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quirinus
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Croatia2489 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-30 21:14:36
May 30 2009 20:44 GMT
#1
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It was about 4 years ago since I last cleaned my keyboard inside out. I honor no other keyboard but this - it is my true religion. Since it is a sacred object of every gamer, it is hard to desecrate it and deconstruct it to it's basic building blocks. But it had to be done, hard-heartedly, I opened it up.


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In it, I saw what was the end of life, the ultimate graveyard, and the beginning - the creation of new life.

I said my farewell to the fungii, and the remains of skin, hair and rotten food, as they rushed to the vacuum. Still, some remained. The strong survived. Anyone that still doubts, this is evolution and survival at it's best - life will prevail, even at low pressure.

I had to bring my very best to what is now a battlefield. A blue pen. Many a soldier fell from it's razor sharp tip, like a bayonette I swung it. It was a swift victory, many bodies lay there. A swooshing sound.

I was not completely happy with the outcome, there was still more to be cleaned, but I couldn't be bothered - call me superficial.

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Now, the fun part. The jigsaw puzzle. WASD1234567890. Now what? Try to remove the keys and put them back in the right place. Not so easy. Or is it?

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->Start: + Show Spoiler +

I wonder how many will get this.
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->Almost done:
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->FINISHED:
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Go ahead and try to do it, and while you're at it, clean your keyboard!

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Cheers!
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Leath
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada1724 Posts
May 30 2009 20:46 GMT
#2
where did the scroll lock go?????
You dont get full marks if scroll lock is gone.
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quirinus
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Croatia2489 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-30 20:48:20
May 30 2009 20:48 GMT
#3
On May 31 2009 05:46 Leath wrote:
where did the scroll lock go?????
You dont get full marks if scroll lock is gone.



Real men don't need scroll lock!
Or caps lock. Or tilde.

But they do need num lock.
All candles lit within him, and there was purity. | First auto-promoted BW LP editor.
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
May 30 2009 20:48 GMT
#4
cool blog!

5/5
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25986 Posts
May 30 2009 20:50 GMT
#5
I've always thought about doing this. But really, I would rather spend the $11.99 on a new keyboard than clean this one.
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Viledica
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada361 Posts
May 30 2009 20:51 GMT
#6
The ironic thing is I might actually have to do this to clean out my keyboard tonight. -.-
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
May 30 2009 20:52 GMT
#7
On May 31 2009 05:48 quirinus wrote:
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On May 31 2009 05:46 Leath wrote:
where did the scroll lock go?????
You dont get full marks if scroll lock is gone.



Real men don't need scroll lock!
Or caps lock. Or tilde.

But they do need num lock.


Real men don't need any buttons except the letters, they run commands
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
May 30 2009 20:52 GMT
#8
On May 31 2009 05:50 Chill wrote:
I've always thought about doing this. But really, I would rather spend the $11.99 on a new keyboard than clean this one.

When you'd rather spend 12 dollars, it makes me wonder what condition your keyboard is actually in that would convince you out of cleaning it...
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25986 Posts
May 30 2009 20:54 GMT
#9
On May 31 2009 05:52 Archaic wrote:
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On May 31 2009 05:50 Chill wrote:
I've always thought about doing this. But really, I would rather spend the $11.99 on a new keyboard than clean this one.

When you'd rather spend 12 dollars, it makes me wonder what condition your keyboard is actually in that would convince you out of cleaning it...

It's a long process to clean it... I'd guess over an hour. It's not that dirty... :O
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quirinus
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Croatia2489 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-30 21:00:25
May 30 2009 20:59 GMT
#10
On May 31 2009 05:50 Chill wrote:
I've always thought about doing this. But really, I would rather spend the $11.99 on a new keyboard than clean this one.


Well, I got used to this keyboard (it's pretty old) and it's pretty small, so I can easily put it in my bag.

I don't like most of the keyboards these days. (too big keys, the feel when typing etc.). I guess if I tried to buy a new one I'd get used to it.


