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tdotkrayz
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States136 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-18 21:28:45
February 18 2009 21:16 GMT
#1
I laughed out loud when I saw an ad for this on a porn site.

This is from wikipedia:

The Fleshlight (also marketed as the Fleshjack) is a sex toy designed for use by males. The Fleshlight is designed and marketed by Interactive Life Forms (ILF).[1] The Fleshlight is named for the flesh-like material used in its inner sleeve, as well as the plastic case that houses the sleeve, which is fashioned to look like an oversized flashlight. The inner sleeve is available with vagina, anus, buttocks, mouth and a more discreet slot-shaped orifice (stealth). All inner sleeves also come in a choice of various colors and internal textures.

The Fleshlight was designed by former police officer Steve Shubin who was suffering a period of forced abstinence while his wife was in a high-risk pregnancy.[2] He was granted a patent in 1998 for his invention, as a "device for discreet sperm collection".[3]

Here's a picture in case you're still confused:

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Uh... I really don't know how to say this in a way that won't make me look like a loser, but I kinda want this thing... I mean, most of the time, I'm gonna jack off rather than having sex so why not use this? So, uh, has anyone tried this shit? If so, is it all it's cracked up to be? Lol, I might be asking the wrong website.



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yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
February 18 2009 21:18 GMT
#2
my friend bought one and then got scared his parents were going to find it so he threw it in some discrete garbage can around town LOL
Spartan
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2030 Posts
February 18 2009 21:19 GMT
#3
Waste of money if can get the real thing.
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# TL member since July 2005; CEO of Vile Gaming; President of Team Vile
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
February 18 2009 21:23 GMT
#4
Picture not working for me.

Chains none
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
February 18 2009 21:23 GMT
#5
lol yubee
RIP Aaliyah
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
February 18 2009 21:26 GMT
#6
On February 19 2009 06:18 yubee wrote:
my friend bought one and then got scared his parents were going to find it so he threw it in some discrete garbage can around town LOL


looool
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paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
February 18 2009 21:30 GMT
#7
doesnt ur jizz just collect in the back 0_0
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JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
February 18 2009 21:32 GMT
#8
"device for discreet sperm collection"

lol

its a torch with a vagina on the front, im sure my parents would flip out if they found one of those in my room
HEY MEYT
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
February 18 2009 21:32 GMT
#9
I think Japan has 500billion different products analogous to this.
tdotkrayz
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States136 Posts
February 18 2009 21:33 GMT
#10
On February 19 2009 06:32 JohnColtrane wrote:
"device for discreet sperm collection"

lol

its a torch with a vagina on the front, im sure my parents would flip out if they found one of those in my room


Dude, there's a cap.
p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
February 18 2009 21:35 GMT
#11
On February 19 2009 06:30 paper wrote:
doesnt ur jizz just collect in the back 0_0

I'm sure you would have to clean it after using it.
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MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-18 21:36:45
February 18 2009 21:35 GMT
#12
did you just start watching porn today? fleshlight been around forever ;O!

everyone needs one of these: http://www.bodybouncer.com/

THE BODY BOUNCER, safe for work and roflll
Nak Allstar.
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
February 18 2009 21:37 GMT
#13
On February 19 2009 06:33 tdotkrayz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 19 2009 06:32 JohnColtrane wrote:
"device for discreet sperm collection"

lol

its a torch with a vagina on the front, im sure my parents would flip out if they found one of those in my room


Dude, there's a cap.


what if my parents needed a torch to look in a closet or something?
HEY MEYT
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-18 21:48:57
February 18 2009 21:48 GMT
#14
My hand works fine. It's probably easier to clean too
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
February 18 2009 21:48 GMT
#15
On February 19 2009 06:35 MiniRoman wrote:
did you just start watching porn today? fleshlight been around forever ;O!

everyone needs one of these: http://www.bodybouncer.com/

THE BODY BOUNCER, safe for work and roflll

I WILL TAKE 5.
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JudgeMathis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Cuba1286 Posts
February 18 2009 21:49 GMT
#16
On February 19 2009 06:37 JohnColtrane wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 19 2009 06:33 tdotkrayz wrote:
On February 19 2009 06:32 JohnColtrane wrote:
"device for discreet sperm collection"

lol

its a torch with a vagina on the front, im sure my parents would flip out if they found one of those in my room


Dude, there's a cap.


what if my parents needed a torch to look in a closet or something?


Where do you live in the 14th century?
Benching 225 is light weight. Soy Cubano y Boricua!
404.Nintu
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1723 Posts
February 18 2009 21:50 GMT
#17
On February 19 2009 06:49 JudgeMathis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 19 2009 06:37 JohnColtrane wrote:
On February 19 2009 06:33 tdotkrayz wrote:
On February 19 2009 06:32 JohnColtrane wrote:
"device for discreet sperm collection"

lol

its a torch with a vagina on the front, im sure my parents would flip out if they found one of those in my room


Dude, there's a cap.


what if my parents needed a torch to look in a closet or something?


Where do you live in the 14th century?

You're so VIOLENTLY American.
"So, then did the American yum-yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?"
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5094 Posts
February 18 2009 21:54 GMT
#18
lol body bouncer looks fun
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
February 18 2009 21:57 GMT
#19
Man when the power goes out and your parents are trying to use your jerking aid as a flashlight, that will be a memory that sticks with you.
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
February 18 2009 21:59 GMT
#20
On February 19 2009 06:50 404.Nintu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 19 2009 06:49 JudgeMathis wrote:
On February 19 2009 06:37 JohnColtrane wrote:
On February 19 2009 06:33 tdotkrayz wrote:
On February 19 2009 06:32 JohnColtrane wrote:
"device for discreet sperm collection"

lol

its a torch with a vagina on the front, im sure my parents would flip out if they found one of those in my room


Dude, there's a cap.


what if my parents needed a torch to look in a closet or something?


Where do you live in the 14th century?

You're so VIOLENTLY American.


Translation, for all of us American noobies in here: torch = flashlight, in British English.
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