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Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4642 Posts
February 20 2009 03:44 GMT
#41
I do find this ad a bit amusing. "I have a girl but I'd rather have her use the fleshlight on me, fuck actual sex"
NSFW!
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This neo violence, pure self defiance
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
February 20 2009 03:54 GMT
#42
On February 19 2009 06:35 MiniRoman wrote:
did you just start watching porn today? fleshlight been around forever ;O!

everyone needs one of these: http://www.bodybouncer.com/

THE BODY BOUNCER, safe for work and roflll

199$ o_o
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
yoshtodd
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States418 Posts
February 20 2009 04:12 GMT
#43
On February 20 2009 12:44 Hittegods wrote:
I do find this ad a bit amusing. "I have a girl but I'd rather have her use the fleshlight on me, fuck actual sex"
NSFW!
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


lol that's hilarious. Fleshlight must obviously be good!
moo
Fr33t
Profile Joined June 2008
United States1128 Posts
February 20 2009 04:32 GMT
#44
Or the girl really isn't a girl x.x
"Wow you could literally transport Lomo's face to a girl and the result would be pretty deceptive."
So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
February 21 2009 16:19 GMT
#45
So fitting that I just read this topic today:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2911878


But yeah, I'm attracted to the fleshlight in a "I'd like to try that out once." sense. >_>
#1 Shuttle fan - TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #36 BW4lyfe
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-21 22:21:07
February 21 2009 22:20 GMT
#46
prolly sux, like tickling yourself. Doesnt work. Real thing is the only thing.
hello there
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
February 21 2009 23:55 GMT
#47
On February 19 2009 06:16 tdotkrayz wrote:
Lol, I might be asking the wrong website.


Yeah, maybe.
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-22 01:13:44
February 22 2009 01:08 GMT
#48
On February 19 2009 06:35 MiniRoman wrote:
did you just start watching porn today? fleshlight been around forever ;O!

everyone needs one of these: http://www.bodybouncer.com/

THE BODY BOUNCER, safe for work and roflll



ROFL @ GIFS

[image loading]

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lol at gif names.

http://www.bodybouncer.com/groovegallery.html

omg i found more

[image loading]



LOL at this one cause it doesn't even do anything you can't do already!
[image loading]
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-24 12:28:18
February 24 2009 12:17 GMT
#49
You can squat and do her like that? Like doggy but shes lowered her rear and your just squatting there at 45 degrees with your massive legs holding you up while you pound away... right.........
I suppose you could just kneel, but sitting must be better
Also I'm getting the feeling it would kinda be like a rocking horse, just a lot better.
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
February 24 2009 13:58 GMT
#50
HAHAHAHA that thing sure could help when really drunk
why so 진지해?
Luddite
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2315 Posts
February 24 2009 16:12 GMT
#51
haha my old roommate had one of those things. One time he just left it sitting in the sink because he didn't know how to clean it. Most disgusting thing ever.
Can't believe I'm still here playing this same game
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
February 24 2009 16:28 GMT
#52
[image loading]

lol what, I don't even see how that's helpful at all.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
February 24 2009 16:38 GMT
#53
On February 25 2009 01:28 koreasilver wrote:
[image loading]

lol what, I don't even see how that's helpful at all.

At least it probably reminds him of the good old days.
[image loading]
lesser_good
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada698 Posts
February 24 2009 16:53 GMT
#54
lol ^
pew pew
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
February 24 2009 20:34 GMT
#55
On February 25 2009 01:28 koreasilver wrote:
[image loading]

lol what, I don't even see how that's helpful at all.

i dont see how thats possible at all
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Turbovolver
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia2451 Posts
February 24 2009 21:31 GMT
#56
I have a few of the Japanese ones, they are a fun alternative to masturbation and yes I am in a long term relationship. What, do you think vibrators are only for loser, desperate women?

I also haven't noticed any degradation like the other guy said about fleshlight, I certainly haven't been using any corn starch lolz

Of course proper sex feels better, but you might be surprised. The tightest of these kinds of toys is definitely tighter than a real girl, and if you warm them by soaking in warm water then you get the warmth aspect too. Sex is better because of the connection, and all the other fun things you can do =)
The original Bogus fan.
Synthesis
Profile Joined August 2008
Canada167 Posts
February 25 2009 21:44 GMT
#57
[image loading]
TrainReq
Profile Joined January 2009
Canada113 Posts
February 25 2009 22:29 GMT
#58
On February 26 2009 06:44 Synthesis wrote:
[image loading]


BAHAHAHAHA.
Don't put your fingers where you wouldn't put your dick.
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