• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 16:32
CEST 22:32
KST 05:32
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Tournament Spotlight: FEL Cracow 20259Power Rank - Esports World Cup 202577RSL Season 1 - Final Week9[ASL19] Finals Recap: Standing Tall15HomeStory Cup 27 - Info & Preview18
Community News
EWC 2025 - Replay Pack0Google Play ASL (Season 20) Announced25BSL Team Wars - Bonyth, Dewalt, Hawk & Sziky teams10Weekly Cups (July 14-20): Final Check-up0Esports World Cup 2025 - Brackets Revealed19
StarCraft 2
General
EWC 2025 - Replay Pack #1: Maru - Greatest Players of All Time Tournament Spotlight: FEL Cracow 2025 Power Rank - Esports World Cup 2025 I offer completely free coaching services
Tourneys
FEL Cracov 2025 (July 27) - $10,000 live event Esports World Cup 2025 $25,000 Streamerzone StarCraft Pro Series announced $5,000 WardiTV Summer Championship 2025 WardiTV Mondays
Strategy
How did i lose this ZvP, whats the proper response
Custom Maps
External Content
Mutation # 484 Magnetic Pull Mutation #239 Bad Weather Mutation # 483 Kill Bot Wars Mutation # 482 Wheel of Misfortune
Brood War
General
Google Play ASL (Season 20) Announced [Update] ShieldBattery: 2025 Redesign Dewalt's Show Matches in China BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ BW General Discussion
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues [BSL20] Non-Korean Championship 4x BSL + 4x China CSL Xiamen International Invitational [CSLPRO] It's CSLAN Season! - Last Chance
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers [G] Mineral Boosting Does 1 second matter in StarCraft?
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread Total Annihilation Server - TAForever [MMORPG] Tree of Savior (Successor of Ragnarok) Path of Exile
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
UK Politics Mega-thread US Politics Mega-thread Stop Killing Games - European Citizens Initiative Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Russo-Ukrainian War Thread
Fan Clubs
INnoVation Fan Club SKT1 Classic Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread [\m/] Heavy Metal Thread Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece Korean Music Discussion
Sports
2024 - 2025 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 NBA General Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Installation of Windows 10 suck at "just a moment" Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
TeamLiquid Team Shirt On Sale The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Ping To Win? Pings And Their…
TrAiDoS
momentary artworks from des…
tankgirl
from making sc maps to makin…
Husyelt
StarCraft improvement
iopq
Socialism Anyone?
GreenHorizons
Eight Anniversary as a TL…
Mizenhauer
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 763 users

Fleshlight - Page 3

Blogs > tdotkrayz
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 3 All
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
February 20 2009 03:44 GMT
#41
I do find this ad a bit amusing. "I have a girl but I'd rather have her use the fleshlight on me, fuck actual sex"
NSFW!
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
This neo violence, pure self defiance
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
February 20 2009 03:54 GMT
#42
On February 19 2009 06:35 MiniRoman wrote:
did you just start watching porn today? fleshlight been around forever ;O!

everyone needs one of these: http://www.bodybouncer.com/

THE BODY BOUNCER, safe for work and roflll

199$ o_o
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
yoshtodd
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States418 Posts
February 20 2009 04:12 GMT
#43
On February 20 2009 12:44 Hittegods wrote:
I do find this ad a bit amusing. "I have a girl but I'd rather have her use the fleshlight on me, fuck actual sex"
NSFW!
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


lol that's hilarious. Fleshlight must obviously be good!
moo
Fr33t
Profile Joined June 2008
United States1128 Posts
February 20 2009 04:32 GMT
#44
Or the girl really isn't a girl x.x
"Wow you could literally transport Lomo's face to a girl and the result would be pretty deceptive."
So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
February 21 2009 16:19 GMT
#45
So fitting that I just read this topic today:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2911878


But yeah, I'm attracted to the fleshlight in a "I'd like to try that out once." sense. >_>
#1 Shuttle fan - TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #36 BW4lyfe
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-21 22:21:07
February 21 2009 22:20 GMT
#46
prolly sux, like tickling yourself. Doesnt work. Real thing is the only thing.
hello there
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
February 21 2009 23:55 GMT
#47
On February 19 2009 06:16 tdotkrayz wrote:
Lol, I might be asking the wrong website.


Yeah, maybe.
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-22 01:13:44
February 22 2009 01:08 GMT
#48
On February 19 2009 06:35 MiniRoman wrote:
did you just start watching porn today? fleshlight been around forever ;O!

everyone needs one of these: http://www.bodybouncer.com/

THE BODY BOUNCER, safe for work and roflll



ROFL @ GIFS

[image loading]

[image loading]

[image loading]


[image loading]


lol at gif names.

http://www.bodybouncer.com/groovegallery.html

omg i found more

[image loading]



LOL at this one cause it doesn't even do anything you can't do already!
[image loading]
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-24 12:28:18
February 24 2009 12:17 GMT
#49
You can squat and do her like that? Like doggy but shes lowered her rear and your just squatting there at 45 degrees with your massive legs holding you up while you pound away... right.........
I suppose you could just kneel, but sitting must be better
Also I'm getting the feeling it would kinda be like a rocking horse, just a lot better.
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
February 24 2009 13:58 GMT
#50
HAHAHAHA that thing sure could help when really drunk
why so 진지해?
Luddite
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2315 Posts
February 24 2009 16:12 GMT
#51
haha my old roommate had one of those things. One time he just left it sitting in the sink because he didn't know how to clean it. Most disgusting thing ever.
Can't believe I'm still here playing this same game
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
February 24 2009 16:28 GMT
#52
[image loading]

lol what, I don't even see how that's helpful at all.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
February 24 2009 16:38 GMT
#53
On February 25 2009 01:28 koreasilver wrote:
[image loading]

lol what, I don't even see how that's helpful at all.

