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Spartan
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2030 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-30 03:27:34
March 30 2009 03:25 GMT
#1
There are 4 doors and each one has something behind it. However, the things behind each door all want to kill you. Which is the safest door that will ensure you do not die?

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Poll: Which is the safest door that will ensure you do not die?
(Vote): Lions that haven't eaten for a year
(Vote): Ninjas with double edged swords
(Vote): Zombies that are fast
(Vote): Terrorists with automatic guns

Edit: 4 does not equal 5. I suck at counting.

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# http://nkspartan.com (web engineer)
# TL member since July 2005; CEO of Vile Gaming; President of Team Vile
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21247 Posts
March 30 2009 03:26 GMT
#2
That's only 4 options.
TranslatorBaa!
StalinRusH
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States734 Posts
March 30 2009 03:26 GMT
#3
easy...lions that havent eaten in years...main reason? they are dead
A Combination Of Tuberculosis And A Tomahawk To The Head:: Nothing Bonds Drunken Idiots Like Sexual Innuendos ::
jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5542 Posts
March 30 2009 03:26 GMT
#4
2 ez
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fast zombies lololol cause theres no such thing
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
Insane
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States4991 Posts
March 30 2009 03:27 GMT
#5
The fifth door without any of those behind them -.-
Spartan
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2030 Posts
March 30 2009 03:27 GMT
#6
4 does not equal 5. I suck at counting.
# http://nkspartan.com (web engineer)
# TL member since July 2005; CEO of Vile Gaming; President of Team Vile
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
March 30 2009 03:28 GMT
#7
yeah either the dead lions or the non-existent zombies
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
March 30 2009 03:29 GMT
#8
On March 30 2009 12:26 StalinRusH wrote:
easy...lions that havent eaten in years...main reason? they are dead



LOL nice
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
March 30 2009 03:38 GMT
#9
On March 30 2009 12:28 JeeJee wrote:
yeah either the dead lions or the non-existent zombies

If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
March 30 2009 03:39 GMT
#10
Also, what is preventing you from not going in any of the doors anyway?
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
inReacH
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Sweden1612 Posts
March 30 2009 03:57 GMT
#11
On March 30 2009 12:39 Grobyc wrote:
Also, what is preventing you from not going in any of the doors anyway?


Lol your posts are so bad.
HumbleZealot
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada508 Posts
March 30 2009 04:01 GMT
#12
Voted zombies cuz they are totally overrated, just gimme a big knife and I'll cut their fuckin' heads off before they can kill/eat me!

Dead lions also sounds good, btw.
liger13
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1060 Posts
March 30 2009 04:02 GMT
#13
I feel like pwning noobs
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
March 30 2009 04:02 GMT
#14
On March 30 2009 12:38 Grobyc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 30 2009 12:28 JeeJee wrote:
yeah either the dead lions or the non-existent zombies


Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
March 30 2009 04:09 GMT
#15
I don't think you would survive any one of them. Lions may be your best bet they would be poorly nourished and you could hopefully kill them before they kill you. You wouldn't be very pretty by the end though.
ktp
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States797 Posts
March 30 2009 04:13 GMT
#16
I go into door one and make myself as big as possible (legs apart, arms in the air) and hold position. The lions run away in fear because they are intimiated and I live.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
March 30 2009 04:14 GMT
#17
On March 30 2009 12:57 inReacH wrote:
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On March 30 2009 12:39 Grobyc wrote:
Also, what is preventing you from not going in any of the doors anyway?


Lol your posts are so bad.

Alright first time I tried to just ignore you, but now your kind of starting to piss me off. It's like when I post something that isn't as useful as I could have made it you pick me out on it. As long as it's not like >%50 of someones posts are trolling or have only one line then it's nothing big. This is the 2nd time you have said that, and I'm sure if mods agreed with you when they look at my recent posting history they would have given me a temp-ban, or if anything, a warning, which they have not done. I feel the majority of my posts are contributing a lot more than many people in this community so please stfu.

And how ironic, both times you call me out for something you post a 1 liner not even related to the OP or thread, how about next time you do that you make an effort yourself asshole.
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Grobyc, you are one of my favorite TL.net posters. Serious. It's not like every post you make blows me away, but you always have something sensible to say and you write in complete sentences.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
March 30 2009 04:16 GMT
#18
Terrorists' do not know how to handle automatic guns.
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
March 30 2009 04:17 GMT
#19
The funny thing about it is that inReacH is a pretty terrible poster.
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1852 Posts
March 30 2009 04:18 GMT
#20
Dead lions don't scare me. (Much...)

