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motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-07 04:19:43
April 07 2009 04:19 GMT
#1
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/cnn-news/19108269/detail.html
Police said "Pack" disappeared sometime after the park ranger's daily inspection Monday morning.

Cut at its webbed feet, Pack is the second to last of Mrs. Mallard's eight bronze ducklings who reside at the corner of Beacon and Charles streets.

Make Way for Ducklings was one of my favorite books... I hope they catch whoever did this and cut them off at their "webbed feet". We'll see how they like that.

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ModeratorGood content always wins.
BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10574 Posts
April 07 2009 04:48 GMT
#2
WTF THIS PISSES ME OFF SO BAD
cunninglinguists
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States925 Posts
April 07 2009 04:48 GMT
#3
WHAT THE FUCK THOSE DIRTY BASTARDS
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
April 07 2009 04:50 GMT
#4
Why do people do stupid stuff like that? What was even their motivation for stealing a bronze duck statue? (I doubt it would be worth much after melted down and sold, so it must be a personal trophy thing)
U Gotta Skate.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24785 Posts
April 07 2009 04:52 GMT
#5
On April 07 2009 13:50 ghermination wrote:
Why do people do stupid stuff like that? What was even their motivation for stealing a bronze duck statue? (I doubt it would be worth much after melted down and sold, so it must be a personal trophy thing)

It was probably the act of doing it rather than the physical item that motivated them...
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Draconizard
Profile Joined October 2008
628 Posts
April 07 2009 05:05 GMT
#6
The very fact that people such as yourself care is more than enough motivation.
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
April 07 2009 05:15 GMT
#7
Off with their heads!
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
triangle
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3803 Posts
April 07 2009 05:21 GMT
#8
On April 07 2009 14:15 Mikilatov wrote:
Off with their feet!

fixed
Also known as waterfall / w4terfall
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
April 07 2009 05:43 GMT
#9
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
April 07 2009 05:52 GMT
#10
D=
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
imDerek
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1944 Posts
April 07 2009 05:54 GMT
#11
tomorrow's duck dayyy
Least favorite progamers: Leta, Zero, Mind, Shine, free, really <-- newly added
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
April 07 2009 06:35 GMT
#12
I blame the simpsons.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
April 07 2009 06:41 GMT
#13
WTF...I loved this book too.
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Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6183 Posts
April 07 2009 10:33 GMT
#14
so this is why world's economic situation sucks.
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
April 07 2009 12:29 GMT
#15
god sometimes i hate being affiliated to humans
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
3 Lions
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3705 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-07 12:39:41
April 07 2009 12:39 GMT
#16
omgwtf noooo


edit: oh shit i used up 1337th post
SaRangHaE
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States182 Posts
April 07 2009 12:56 GMT
#17
person(s) responsible needs to get his face smash in. I used to take old gfs for a walk in the Commons and would pass the ducks. Memories ruined...
don't taze me bro
3 Lions
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3705 Posts
April 07 2009 18:54 GMT
#18
they found it
Ellis
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
247 Posts
April 07 2009 21:59 GMT
#19
I think the death penalty needs to be applied here.
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-07 22:10:01
April 07 2009 22:09 GMT
#20
OOOOOH THE HUMANITY!!! A DUCK STATUE WAS STOLEN.











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I don't give a fuck. I couldn't tell if the OP was a joke
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
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