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funny joke lol

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GarlicPepper
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States563 Posts
June 20 2009 06:43 GMT
#1
How do you know democrats play Terran?

Because they went 08 Barrack on the Republicans.



Ellis
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
247 Posts
June 20 2009 06:43 GMT
#2
I don't get it...
Enrique
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States377 Posts
June 20 2009 06:46 GMT
#3
That's a huge stretch. 4/5 for effort. Sadly, 1/5 for execution. I kinda smirked, so that's a positive!
~Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges~
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
June 20 2009 06:48 GMT
#4
8rax is cheese.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 20 2009 06:51 GMT
#5
On June 20 2009 15:43 Ellis wrote:
I don't get it...

If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
jonnyp
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States415 Posts
June 20 2009 07:02 GMT
#6
I dont even know what to say
The number of years it takes for the Internet to move past anything is way, way over 9000.
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5015 Posts
June 20 2009 07:02 GMT
#7
A farmer goes to the movies for the first time.They recently built a 4 plex theater 30 miles away in "town".His only friend a chicken goes with him(farmer never leaves his best friend)

Getting to the movie the man orders 2 tickets.
"2 tickets you only need one sir unless...."
"No the second one is for my chicken" the man replies

"Oh...well sir we do not allow any pets in the theater. I'm sorry but it will have to stay in your car or you can come back."

Man walks to his truck and shoves the chicken down his pants.
Goes up gets his one ticket and goes in.

Movie starts but the chicken is getting hot so the man unzips his fly to let the chickens head out.
And get some air

Lady next to farmer whispers to her girlfriend.
"hey Elene this man just unzipped hisself"
"See one seen em all" Elene says.
"Ya I know but this ones eating my popcorn"
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
June 20 2009 07:07 GMT
#8
lol good one
MoRe_mInErAls
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada1210 Posts
June 20 2009 07:24 GMT
#9
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''

"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''

"No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Hyuk.''

The farmer shot Hyuk.
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
June 20 2009 07:34 GMT
#10
On June 20 2009 16:24 MoRe_mInErAls wrote:
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''

"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''

"No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Hyuk.''

The farmer shot Hyuk.


I can honestly say that i dont get it D:
U Gotta Skate.
vlaric
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States412 Posts
June 20 2009 07:40 GMT
#11
On June 20 2009 16:24 MoRe_mInErAls wrote:
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''

"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''

"No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Hyuk.''

The farmer shot Hyuk.


Took a second or two but I got it. Chuckled.
Wannabe zerg player
Dgtl
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada889 Posts
June 20 2009 07:41 GMT
#12
On June 20 2009 16:34 ghermination wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 20 2009 16:24 MoRe_mInErAls wrote:
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?''

"No," the farmer said.

The second beau came to the door and said, ''I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?''

"No."

The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. ''Hello, my name is Hyuk.''

The farmer shot Hyuk.


I can honestly say that i dont get it D:

Their is no love for Hyuk. He is a progammer on SKT1 and he is a zerg. Need I say more?
^______________^
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
June 20 2009 07:59 GMT
#13
What does hyuk rhyme with dude? (PS shouldn't it be Huck).
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
June 20 2009 08:28 GMT
#14
RHYMES WITH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

op joke wasnt that great lol
blue_arrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1971 Posts
June 20 2009 08:39 GMT
#15
fuck you, fuck the joke, fuck the op, and fuck the farmer's third daughter, because i honestly can't think of a female name that rhymes with Hyuk

seriously, it should have been 2 daughters and a son; it would have been way, way more fucking hilarious:


I'm Hyuk, I'm here to pick up Chuck. With any luck, tonight we'll -

The farmer shot Hyuk.
| MLIA | the weather sucks dick here
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
June 20 2009 14:17 GMT
#16
this thread is lame
konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66364 Posts
June 20 2009 14:20 GMT
#17
I laughed at the Hyuk one lol

OP joke was okay ~_~
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