| Blogs > FastEddieV |
|
FastEddieV
United States614 Posts
Dark Swarm was cast on my backyard, whereupon the bees built a spire and have started morphing guardians. I'll try to take some photos of the thing in the early AM when the bees aren't active - the thing is huge like the Tower of Babel and was built in one day. Maybe the Egyptians used them to construct the pyramids way back when.   | ||
|
MoRe_mInErAls
Canada1210 Posts
| ||
|
OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
| ||
|
Murkyith14
United States111 Posts
On April 16 2009 07:54 MoRe_mInErAls wrote: Should've bunker rushed This. At this stage in the game there's not much you can do. | ||
|
Zortch
Canada635 Posts
They should have nukes already along with cloaked ghosts. gl hf dd | ||
|
ThE_OsToJiY
Canada1167 Posts
| ||
|
fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
| ||
|
klizzer
517 Posts
Oh man, I hope you will survive  | ||
|
theobsessed1
United States576 Posts
| ||
|
Frits
11782 Posts
Get some honey hanging off a pole or something to attract the bees and light a fire under it, the smoke will kill the bees off. I vaguely remember a thread on somethingawful where this was pulled off successfully with pictures. | ||
|
Zoler
Sweden6339 Posts
| ||
|
hugitout
United States379 Posts
On April 16 2009 08:07 Frits wrote: Woah that's a shitload of bees. Get some honey hanging off a pole or something to attract the bees and light a fire under it, the smoke will kill the bees off. I vaguely remember a thread on somethingawful where this was pulled off successfully with pictures. the guy had a huge bee hive under his BBQ grill and he killed them all, i think its a totally different situation | ||
|
Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On a more serious note, do this: On April 16 2009 08:02 theobsessed1 wrote: Shoot some deodorant and light it on fire | ||
|
deathgod6
United States5064 Posts
| ||
boesthius
United States11637 Posts
| ||
|
ahswtini
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
| ||
|
T.O.P.
Hong Kong4685 Posts
| ||
|
Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
If they really are honeybees, they have been dying off, and it probably won't help to kill some more of them. There is probably some organization you can contact to relocate them for you. | ||
|
omfghi2u2
United States831 Posts
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2243176 | ||
|
boesthius
United States11637 Posts
| ||
|
ahswtini
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
On April 16 2009 08:23 travis wrote: I really wouldn't recommend killing them. If they really are honeybees, they have been dying off, and it probably won't help to kill some more of them. There is probably some organization you can contact to relocate them for you. Yeah but that situation really seems out of control lol, it's a full on swarm | ||
|
XythOs
Germany520 Posts
| ||
|
Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
| ||
|
REDBLUEGREEN
Germany1903 Posts
Average Number of Deaths per Year in the U.S Bee/Wasp 53 Dogs 31 Spider 6.5 Rattlesnake 5.5 Mountain lion 1 Shark 1 Alligator 0.3 Bear 0.5 Scorpion 0.5 Centipede 0.5 Elephant 0.25 Wolf 0.1 Horse 20 Bull 3 altqq right now dude | ||
|
Frits
11782 Posts
On April 16 2009 08:27 ahswtini wrote: Yeah but that situation really seems out of control lol, it's a full on swarm Not to mention that relocating a few honeybees isn't gonna do shit. From a biological perspective that seems like a pretty fruitless effort to me and I really doubt there is an organization that relocates bees lol. | ||
|
Tekin
2711 Posts
| ||
|
Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
On April 16 2009 08:35 Frits wrote: Not to mention that relocating a few honeybees isn't gonna do shit. From a biological perspective that seems like a pretty fruitless effort to me and I really doubt there is an organization that relocates bees lol. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&num=100&q=honey bee relocation&btnG=Search I would say the chances are good there is a place near him that offers such services, actually. edit: since u are from san jose, i just tried adding san jose to the search, and i can tell u there are definitely places offering such services | ||
|
ramen247
United States1256 Posts
| ||
|
ThatGuy
Canada695 Posts
On April 16 2009 08:39 ramen247 wrote: wtf... dont kill them seriously, you can get a lot of money for bees. You're kidding though right? How the hell is he going to sell them? OP, I wish you the best of luck in finding people suicidal enough to get rid of them and stupid enough to pay you for it. | ||
