EPTOrigins of "WTFBBQ?" - Page 2
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food
United States1951 Posts
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Rice
United States1332 Posts
On March 25 2009 09:03 travis wrote: I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse, I got blood on my dick 'cause I fucked a corpse -DMX Deep. | ||
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araav
Armenia1590 Posts
On March 25 2009 09:30 Enrique wrote: I hate to be a buzzkill or sound like an ass, but dude, you know you can still get her pregnant even if you pull out, right? I mean, there's less of a chance, but it's still a gamble that seems awful silly to take. That said, you should really practice the shower sex when not on period time to get the hang of it. Anyway, props I guess. ignorance ftw | ||
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deathgod6
United States5064 Posts
uhh yah you can... the sperm cells don't ONLY come out during orgasm... Anyways, funny story. XD | ||
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TryThis
Canada1522 Posts
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araav
Armenia1590 Posts
On March 25 2009 16:23 deathgod6 wrote: uhh yah you can... the sperm cells don't ONLY come out during orgasm... Anyways, funny story. XD that was the first day after her "." | ||
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snowbird
Germany2044 Posts
On March 25 2009 09:30 Enrique wrote: I hate to be a buzzkill or sound like an ass, but dude, you know you can still get her pregnant even if you pull out, right? I mean, there's less of a chance, but it's still a gamble that seems awful silly to take. That said, you should really practice the shower sex when not on period time to get the hang of it. Anyway, props I guess. I hate to be a buzzkill too, but women can't get pregnant while on their period. It was day 1 after her period, so it is extremely unlikely for her to get pregnant. Semen can survive up to 7 days, the average being 3-4 days though. Still, it is extremely unlikely because the fertile period of women begins with the 8th day of their cycle. | ||
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RebirthOfLeGenD
USA5860 Posts
but seriously, condoms feel weird. | ||
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Pika Chu
Romania2510 Posts
Well mate, i don't understand why she didn't give you a BJ during her period... | ||
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RebirthOfLeGenD
USA5860 Posts
But I came close! We were at my house after work on my couch messing around, and I get her pretty horny and I am like HEAD PLZZZZZZ!!!! and she tries not to at first, but I finally get her to give in, so we move over on my couch my pants are down and I am about to be in heaven. She leans over starts to kiss me and as shes about to go down all of a sudden she goes "You know what, you go in the kitchen and deep throat a banana and then we will see how you like it." WHAT THE FUCK? I was so pissed rofl, dude imagine so close to blowjob then the girl is like, you go first, go deep throat that banana. So naturally I told her I am not going to ever go down on her again unless she eats out a watermelon. Like the entire thing, I want it gone. Just with licking though. Then we both sat there defeated, especially me. I will get her to do it, and it will be glorious. GLORIOUS!!!! | ||
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