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hymn
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Bulgaria832 Posts
February 27 2009 14:45 GMT
#1
Ok! Here you're gonna read a story that happened to me last night. Long story short - I went to a club and ended up having sex with a girl. If you keep on reading it, be warned - it's gonna contain my opinion on things like one night stands, ecstasy pills, amphetamines and alcohol. So I'm gonna keep in all between a SPOILER tag because I don't want to offend people.

Also it's gonna be long.

So here goes...

+ Show Spoiler +

I am at the age of 25 now. I live by myself in a rented apartment for almost 50 days. And until last night I had never experienced the so called one night stand. That's because for the last 7 years I've had 2 serious relationships and I never felt to do this kinda thing. However, when I go to a party I like to party hard and I loosen up a lot. Since the age of 16 on every party I've been I snort amphetamines and/or take ecstasy pills. Now the bright side is that I don't party all that often, like once or twice for 2-3 months. I am just rarely in the mood. And also I don't drink alcohol because I prefer to drive my ass home after the party. And the police here in Bulgaria have gadgets to test alcohol in the blood but don't have those for amphetamines.

So last night me and a friend of mine, let's call him Vasko (Vas is pronounced like in vase), decide to go to the disco club in the neighborhood where we live. Now I don't know how it is in your city but in Sofia there are some smaller clubs in some hoods and some larger ones in the downtown and also a lot more of the big ones in a neighborhood called The Student's city. I don't like the big ones though.
So we hopped in my Fiat coupe and we went to the local club. I was armed with some amphetamines and 2 pills. This happens at around 12:30 am.
So we go inside, look around and we sit at a table. Then we start looking at the girls. I'm gonna admit - they were not a lot on a Thursday night. And they were also the same old faces you see in the neighborhood. But I saw one girl I know on a table near and she is sitting with a friend of hers.
Now a little background for this chick:
1 - here name is Alexandra, I call her Alex.
2 - she is 17. Don't ask me how she got inside. All I can tell you that if you give the face control the small amount of $5 plus the entry fee he's gonna let you bring a small arsenal inside the club.
2 - she looks kinda like this: around 160 cm tall, around 55 kg weight, dark brown hair, very large dark eyes, very full lips, small chin. She is slightly overweight but not the kind of gross fat, like Eva Angelina fat, big but not too large ass, nice full boobs, you get me, I'm sure. And she almost always smiling which makes her look very very charming. Here is a pic I took with my cell:
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3 - her dad has shitload of money and she is the kind of spoiled daddy's girl who gets everything she wants when she wants it. At the age of 17 that can be dangerous.
4 - she bangs with some guys but doesn't lie to anybody that she is only with him. I mean... if you're nice to her and pay some attention she'll most likely suck your balls but don't expect anything like deep feelings.
5 - I've talked a few times with her but due to my previous commitments I haven't done anything more. But she is attractive in this way: I think there are some girls that just do sex and there are some that just irradiate it, you get my point? Well, she is the second kind. Every move she does looks sexy and appealing...