|
HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
On April 16 2009 08:24 omfghi2u2 wrote: Use firebats. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2243176 LOL http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_get_rid_of_bees However i agree with Travis. "There is a great shortage of bees in several States and scientists are very alarmed at beekeepers finding most of their bees dead in their hives. Without bees you don't get pollination and without pollination many of our food sources would dwindle away. Don't kill them, get a beekeeper to come and get them. " the sc analogy was cute btw ^^ | ||
|
Exteray
United States1094 Posts
On April 16 2009 08:36 Tekin wrote: PLAGUUUUUU! LOL THIS | ||
|
Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
On April 16 2009 08:50 ThatGuy wrote: You're kidding though right? How the hell is he going to sell them? OP, I wish you the best of luck in finding people suicidal enough to get rid of them and stupid enough to pay you for it. well, one guy says "i will buy them", and then he names a price (in money), and the other guy gives him money and takes the bees. dude, have u even stopped for like a second and thought "maybe there is a reason a bunch of people are saying he could sell the bees" ? do you think we are just all retarded or something? honestly, use your brain. hell you could even just do a google search of "can you sell bees" and find out if you can or not. but no, instead you just go allin with your ignorance as though everything you know is always right. sorry if I am being harsh I am just trying to make a useful point. | ||
|
Insane Lane
United States397 Posts
| ||
|
liger13
United States1060 Posts
damn Zerg  | ||
|
EsX_Raptor
United States2801 Posts
| ||
|
Fontong
United States6454 Posts
| ||
|
Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
| ||
|
Jonoman92
United States9103 Posts
| ||
|
ZeeTemplar
United States557 Posts
on a serious note. Do not mess with bees they are known to chase people for miles. Do not jump in water because they are also known to hover above the water for over half and hour haha. Best solution is maybe looking for someone who specializes in their destruction. Hell if they arent bothering you dont bother them D: idk? [edit 2] Or like others ahve said if you can sell them..sell them? make some money off of this  | ||
|
inlagdsil
Canada957 Posts
| ||
|
Archaic
United States4024 Posts
![[image loading]](http://www.sc2blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/archonconcept.jpg) On April 16 2009 08:34 Grobyc wrote: You obviously need to take control here. PM Geoff. WOAH.. You forgot one thing. Big, sexy bears love honey... He'll just get distracted. | ||
|
Mortality
United States4790 Posts
| ||
|
MamiyaOtaru
United States1687 Posts
On April 16 2009 08:22 T.O.P. wrote: Dude, you have a gold mine in your back yard. Honey bees are going extinct. Sell your bees and profit. Colony Collapse disorder seems to be mostly occurring in North America, where the honey bee is not native. It represented a rare case of a species being introduced and neither overwhelming the indigenous population (other bees in this case, like bumblebees) nor dying out. If they do disappear in NA (as they seem to be doing, there are hardly any feral honey bees left, most are in colonies tended by beekeepers), agriculture will obviously be affected. Production will have to shift back towards plants native to the Americas. Honey bees are used to pollinate imported plants. Native plants are pollinated by native bees. So I don't know if "extinct" is the right word, without qualifiers. They are declining outside NA though. At any rate, they should be worth something. | ||
|
MuffiN
Korea (North)201 Posts
| ||
|
][-][eretic
Canada395 Posts
| ||
|
Raithed
China7078 Posts
| ||
|
EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
| ||
|
Savio
United States1850 Posts
You seriously need to hack down those bushes/weeds. They prolly have like 3 hives in there. | ||
|
Savio
United States1850 Posts
On April 16 2009 08:24 omfghi2u2 wrote: Use firebats. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2243176 That was an awesome photo essay. Very funny. Crazy suburbians. | ||
|
Xenocide_Knight
Korea (South)2625 Posts
On April 16 2009 08:24 omfghi2u2 wrote: Use firebats. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2243176 Thats truly epic | ||
|
