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I laughed out loud when I saw an ad for this on a porn site.
This is from wikipedia:
The Fleshlight (also marketed as the Fleshjack) is a sex toy designed for use by males. The Fleshlight is designed and marketed by Interactive Life Forms (ILF).[1] The Fleshlight is named for the flesh-like material used in its inner sleeve, as well as the plastic case that houses the sleeve, which is fashioned to look like an oversized flashlight. The inner sleeve is available with vagina, anus, buttocks, mouth and a more discreet slot-shaped orifice (stealth). All inner sleeves also come in a choice of various colors and internal textures.
The Fleshlight was designed by former police officer Steve Shubin who was suffering a period of forced abstinence while his wife was in a high-risk pregnancy.[2] He was granted a patent in 1998 for his invention, as a "device for discreet sperm collection".[3]
Here's a picture in case you're still confused:
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Uh... I really don't know how to say this in a way that won't make me look like a loser, but I kinda want this thing... I mean, most of the time, I'm gonna jack off rather than having sex so why not use this? So, uh, has anyone tried this shit? If so, is it all it's cracked up to be? Lol, I might be asking the wrong website.
 
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my friend bought one and then got scared his parents were going to find it so he threw it in some discrete garbage can around town LOL
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Waste of money if can get the real thing.
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United States12607 Posts
On February 19 2009 06:18 yubee wrote:
my friend bought one and then got scared his parents were going to find it so he threw it in some discrete garbage can around town LOL
looool
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doesnt ur jizz just collect in the back 0_0
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"device for discreet sperm collection"
lol
its a torch with a vagina on the front, im sure my parents would flip out if they found one of those in my room
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thedeadhaji
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I think Japan has 500billion different products analogous to this.
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On February 19 2009 06:32 JohnColtrane wrote:
"device for discreet sperm collection"
lol
its a torch with a vagina on the front, im sure my parents would flip out if they found one of those in my room
Dude, there's a cap.
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United States13896 Posts
On February 19 2009 06:30 paper wrote:
doesnt ur jizz just collect in the back 0_0
I'm sure you would have to clean it after using it.
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did you just start watching porn today? fleshlight been around forever ;O!
everyone needs one of these: http://www.bodybouncer.com/
THE BODY BOUNCER, safe for work and roflll
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On February 19 2009 06:33 tdotkrayz wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2009 06:32 JohnColtrane wrote:
"device for discreet sperm collection"
lol
its a torch with a vagina on the front, im sure my parents would flip out if they found one of those in my room Dude, there's a cap.
what if my parents needed a torch to look in a closet or something?
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My hand works fine. It's probably easier to clean too
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On February 19 2009 06:35 MiniRoman wrote:did you just start watching porn today? fleshlight been around forever ;O! everyone needs one of these: http://www.bodybouncer.com/THE BODY BOUNCER, safe for work and roflll
I WILL TAKE 5.
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On February 19 2009 06:37 JohnColtrane wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2009 06:33 tdotkrayz wrote:On February 19 2009 06:32 JohnColtrane wrote:
"device for discreet sperm collection"
lol
its a torch with a vagina on the front, im sure my parents would flip out if they found one of those in my room Dude, there's a cap. what if my parents needed a torch to look in a closet or something?
Where do you live in the 14th century?
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On February 19 2009 06:49 JudgeMathis wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2009 06:37 JohnColtrane wrote:On February 19 2009 06:33 tdotkrayz wrote:On February 19 2009 06:32 JohnColtrane wrote:
"device for discreet sperm collection"
lol
its a torch with a vagina on the front, im sure my parents would flip out if they found one of those in my room Dude, there's a cap. what if my parents needed a torch to look in a closet or something? Where do you live in the 14th century?
You're so VIOLENTLY American.
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lol body bouncer looks fun
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Man when the power goes out and your parents are trying to use your jerking aid as a flashlight, that will be a memory that sticks with you.
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United States12607 Posts
On February 19 2009 06:50 404.Nintu wrote:Show nested quote +On February 19 2009 06:49 JudgeMathis wrote:On February 19 2009 06:37 JohnColtrane wrote:On February 19 2009 06:33 tdotkrayz wrote:On February 19 2009 06:32 JohnColtrane wrote:
"device for discreet sperm collection"
lol
its a torch with a vagina on the front, im sure my parents would flip out if they found one of those in my room Dude, there's a cap. what if my parents needed a torch to look in a closet or something? Where do you live in the 14th century? You're so VIOLENTLY American.
Translation, for all of us American noobies in here: torch = flashlight, in British English.
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