) especially since the longer the distance the more friction/air resistance and the more the pee spreads out. So you can't aim just anywhere, you gotta aim dead center so the wider spray all goes in. PS- Sit to pee, that is lame and unhealthy iirc. | ||
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Xusneb
Canada612 Posts
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Raithed
China7078 Posts
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Racenilatr
United States2756 Posts
 It does it sometimes and other times its fine though | ||
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404.Nintu
Canada1723 Posts
On June 22 2009 09:04 Raithed wrote: id have to stroke myself a little so my dick doesnt drip, you should try that. This. I don't mean to get all after-school special on you, but familiarize yourself with your penis and learn how yours works. As it turned out, mine grows large and I can actually use it to penetrate women, resulting in pleasure for both of us. I never would have discovered this if it wasn't for TL blogs either. Thank you TL blog section. You've changed my life. Edited:SLightly misunderstood your post. | ||
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Mora
Canada5235 Posts
On June 22 2009 09:01 CharlieMurphy wrote: I don't care about the spraying/angled shot so much as the drips. Like I said that is somewhat easier to deal with. So does anyone know how to deal with it or what causes it? Where is Physician when you need him? especially since the longer the distance the more friction/air resistance and the more the pee spreads out. So you can't aim just anywhere, you gotta aim dead center so the wider spray all goes in. PS- Sit to pee, that is lame and unhealthy iirc. i still don't understand why image A doesn't happen for a tall person as well as a short. i am putting a foot stool infront of my toilet while i take my next piss. this better be tough. lol | ||
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404.Nintu
Canada1723 Posts
On June 22 2009 09:21 Mora wrote: i still don't understand why image A doesn't happen for a tall person as well as a short. i am putting a foot stool infront of my toilet while i take my next piss. this better be tough. lol took me a minute too, but it's about angle. IF you're wayyyy taller, say 10 feet, then the angle on your dick has to be nearly straight down to hit the target. Which leaves drips to land from the end of the dick, which, since angled more deeply, will land closer to the feet than the toilet. | ||
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Mora
Canada5235 Posts
i still had no problems, and with the stool i'm like 6'8" but while standing there, i was musing to myself... "now, what if i had to take the hugest jet-streaming piss of my life... maybe then it would be a problem." but then i could just push my head down and it would still all get in the toilet - and i don't find this uncomfortable in the slightest. which brought me to my next hypothesis. maybe you just have a chode. short/thick will be harder to comfortably bend at a downwards angle than long/thin. | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
On June 22 2009 09:26 Mora wrote: hmm... i still had no problems, and with the stool i'm like 6'8" but while standing there, i was musing to myself... "now, what if i had to take the hugest jet-streaming piss of my life... maybe then it would be a problem." but then i could just push my head down and it would still all get in the toilet - and i don't find this uncomfortable in the slightest. which brought me to my next hypothesis. maybe you just have a chode. short/thick will be harder to comfortably bend at a downwards angle than long/thin. I've always known a chode to be synonymous with gooch, taint, grundle, and many other slang (perineum technically). Had to urban dictionary to see what you meant by that. And no that is not the case lol. And yea, the harder pressure is when it happens the most. The piss that inspired this post was my wakeup piss and I had to pee all night while I slept. Just now I took a regular piss and it wasn't nearly as bad. | ||
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evanthebouncy!
United States12816 Posts
Then I'm out of ideas | ||
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