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Rambling.
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada314 Posts
May 19 2009 02:23 GMT
#1
I do the morning show for 104.9 FM and was hoping you guys could help me win the % polls for our contest by a landslide. No sign up, just an instant vote. Jeff Ottenbreit. I'll give TL some sweet plugs too. Thanks a lot guys.

http://www.discoverkindersley.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1738&Itemid=82

An unfortunate person is one who tries to fart but shits instead
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
May 19 2009 02:26 GMT
#2
voted.
ThE_OsToJiY
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada1167 Posts
May 19 2009 02:27 GMT
#3
VOTED!
@ostojiy
Talith
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States1102 Posts
May 19 2009 02:29 GMT
#4
voted,
TL WILL WIN THE INTERNETZ!
Rambling.
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada314 Posts
May 19 2009 02:30 GMT
#5
I gotta head to K-town now, for work tomorrow, wont be back til friday, just wanted to say a big thx to all who voted so far and those voting later on. Thx!
An unfortunate person is one who tries to fart but shits instead
ColdLava
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1673 Posts
May 19 2009 02:31 GMT
#6
Voted, good luck~

P.s. You look 10 years older than you are
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32100 Posts
May 19 2009 02:49 GMT
#7
Doesn't a Canadian team have to be in the playoffs for you to grow a playoff beard?

/iceburn
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Marine50
Profile Joined September 2007
Australia1764 Posts
May 19 2009 02:57 GMT
#8
Voted!

I didn't read the OP until after I voted. But by chance I voted Jeff anyway!
IRIS FIGHTING!!!
seppolevne
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada1681 Posts
May 19 2009 02:58 GMT
#9
On May 19 2009 11:49 Hawk wrote:
Doesn't a Canadian team have to be in the playoffs for you to grow a playoff beard?

/iceburn

Ouch

gl yo!
J- Pirate Udyr WW T- Pirate Riven Galio M- Galio Annie S- Sona Lux -- Always farm, never carry.
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
May 19 2009 02:59 GMT
#10
--- Nuked ---
Shivaz
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1783 Posts
May 19 2009 03:00 GMT
#11
Voted, looks like its a landslide already.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
May 19 2009 03:09 GMT
#12
voted, your picture looks awesome you deserve to win
Trezeguet
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States2656 Posts
May 19 2009 03:13 GMT
#13
77% for you so far
Dgtl
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada889 Posts
May 19 2009 03:17 GMT
#14
Voted cause of your picture. It is amazing
^______________^
TeNken.1
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States226 Posts
May 19 2009 03:31 GMT
#15
Voted.
"The G-Don is the official family hitman."
Chau
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada408 Posts
May 19 2009 03:50 GMT
#16
Voted.
Looks like a landslide to me...
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5010 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-19 04:05:30
May 19 2009 04:04 GMT
#17
This is unfair bringing in TL lol I love it.And how long have you guys been growing them (dont follow sports) no clue when playoffs start and what sport haha.

Because you all are hairless...!!!
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
chongu
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Malaysia2593 Posts
May 19 2009 06:26 GMT
#18
voted : ]
SC2 is to BW, what coke is to wine.
LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
May 19 2009 06:27 GMT
#19
LANDSLIDE! Watch out authonomy x2 coming up... hehahahaha.
Rambling.
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada314 Posts
May 24 2009 06:17 GMT
#20
On May 19 2009 11:49 Hawk wrote:
Doesn't a Canadian team have to be in the playoffs for you to grow a playoff beard?

/iceburn


hahaha yea man, this is normally true. But we were just kind of looking for an excuse not to shave cuz we're all lazy bastards. Big probs to everyone whos voted so far, As a last resort I could bring facebook into this (yea I'm dirty, dont judge). So far I gave TL one 30 second splitter each day that runs during the show which I voiced personally (normally dodge pays us big $$$ for that). Just wanted to say thx to everyone who voted Jeff. Your all pimpin.

P.S. you can vote more than once after 24 hrs are up (no signing up). once agian thx.
http://www.discoverkindersley.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1738&Itemid=82
An unfortunate person is one who tries to fart but shits instead
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
May 24 2009 08:13 GMT
#21
please transcribe what you say about tl on the radio

voted for u~
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
May 24 2009 08:27 GMT
#22
On May 24 2009 17:13 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
please transcribe what you say about tl on the radio

voted for u~


This.

If you can't somehow post a clip of it. :D

Voted for you yesterday, and again today.
#1 Shuttle fan - TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #36 BW4lyfe
Rambling.
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada314 Posts
May 25 2009 16:49 GMT
#23
Trascript:

Hey there Jeff Michaels here with you on the Mix morning show, For local news, sports, and contests head to DiscoverKindersley.com. A great contest goin on right now its the Beard-off, for the Playoffs, a big thank you to everyone whos voted so far, also extending a huge thank you to the voters over at TeamLiquid.net, if your a gamer, and you live, breath and bleed starcraft, head over to Teamliquid.net. /End

Thanks guys its a tight race, and I am starting to look like chewbacca dipped in rogaine, we'll update the pics on friday.
An unfortunate person is one who tries to fart but shits instead
Rambling.
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada314 Posts
May 25 2009 17:14 GMT
#24
Also should have added:

Fake steve your kind of a big deal here, so if you want me to church that transcipt up a little bit or announce anything big, let me know and I'll be sure to air it.
An unfortunate person is one who tries to fart but shits instead
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-26 04:58:29
May 26 2009 04:57 GMT
#25
I'm not Steve, but I'll hazard a try:

"Welcome to the FakeSteve morning show, I'm not FakeSteve but I wish I was. I'd like to thank FakeSteve, firstly for fathering me, and secondly for voting for me in the Beard-off. While my beard is only a faint shadow of the manliness that is FakeSteve, it is the official Beard-off beard of www.TeamLiquid.net, as decreed by Our Father FakeSteve."

edit: I see you're a different Jeff from the one we voted for, so edit as needed.
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poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
May 26 2009 15:47 GMT
#26
voted ofc
Rambling.
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada314 Posts
June 01 2009 00:53 GMT
#27
On May 26 2009 13:57 SonuvBob wrote:
I'm not Steve, but I'll hazard a try:

"Welcome to the FakeSteve morning show, I'm not FakeSteve but I wish I was. I'd like to thank FakeSteve, firstly for fathering me, and secondly for voting for me in the Beard-off. While my beard is only a faint shadow of the manliness that is FakeSteve, it is the official Beard-off beard of www.TeamLiquid.net, as decreed by Our Father FakeSteve."

edit: I see you're a different Jeff from the one we voted for, so edit as needed.


Jeff Michaels is my radio name.
An unfortunate person is one who tries to fart but shits instead
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
June 01 2009 01:47 GMT
#28
Easiest vote of my life.
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
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