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OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
May 22 2009 05:11 GMT
#1
pimpmastafakefier
"~~~~~~~~~~~HOW 2 GET WOMENS GIDE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
introdumoduction
dis gide wil tels u how 2 get womans. dis gide is garenteed 2 work n it has helped me get many womens.

a womans mind
1rd u ned 2 no how a womans thinks.and in order 2 think like a womans u ned 2 b a womans. so i recomend u raid ur moms room n steal al her stuf n put dem on.ONT 4GET MAKEUP VRY IMPORTANT* wen u r don u shuld look lik dis: link

being da womans
now dat ur a womans u wil b able 2 tink lik 1.but wen u find out it doesnt work u go to da next part of the tutorial.

wat 2 ware
lik in my otter gide u has 2 ware rly big clothes,has tattoes, n lots of jewelry n bling bling. u wil b very PIMP after dis. i am da PIMP MASTER.word up n represent

hunting womans
dese creatures r vry rare. but wit my extreme noledge n wisdom i has found out der hiding places. womans hide in kitchens. dey can often b found cooking pancakes and or sandwitches.

omg but master PIMP MASTER fakefire can u pls tel how 2 talk 2 1?
ofcurse i can. womans talk in code. u has 2 use reverse psycocolleges. if u tel her she looks skiny she wont believes u. u has 2 tel her she looks fat.if shes skinny says omg u ned 2 go on a diet ur rly fat. but dis is wer it gets tricky evn if she is fat say it anyway. tubby lardo works very wel.i also recomend the nick name bigmac. here is a sampl convoversttion:
womans:hi
PIMP MASTER fakefire: sup bizzatch
womans:nuthin wat about u
P.M. fakefire:shut the $%^ up
womans:omg ur so cool
P.M. fakefir:DON TEL ME DINGS I ALREDY NO
womans.:omgomgogom i want u 2 has my number
fakefire: u r rly fat
womans:awww ty.

wat 2 do next
omg PIMP MASTER fakefire wat do i do next? now dat u has a woman u can take her on a d8 or keep her as ur slave.if u want 2 go on a d8 u can take her 2 da movies or sumtin.or eat her if u get hungry.or u can do wat my dad does 2 my mom and play naked wrestling or play pillow fite w/ a baseball bat.w/e u want

conclusion
u will get many womens w/ dis gide. if i u didnt u can capture her and put her in a cage until she comes 2 her senses.
copyrite PIMP MASTER fakefire 1924-2007
hopefuly dis wil get stiky"

*
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
May 22 2009 05:14 GMT
#2
wat
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11550 Posts
May 22 2009 05:15 GMT
#3
On May 22 2009 14:14 fusionsdf wrote:
wat

*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-22 05:16:48
May 22 2009 05:16 GMT
#4
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Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21242 Posts
May 22 2009 05:17 GMT
#5
On May 22 2009 14:15 FragKrag wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 22 2009 14:14 fusionsdf wrote:
wat


TranslatorBaa!
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
May 22 2009 05:18 GMT
#6
I... I.... ...

.
Moderator<:3-/-<
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
May 22 2009 05:18 GMT
#7
On May 22 2009 14:16 boesthius wrote:
trying too hard

kefkalives
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Australia1272 Posts
May 22 2009 05:19 GMT
#8
Fuck i hope this is a repost.
prOxi.bOn ; \\ What makes most people feel happy/Leads us headlong into harm.
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
May 22 2009 05:20 GMT
#9
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OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-22 05:21:54
May 22 2009 05:20 GMT
#10
On May 22 2009 14:16 boesthius wrote:
trying too hard


shit i got busted

whatever its from basilmarket.com way back in 07
hi boesthius
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
May 22 2009 05:22 GMT
#11
On May 22 2009 14:18 IntoTheWow wrote:
I... I.... ...

.

i get ya mate....
ggyo...
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24652 Posts
May 22 2009 05:49 GMT
#12
On May 22 2009 14:20 OmgIRok wrote:
way back in 07
You make it sound like 07 was so long ago lol
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
May 22 2009 05:51 GMT
#13
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nataziel
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Australia1455 Posts
May 22 2009 05:51 GMT
#14
I used basilmarket back then, wonder how I never saw this...
u gotta sk8
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
May 22 2009 07:27 GMT
#15
What the fuck is this.
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
Fr33t
Profile Joined June 2008
United States1128 Posts
May 22 2009 07:30 GMT
#16
Not worth even trying to read. Maybe next time
"Wow you could literally transport Lomo's face to a girl and the result would be pretty deceptive."
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
May 22 2009 08:06 GMT
#17
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
snorlax
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States755 Posts
May 22 2009 08:07 GMT
#18
On May 22 2009 14:16 boesthius wrote:
trying too hard

yaaa....
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