On March 30 2009 12:57 inReacH wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 30 2009 12:39 Grobyc wrote:
Also, what is preventing you from not going in any of the doors anyway?


Lol your posts are so bad.


Wrong. Grobyc is a contributing member to TL. He's interesting in IRC and with his forum posts. Why do you have to call him out? Particularly here where it makes no sense? Also, according to his post this isn't the first time...
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IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
March 30 2009 04:22 GMT
#21
Ninjas with double edge swords... usually people only think of 1 edge swords for japanese culture, I'll take the ninjas they are probably some stupid fat non japanese or even asian boys that watch too much anime anyways.
I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
March 30 2009 04:25 GMT
#22
Which door is half naked women chasing you off a cliff?
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-30 04:32:33
March 30 2009 04:31 GMT
#23
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On March 30 2009 13:17 koreasilver wrote:
The funny thing about it is that inReacH is a pretty terrible poster.

On March 30 2009 13:18 LeperKahn wrote:
Dead lions don't scare me. (Much...)

Show nested quote +
On March 30 2009 12:57 inReacH wrote:
On March 30 2009 12:39 Grobyc wrote:
Also, what is preventing you from not going in any of the doors anyway?


Lol your posts are so bad.


Wrong. Grobyc is a contributing member to TL. He's interesting in IRC and with his forum posts. Why do you have to call him out? Particularly here where it makes no sense? Also, according to his post this isn't the first time...

Thank you.
On March 30 2009 13:25 cgrinker wrote:
Which door is half naked women chasing you off a cliff?

Bahh. Why would you run from that? . Unless they are like those crazy half-naked gf's that chase you out of the house with a towel around them just after sex because they found out you were cheating on them. Those are scary! D=
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
March 30 2009 04:52 GMT
#24
obviously the answer is losing a fist fight to old snake on the top of the world, like liquid ocolot : o
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
March 30 2009 04:55 GMT
#25
Lions, easily.

All you people voting "zombies that are fast": DUDE, the zombie's only weakness is that it's slow! Fast zombies are just imba...they're like speed upgraded battlecruisers
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Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
March 30 2009 05:20 GMT
#26
On March 30 2009 12:26 StalinRusH wrote:
easy...lions that havent eaten in years...main reason? they are dead


hahahaha I lol'd.
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1852 Posts
March 30 2009 05:20 GMT
#27
On March 30 2009 13:55 JWD wrote:
DUDE, the zombie's only weakness is that it's slow! Fast zombies are just imba...they're like speed upgraded battlecruisers


Haha! That's so awesome. ;p
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deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
March 30 2009 05:20 GMT
#28
On March 30 2009 13:55 JWD wrote:
Lions, easily.

All you people voting "zombies that are fast": DUDE, the zombie's only weakness is that it's slow! Fast zombies are just imba...they're like speed upgraded battlecruisers

Battlecruisers would still die to dragoons. It's more like carriers with invincible interceptors.
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-30 05:24:57
March 30 2009 05:24 GMT
#29
On March 30 2009 14:20 deathgod6 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 30 2009 13:55 JWD wrote:
Lions, easily.

All you people voting "zombies that are fast": DUDE, the zombie's only weakness is that it's slow! Fast zombies are just imba...they're like speed upgraded battlecruisers

Battlecruisers would still die to dragoons. It's more like carriers with invincible interceptors.

Everyone always targets the carriers anyway though. More like fast moving flying reavers. No need for shuttles.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
dragonmax
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States131 Posts
March 30 2009 05:31 GMT
#30
still not as imba as normal dts
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
March 30 2009 05:39 GMT
#31
If I HAD to die, I would pick getting gunned down...to be honest, it sounds less painful and terrifying.

Otherwise, I'd pick the dead lions.
Hello
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-30 05:44:36
March 30 2009 05:43 GMT
#32
Trick question or drunk Spartan? lol
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
The_Australian
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia458 Posts
March 30 2009 07:48 GMT
#33
The terrorists, they have automatic guns... but no bullets!!!! actually they would probably just beat me to death. the dead lions plz.
"Nothing should be unstoppable when you see it coming...." - Boxer
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
March 30 2009 10:34 GMT
#34
Lions are dead.
Ninja don't use double edged swords, they're for medieval europeans.
Fast zombies don't exist except in Half Life 2
Terrorists....uh....might not kill you depending on what ethnicity you are?
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
March 30 2009 14:12 GMT
#35
is the screw driver ur only weapon?
ggyo...
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