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il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
February 27 2009 20:10 GMT
#21
On February 28 2009 04:09 G.s)NarutO wrote:
She looks like a whore-_____-; sorry~



Haha, and she defintely did not look 17. But cool story, haha. I'm curious though, did you get horny again right after you just had sex?
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32075 Posts
February 27 2009 20:40 GMT
#22
More importantly, how far did she squirt, and how did you accomplish this feat??
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
hymn
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Bulgaria832 Posts
February 27 2009 21:07 GMT
#23
On February 28 2009 04:09 G.s)NarutO wrote:
She looks like a whore-_____-; sorry~

Yeah, she definitely is not the Virgin Marry and thanks for that!!
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
February 27 2009 23:51 GMT
#24
1 night stands are like eating good dessert

you want to eat it really badly

yes it tastes good

then you eat it and you're all bloated and shit and you're like fuck why did i eat that

eating good dessert too often can be bad for you



why so 진지해?
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
February 27 2009 23:53 GMT
#25
one useful tip: afterwards if you want them to leave just don't snuggle at all jump right up put on some clothes and start playing starcraft
why so 진지해?
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
February 27 2009 23:56 GMT
#26
good retort in korean night clubs when girls say: "you just want a 1 night stand don't you???"

'? LOL fuck no i like 2 week stands, that way i have someone to watch all the recent movies with'
why so 진지해?
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
February 27 2009 23:59 GMT
#27
also, if you happen to get with the girl on the first night but do want her to keep coming over for booty calls, never ever meet her outside your house for anything other than sex

once you show them some respect (by meeting them outside ur house for coffee or w/e) they will expect more respect every time
why so 진지해?
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-28 00:22:21
February 28 2009 00:19 GMT
#28
That pic is so horrible, I wouldn't even post it because any justice that the girl deserves is thrown out the window.

How the hell do you take all those drugs and then go to work fine the next day? Any time I've smoked speed it fucked me up on comedown for like 2 days. Not to mention being unable to sleep. I was just thinking about that earlier today this one time where I was at work where I had smoked speed 2 days prior, spent the following day in bed all day, came to work the next day and still felt all spracked out. Customers and co workers were definitely noticing it too, making weird comments that just added to my paranoia.
Probably one of the worse days in my life.

Ecstacy is always fun though. Although I often get the feeling the next day when reflecting on 'those' conversations on E that I sounded like a complete douche, as did everyone else. Drugs are weird like that.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
February 28 2009 01:28 GMT
#29
Everyone reacts differently taking drugs. Anyways what rek said is LOL shit more to the point kinda bullshit with that guy.
ya had ya shot kid!
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