Sentenal
United States12398 Posts
| ||
|
ahswtini
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
| ||
|
Loanshark
China3094 Posts
| ||
|
QuanticHawk
United States32051 Posts
On April 16 2009 08:24 omfghi2u2 wrote: Use firebats. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2243176 man, im so happy you posted this, cuz i t made me so upset for so long that i never book marked this | ||
|
Kennelie
United States2296 Posts
The sc analogies were good. | ||
|
nerv
Sweden7 Posts
On April 16 2009 08:18 boesthius wrote: i like my women like i like my coffee + Show Spoiler + COVERED IN BEES Eddie Izzard is made of win! | ||
|
arb
Noobville17921 Posts
| ||
|
HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
D: | ||
|
Hyperbola
United States2538 Posts
| ||
|
Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
or you could go shield/spear like a spartan | ||
|
HonestTea
5007 Posts
On April 19 2009 12:46 travis wrote: better yet, dual wield daggers and get to work. or you could go shield/spear like a spartan I wonder how many people will get this... splat | ||
|
fishyjoes
Germany644 Posts
On April 16 2009 08:24 omfghi2u2 wrote: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2243176 What a dick T_T | ||
|
Bub
United States3518 Posts
| ||
|
Gnojfatelob
Belgium216 Posts
On April 16 2009 08:59 travis wrote: well, one guy says "i will buy them", and then he names a price (in money), and the other guy gives him money and takes the bees. dude, have u even stopped for like a second and thought "maybe there is a reason a bunch of people are saying he could sell the bees" ? do you think we are just all retarded or something? honestly, use your brain. hell you could even just do a google search of "can you sell bees" and find out if you can or not. but no, instead you just go allin with your ignorance as though everything you know is always right. sorry if I am being harsh I am just trying to make a useful point. Did you just get trolled? | ||
|
pinenamu
United States770 Posts
| ||
|
NeVeR
1352 Posts
On April 16 2009 08:24 omfghi2u2 wrote: Use firebats. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2243176 OMG ROFL | ||
|
EtherealDeath
United States8366 Posts
On April 20 2009 09:11 HonestTea wrote: I wonder how many people will get this... splat LOLOL fuck you and you fan of knives Better to go prot pally and just gg them all, you never know how hard those bugs hit D: | ||
|
PriitM
Algeria181 Posts
| ||
|
iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
You can call an exterminator. That is a large nest you have in the backyard. Given the season they won't be going anywhere for more than 6 months otherwise. | ||
|
PriitM
Algeria181 Posts
| ||
|
iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
| ||
|
HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
Bee stings are the largest killer of humans in the U.S. directly caused by animals. An allergic reaction to the venom is bee’s kills 53 people per year. This number is increasing every year due to the aggressive African honey bee that is taking over in Texas. OHH i thought only 53 bees died per year i was like what the fuck? haha source | ||
|
Railxp
Hong Kong1313 Posts
| ||
|
klizzer
517 Posts
Actually, is the OP alive? | ||
|
Hyperbola
United States2538 Posts
![[image loading]](http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/d&d%20beasts%20monkey%20bees.jpg) Where are your cannons now bitch? | ||
|
FastEddieV
United States614 Posts
Nobody got stung, surprisingly. Or maybe not so surprisingly since we were all too afraid to go out there after seeing what was going on. They definitely calmed down, but this heat wave we are going through would have driven them more crazy. No more bees for now! Thanks to all who replied with suggestions and also the humorous posts. | ||
|
HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
damnit now i owe money | ||
|
Astrogation
United States477 Posts
On April 22 2009 00:31 HeavOnEarth wrote: He's alive!!!!! damnit now i owe money Lolwut? That's terrible. | ||
| ||
|
|
Esports World Cup
Serral vs Cure
Solar vs Classic
OSC
CranKy Ducklings
BSL20 Non-Korean Champi…
CSO Cup
BSL20 Non-Korean Champi…
Bonyth vs Sziky
Dewalt vs Hawk
Hawk vs QiaoGege
Sziky vs Dewalt
Mihu vs Bonyth
Zhanhun vs QiaoGege
QiaoGege vs Fengzi
FEL
BSL20 Non-Korean Champi…
BSL20 Non-Korean Champi…
Bonyth vs Zhanhun
Dewalt vs Mihu
Hawk vs Sziky
Sziky vs QiaoGege
Mihu vs Hawk
Zhanhun vs Dewalt
Fengzi vs Bonyth
Sparkling Tuna Cup
[ Show More ] |
|
|
EPT