Ok, so I grab my red bull and I go their table. After a joke or two me and Vasko join their table and I ordered the girls some drinks. They were already slightly drunk. Then we jumped for a few songs on the dance floor and I wanted to take a shot at my amphetamines. I asked Alex if she wants some too and what do you know? No surprise, she wanted. We went to the guys' bathroom and I made her a line. She said "Are you joking? Make me two!" So I made her two and I made me two lines as well. It's around 1:30 am. We got back in the club and the other girl said she wants to leave so I begged and bribed Vasko to walk her home and nail her if he can. So they left and I started my frontal assault on Alex. When we were on the dance floor I touch her, I let her touch me, to rub herself on me and stuff like that. So after she had another Screwdriver cocktail I offered her to take half a pill of ecstasy which she accepted with a nice grin. I guess she knew better than me where things were going and maybe ten minutes later she said to my ear "I heard you live alone now" and I said "I do, yeah". Everything was clear so I decided to push it further and said "Wanna go and show you?" to which she accepted, we took our clothes, jumped in my car and headed home which is close, like 5 minutes with the car. We didn't talk in the car cause I played some loud music. We reached the place where I live, we went in the entrance to the apartments and we walked the way to the second floor where my place is. Now we both knew she doesn't want to look around and crap like that so after I took her coat I turned her and I kissed her while squeezing her ass for a while. Then I took her hand and we went in the room where I sleep.
Now, I don't know if you've had sex with a girl while you're both on ecstasy. I can only recommend it to you. It's so amazing I can't even start to describe it. It's like normal sex but your sensations are like ten times stronger. And the girl... Well let me just say that at all the times I've done sex with a girl on ecstasy she turns into a very nasty and horny bitch that's gonna do everything you ask her and will beg you to do whatever you want to her. It's so amazing, really. So anyway, I put on a condom and we bang and so on and so on. After like 20 minutes we're done and laying on the bed, both very sweaty cause ecstasy + amphetamines + water + active body movement for around 20 minutes = sweat. Then we went and took a shower where I was awarded a nice blowjob for a few minutes after which we returned to the sex part in the bed. So far so good, that stuff ended at around 2:30 am. So there was no point in trying to sleep and we talked a bit. Another good thing about ecstasy is that it makes you talk a lot share a lot with people. So we had a nice conversation and at around 4:00 am I drove her home and came back to my place to watch some clips before going to work today. Not that I watched though. I mostly thought of that night and why I did this and was it worth it and would I do it again.

So why did I do it?
I had no plan to do it but a chance came around, the girl is nice looking and she was in the mood too. So I think it's all a nice set of circumstances that led to it.

Was it worth it?
Totally.

Would I do it again?
Not in the near future for sure. I'm gonna try and find another long lasting relationship cause I believe they are more rewarding. But if I don't succeed and like two months pass and there's a chance I'd do it. But I am definitely not into one night stands and just sex relationships.

Well that's it, I just wanted to share this. Hope it was not boring.


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azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
February 27 2009 15:23 GMT
#2
Your blog reminds me of myself during the ages of 16-19 when I was into taking tabs. You need to chill on taking those amphetamines though. Just my opinion so I am not trying to call you out on something so no offense is intended. You had fun yes? Your emotional yes? I'm sure you are since you are coming down your roll. One night stands imo are fun but having a long term relationship is better(moral wise) but sometimes I can never find that right person and I'm not going to force myself into working on a relationship. Your morals seem quite good but if you been using these drugs since the age of 16 you might wanna slow down. All that shit puts a hole in your brain. Oh and that pic of that chick is a 8+ with drugs involved. Nice blog btw I so put myself into your shoes.
ya had ya shot kid!
JinSin
Profile Joined January 2009
United States83 Posts
February 27 2009 15:42 GMT
#3
Welcome to my life :D
Drop the pills and pick up smoking ^_^;;
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
February 27 2009 15:46 GMT
#4
I've seen a lot more blogs about ppl getting sex, am I bucking the trend?
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
ShoCkeyy
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
7815 Posts
February 27 2009 16:06 GMT
#5
one night stands are fine as long as its not rape... and ecstasy is amazing as well, i dont do it very often but when me and my gf do it, we turn into different creatures ;p
Life?
hymn
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Bulgaria832 Posts
February 27 2009 16:08 GMT
#6
On February 28 2009 00:23 Kennelie wrote:
Your morals seem quite good but if you been using these drugs since the age of 16 you might wanna slow down. All that shit puts a hole in your brain.

No, not really. I am very careful, I know my dose, I know when to stop. I am not like those guy that go and take 12 pills per night or snort like a gram of amph and can't sleep or eat for 3 days.

On February 28 2009 00:23 Kennelie wrote: Oh and that pic of that chick is a 8+ with drugs involved. Nice blog btw I so put myself into your shoes.

Yea, she is so fuckin' appealing it's not even real.

On February 28 2009 00:42 JinSin wrote:
Welcome to my life :D
Drop the pills and pick up smoking ^_^;;

No, I hate smoking, thank you! I've done it two times, the second was worse and I had no fun at all.