At least it probably reminds him of the good old days.
[image loading]
lesser_good
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada698 Posts
February 24 2009 16:53 GMT
#54
lol ^
pew pew
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
February 24 2009 20:34 GMT
#55
On February 25 2009 01:28 koreasilver wrote:
[image loading]

lol what, I don't even see how that's helpful at all.

i dont see how thats possible at all
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Turbovolver
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia2394 Posts
February 24 2009 21:31 GMT
#56
I have a few of the Japanese ones, they are a fun alternative to masturbation and yes I am in a long term relationship. What, do you think vibrators are only for loser, desperate women?

I also haven't noticed any degradation like the other guy said about fleshlight, I certainly haven't been using any corn starch lolz

Of course proper sex feels better, but you might be surprised. The tightest of these kinds of toys is definitely tighter than a real girl, and if you warm them by soaking in warm water then you get the warmth aspect too. Sex is better because of the connection, and all the other fun things you can do =)
The original Bogus fan.
Synthesis
Profile Joined August 2008
Canada167 Posts
February 25 2009 21:44 GMT
#57
[image loading]
TrainReq
Profile Joined January 2009
Canada113 Posts
February 25 2009 22:29 GMT
#58
On February 26 2009 06:44 Synthesis wrote:
[image loading]


BAHAHAHAHA.
Don't put your fingers where you wouldn't put your dick.
Prev 1 2 3 All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
BSL20 Non-Korean Champi…
18:00
RO8 Round Robin Group - Day 4
Bonyth vs Zhanhun
Dewalt vs Mihu
Hawk vs Sziky
Sziky vs QiaoGege
Mihu vs Hawk
Zhanhun vs Dewalt
Fengzi vs Bonyth
ZZZero.O240
LiquipediaDiscussion
FEL
09:00
Cracow 2025
Clem vs LamboLIVE!
Reynor vs TBD
RotterdaM2864
ComeBackTV 2538
IndyStarCraft 742
WardiTV468
3DClanTV 222
CranKy Ducklings180
EnkiAlexander 138
Rex65
LiquipediaDiscussion
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
RotterdaM 2803
IndyStarCraft 726
Rex 65
StarCraft: Brood War
ZZZero.O 240
NaDa 7
Dota 2
capcasts291
LuMiX1
League of Legends
JimRising 220
febbydoto13
Counter-Strike
fl0m3371
Fnx 2231
Stewie2K652
flusha354
Super Smash Bros
hungrybox1928
Mew2King1307
AZ_Axe304
Westballz15
Heroes of the Storm
Liquid`Hasu597
Khaldor431
Other Games
Grubby3173
B2W.Neo962
KnowMe108
mouzStarbuck105
Sick32
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick3014
StarCraft 2
angryscii 21
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 20 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• davetesta29
• LUISG 23
• Hupsaiya 13
• Adnapsc2 3
• IndyKCrew
• sooper7s
• Migwel
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Kozan
StarCraft: Brood War
• Azhi_Dahaki36
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
Dota 2
• masondota22254
• WagamamaTV936
League of Legends
• Doublelift4334
Other Games
• imaqtpie1654
• Shiphtur524
Upcoming Events
Wardi Open
14h 29m
Sparkling Tuna Cup
1d 13h
WardiTV European League
1d 19h
Online Event
1d 20h
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
2 days
The PondCast
3 days
Replay Cast
4 days
Korean StarCraft League
5 days
CranKy Ducklings
5 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

CSLPRO Last Chance 2025
Esports World Cup 2025
Murky Cup #2

Ongoing

Copa Latinoamericana 4
Jiahua Invitational
BSL 20 Non-Korean Championship
BSL 20 Team Wars
FEL Cracov 2025
CC Div. A S7
Underdog Cup #2
IEM Cologne 2025
FISSURE Playground #1
BLAST.tv Austin Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 7
IEM Dallas 2025
PGL Astana 2025
Asian Champions League '25

Upcoming

ASL Season 20: Qualifier #1
ASL Season 20: Qualifier #2
ASL Season 20
CSLPRO Chat StarLAN 3
BSL Season 21
RSL Revival: Season 2
Maestros of the Game
SEL Season 2 Championship
WardiTV Summer 2025
uThermal 2v2 Main Event
HCC Europe
ESL Pro League S22
StarSeries Fall 2025
FISSURE Playground #2
BLAST Open Fall 2025
BLAST Open Fall Qual
Esports World Cup 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall Qual
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.