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MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
May 05 2009 03:30 GMT
#1
hello there. i've got a date on friday. I was asked out.

but due to bad decision making I shall go there stoned out of my mind. to the amusement park. For i was stoned when i accepted the invitation to go in between her legs. I don't even like her.

So now I must make the best out of the situation, teamliquid. I mean what can be more fun than to go blazed to an amusement park with a girl that wants to ride you, not the rides.

heaven help me

praise thy praise thy

this is straight out of my heart to all of ya'll


**
hello there
ilistis
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States828 Posts
May 05 2009 03:34 GMT
#2
The attempt was ok. 2.5/5.
"The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones."-William Faulkner *_*_*_Kolll FAN_*_*_*
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-05 03:36:42
May 05 2009 03:36 GMT
#3
ill write a summary when my eyeballs stop buzzin

previewblog
hello there
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
May 05 2009 03:39 GMT
#4
sounds dece to me. unless she expectin some commitment.. eitherway keep goin stoned
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
cunninglinguists
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States925 Posts
May 05 2009 03:40 GMT
#5
0/5 but will read again.
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
May 05 2009 03:59 GMT
#6
On May 05 2009 12:39 ulszz wrote:
sounds dece to me. unless she expectin some commitment.. eitherway keep goin stoned

shes had multiple boyfriends, she can probably take being used

i'd say

shes probably sufficiently emotionally numb from all of that i hope to not Succumb to not having me
hello there
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
May 05 2009 04:02 GMT
#7
I enjoy your blogs.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
May 05 2009 04:05 GMT
#8
Good Luck? I don't even know what to tell you. I guess you should tell us what happens ^^
PhotographerLiquipedia. Drop me a pm if you've got questions/need help.
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
May 05 2009 04:06 GMT
#9
Stop demonizing weed with yoiur galavanting~

p.s. dont get stds. wrap that shit up.
Nak Allstar.
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
May 05 2009 04:09 GMT
#10
shut up im hip and im hop and i've got the best excuse:

"but babe, i was stoned"

she cannot counter that
hello there
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
May 05 2009 04:24 GMT
#11
XD pics of the girl and we will tell you what you should do
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6772 Posts
May 05 2009 04:29 GMT
#12
ya pics
Graphics
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-05 04:30:59
May 05 2009 04:30 GMT
#13
haha dea god ok ill get da pic

thank god for facebook n twitter stalking

pic with edit
hello there
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32082 Posts
May 05 2009 04:37 GMT
#14
How does being stoned hinder/help your chit chatting abilities?
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MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-05 04:51:12
May 05 2009 04:37 GMT
#15
ya i know she looks 12, shes actually 19. bout to turn 20. pics from graduation
+ Show Spoiler +

oh dear god wait im such ah orrible human being, im removing it now
hello there
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-05 04:54:56
May 05 2009 04:39 GMT
#16
On May 05 2009 13:37 Hawk wrote:
How does being stoned hinder/help your chit chatting abilities?


help no doubt, dear god man sounding enthusiastic about anything is a great asset. Girls dont care what you say as long as you sound confident and enthusiastic saying it. girls rarely think while having a crush on someone if you have put a spell on em. ( they r busy smiling)

weed is great

hello there
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
May 05 2009 05:09 GMT
#17
i cannot believe NO one saw the picture and quoted.

this must have been an elaborate ruse to make us think you posted pictures, and the only way you can do that is by reposting them or pming a credible source. ( trust only myself so i the only credible source)

this of course if you want help and this isn't a brag thread.

and if she is hot, then i guess a brag thread is permissible ^ ^
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-05 05:18:06
May 05 2009 05:13 GMT
#18
On May 05 2009 13:39 MarklarMarklar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 05 2009 13:37 Hawk wrote:
How does being stoned hinder/help your chit chatting abilities?


help no doubt, dear god man sounding enthusiastic about anything is a great asset. Girls dont care what you say as long as you sound confident and enthusiastic saying it. girls rarely think while having a crush on someone if you have put a spell on em. ( they r busy smiling)

weed is great

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAE175ni-zI


you hang out with some dumb bitches?

just stop ;/
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
x89titan
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Philippines1130 Posts
May 05 2009 05:24 GMT
#19
wear a condom u dno where its been
Heaven came down and glory filled my soul, when at the cross the Savior made me whole
omninmo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2349 Posts
May 05 2009 05:37 GMT
#20
usually Hoes counter Weeds. But looks like you have overcome the build order disadvantage with your micro.. nice work
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