On February 28 2009 00:46 Spenguin wrote:
I've seen a lot more blogs about ppl getting sex, am I bucking the trend?

It's not about me boasting for the sex. It was more about my emotions related to that first-time experience with one-night-sex. I'm far from the age where I'm happy if I simply bang a girl. Sorry if my poor writing lead to a misunderstanding.
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 27 2009 16:28 GMT
#7
I couldn't help but read this as if it was narrated by the guys who did that video "This is the earth... ROUND" etc.

Good times.
hymn
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Bulgaria832 Posts
February 27 2009 16:39 GMT
#8
On February 28 2009 01:28 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I couldn't help but read this as if it was narrated by the guys who did that video "This is the earth... ROUND" etc.

Good times.

What do you mean? You like my writing?
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
ffswowsucks
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Greece2298 Posts
February 27 2009 16:41 GMT
#9
I had a turn on reading this.
Terran in particular is a notoriously strong race for a no brain skillhand bot style.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 27 2009 16:43 GMT
#10
On February 28 2009 01:39 hymn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 28 2009 01:28 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I couldn't help but read this as if it was narrated by the guys who did that video "This is the earth... ROUND" etc.

Good times.

What do you mean? You like my writing?


^_^
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
February 27 2009 16:52 GMT
#11
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
hymn
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Bulgaria832 Posts
February 27 2009 17:01 GMT
#12
On February 28 2009 01:43 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 28 2009 01:39 hymn wrote:
On February 28 2009 01:28 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I couldn't help but read this as if it was narrated by the guys who did that video "This is the earth... ROUND" etc.

Good times.

What do you mean? You like my writing?


^_^

wow! what was so nice about my post?
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
February 27 2009 17:07 GMT
#13
Your type up was almost as if the reader is the character and makes it riveting and entertaining to read.
ya had ya shot kid!
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
February 27 2009 17:20 GMT
#14
I had a one night stand after my first relationship of like 4.5 years ended. Was ultra smashed and f'd up, yaddyyaddyyadda, banged, woke up, soooo much regret. A month after that chick disappeared in the states shooting heroin and I was freaked about STDs. Got my clean bill of health and said fuck that noise. The worst part about the one night stand was how fucking stupid and annoying the girl turned out to be next morning.
Nak Allstar.
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
February 27 2009 18:05 GMT
#15
My god, lay off the speed. And the ecstasy.

These drugs have permanent effects on your ability to think and regulate your emotions. Not worth a fun night out.
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ffswowsucks
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Greece2298 Posts
February 27 2009 18:20 GMT
#16
On February 28 2009 03:05 JWD wrote:
My god, lay off the speed. And the ecstasy.

These drugs have permanent effects on your ability to think and regulate your emotions. Not worth a fun night out.

he said he only take them when he party 1-2 times a month. Dunno if 1-2 times / month affect you that much but I guess it dont.
Terran in particular is a notoriously strong race for a no brain skillhand bot style.
hymn
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Bulgaria832 Posts
February 27 2009 18:23 GMT
#17
On February 28 2009 03:05 JWD wrote:
My god, lay off the speed. And the ecstasy.

These drugs have permanent effects on your ability to think and regulate your emotions. Not worth a fun night out.

Not really. I use it quite seldom, like 4-5 times per year or something like it. Don't think it affects my thinking process that much.
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-27 18:47:27
February 27 2009 18:46 GMT
#18
On February 28 2009 03:23 hymn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 28 2009 03:05 JWD wrote:
My god, lay off the speed. And the ecstasy.

These drugs have permanent effects on your ability to think and regulate your emotions. Not worth a fun night out.

Not really. I use it quite seldom, like 4-5 times per year or something like it. Don't think it affects my thinking process that much.


Ah ok, 1/2 times a month isn't a super big deal. I was worried when you said that you use them every time you party and missed the next sentence Reading comprehension fail.
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NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
February 27 2009 19:09 GMT
#19
She looks like a whore-_____-; sorry~
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
February 27 2009 19:19 GMT
#20
On February 28 2009 04:09 G.s)NarutO wrote:
She looks like a whore-_____-; sorry~


But it was an entertaining story
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