On May 31 2009 05:51 Tsumi wrote:
The ironic thing is I might actually have to do this to clean out my keyboard tonight. -.-


Have fun.
People should clean their keyboards more often, I mean, look at what I found underneath my keys. And you're in contact with it every day.
All candles lit within him, and there was purity. | First auto-promoted BW LP editor.
quirinus
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Croatia2489 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-30 21:06:45
May 30 2009 21:05 GMT
#11
On May 31 2009 05:52 Zoler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 31 2009 05:48 quirinus wrote:
On May 31 2009 05:46 Leath wrote:
where did the scroll lock go?????
You dont get full marks if scroll lock is gone.



Real men don't need scroll lock!
Or caps lock. Or tilde.

But they do need num lock.


Real men don't need any buttons except the letters, they run commands


101010


On May 31 2009 05:54 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 31 2009 05:52 Archaic wrote:
On May 31 2009 05:50 Chill wrote:
I've always thought about doing this. But really, I would rather spend the $11.99 on a new keyboard than clean this one.

When you'd rather spend 12 dollars, it makes me wonder what condition your keyboard is actually in that would convince you out of cleaning it...

It's a long process to clean it... I'd guess over an hour. It's not that dirty... :O



Yeah, I cleaned mine just superficially, but it took me 1-2 hrs, if I remember correctly. Cleaning the buttons actually takes more time than cleaning the base.

Don't buy a new one just becouse you're lazy about cleaning it!
All candles lit within him, and there was purity. | First auto-promoted BW LP editor.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
May 30 2009 21:05 GMT
#12
I did this a couple of times too!

I just love opening stuff ! :3

I opened my phone too. When we talk, we spit a lot (even if you think you don't :p) and it rust ups the contacts so i cleaned them all, and cleaned the button panel for it.

I did this with my pc, my keyboard, my mouse, my mp3 player, I fixed a coffee machine too!

God i love opening stuff :D I should take pictures next time.
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Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
May 30 2009 21:07 GMT
#13
One time I threw up on my $80 logitech keyboard, but no method of cleaning known to me got rid of the smell so I had to buy a new one.
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
May 30 2009 21:08 GMT
#14
I did this once. It was hard work o.o
TranslatorBaa!
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
May 30 2009 21:13 GMT
#15
Nice job cleaning your keyboard! I should do that too, mine has a lot of junk inside it.
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SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
May 30 2009 21:21 GMT
#16
On May 31 2009 06:07 Snet wrote:
One time I threw up on my $80 logitech keyboard, but no method of cleaning known to me got rid of the smell so I had to buy a new one.

That sux
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quirinus
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Croatia2489 Posts
May 30 2009 21:22 GMT
#17
On May 31 2009 06:05 IntoTheWow wrote:
I did this a couple of times too!

I just love opening stuff ! :3

I opened my phone too. When we talk, we spit a lot (even if you think you don't :p) and it rust ups the contacts so i cleaned them all, and cleaned the button panel for it.

I did this with my pc, my keyboard, my mouse, my mp3 player, I fixed a coffee machine too!

God i love opening stuff :D I should take pictures next time.


: ))

Please do; I love reading blogs like these where people disassemble or create something and then post pictures/videos of the process. (that's why I created this one)


On May 31 2009 06:07 Snet wrote:
One time I threw up on my $80 logitech keyboard, but no method of cleaning known to me got rid of the smell so I had to buy a new one.


Haha you beat me. The worst thing that happened to me is spilling some chocolate milk over it.
All candles lit within him, and there was purity. | First auto-promoted BW LP editor.
MagisterMan
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Sweden525 Posts
May 30 2009 21:27 GMT
#18
I dont even want to know what I would find if I open up my keyboard
Nachos?
weaksauce
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
369 Posts
May 30 2009 21:29 GMT
#19
if you have a weeks drying time and a spare just stick it in the dishwasher
even if he DID detect penis - cubEdin
illu
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2531 Posts
May 30 2009 22:15 GMT
#20
Last time I cleaned a keyboard that was used for a long time.... it was hell of a process to go through.

Basically, it was... oily, and very dirty. I had to disassemble it reasonably and used detergent on it. I probably will never do it again.
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