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Protoss players. Yes i said it. I cannot stand most of them. I play zerg, and while i do hold a grudging respect for terran players, i just cannot bring myself to even like a protoss player. Im sorry but there is no man toss. Zerg is the man race. Zerg destroys you by overrunning you head on, through your toughest defense, and then crushes you. No race can compare to the manliness that zerg can muster. Im sorry.
Now up until this day, i couldn't even stand the sight of protoss players. But then- this hppened.
In no way shape or form am i trying to show off this game. While i did win, i want you to instead look at the protoss player in this game. I threw punch after punch after this guy. Wave after wave of my units melted against his. To this player it didn't matter how bad of a deficit he was in. No this player stayed into the bitter end. Fighting.
I now understand mantoss. And now protoss players, thanks to this man- who IMO has balls of complete steel, i realize why protoss is man toss.
So protoss players, i have this to say: YOU GUYS FUCKING ROCK.
All this coming from a zerg player.
for you enjoyment: one of the best shows of manliness i have ever witnessed:
http://www.mediafire.com/?kn3mdmn30uy
  
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its manly to overwhelm that little pussy zealot with 324985830 lings, damn right
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
It's also manly to drop big buckets of what looks like bloody shit over shiny armor.
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ok, im a little drunk, but this blog is fucking weirdddd
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imo he was terran offracing as toss
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hahaha this blog is teh funny
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Why would you have no respect for protoss players in the first place? Try playing as protoss and see if it's suddenly easy to beat skilled opponents.
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On March 22 2009 19:05 minus_human wrote:
imo he was terran offracing as toss
na he didnt want to zvz so he was zerg offracing as toss
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Baa?21242 Posts
Reach will fly to your house and rip your head off.
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Misrah's zerg are so manly they just sit under psionic storm and take the punishment.
Too bad their bodies are so frail that their manliness becomes synonymous with stupidity.
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how is protoss not manly in ur definition?
protoss have high hp and therefore march into battle wielding their awesome swords and just slashing at shit till ever lil cell of the enemy is vaporized
i mean sure, zerg "run in"'s are "mainly" too but IMO according to ur def, terran should be the not so manly one? cus u noe we hide behind chicks lols... chicks w/ flashlights
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i don't micro vs storms. I need to give protoss players a chance.
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That's exactly how I feel when I attack move then go for a cup of tea.
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Terran is the only manly race. This is because they actually have men in their army.
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On March 24 2009 01:51 TheAntZ wrote:
Terran is the only manly race. This is because they actually have men in their army.
no. you sir are wrong.
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On March 22 2009 15:49 Misrah wrote:
So protoss players, i have this to say: YOU GUYS FUCKING ROCK.
Thanks!
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I just played another protoss player today- I was not impressed. (It did some stupid 2 gate into reaver sair shit.)
Was this one guy just an anomaly? I hope not. I had a really GG with him.
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