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miseiler
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States1389 Posts
February 18 2009 22:01 GMT
#21
On February 19 2009 06:35 MiniRoman wrote:
did you just start watching porn today? fleshlight been around forever ;O!

everyone needs one of these: http://www.bodybouncer.com/

THE BODY BOUNCER, safe for work and roflll


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT IS AMAZING

It's so beautiful and so simple. This is the kind of thing they point to in school and say, "Listen, kids. The key to invention is simply finding a problem, then solving it in a simple way." And then they give you that knowing look that says, "Yes, the inventor of the pet rock made squillions and you will, too."
"Jinro soo manly wearing only a T-Shirt while the Koreans freeze in their jackets" -- Double_O
"He's from Sweden, man. We have to fight polar bears on our way to school." -- Yusername
yoshtodd
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States418 Posts
February 18 2009 22:03 GMT
#22
lol body bouncer looks so terrible. People too lazy to move their body even for sex now?
moo
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
February 18 2009 22:03 GMT
#23
oops yeah sorry, i meant flashlight
HEY MEYT
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
February 18 2009 22:04 GMT
#24
--- Nuked ---
Rice
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1332 Posts
February 18 2009 22:08 GMT
#25
On February 19 2009 06:57 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Man when the power goes out and your parents are trying to use your jerking aid as a flashlight, that will be a memory that sticks with you.


rofl
Freedom will be defended at the cost of civil liberties.
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
February 18 2009 22:17 GMT
#26
On February 19 2009 07:03 yoshtodd wrote:
lol body bouncer looks so terrible. People too lazy to move their body even for sex now?


You're right that it's somewhat lazy, but it's ingenious nonetheless. The principle is that it's less work, all pleasure. Which is a good thing.
Chains none
ShadowDrgn
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States2497 Posts
February 18 2009 22:25 GMT
#27
On February 19 2009 06:19 Spartan wrote:
Waste of money if can get the real thing.


The real thing costs more.
Of course, you only live one life, and you make all your mistakes, and learn what not to do, and that’s the end of you.
miseiler
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States1389 Posts
February 18 2009 22:33 GMT
#28
On February 19 2009 07:25 ShadowDrgn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 19 2009 06:19 Spartan wrote:
Waste of money if can get the real thing.


The real thing costs more.


QFT.
"Jinro soo manly wearing only a T-Shirt while the Koreans freeze in their jackets" -- Double_O
"He's from Sweden, man. We have to fight polar bears on our way to school." -- Yusername
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
February 18 2009 22:38 GMT
#29
On February 19 2009 06:54 pyrogenetix wrote:
lol body bouncer looks fun


it looks REALLY uncomfortable
EscPlan9
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2777 Posts
February 18 2009 22:39 GMT
#30
A friend of mine used to work at Fleshlight and shipped me one for free. At first it was awesome - much better than the 5-finger method. But it requires maintainence which is a pain. It only takes a couple minutes where you soak it in soapy water, and then you let it dry for a few hours. If that was all there was to the maintainence, I would still like the product. Here's the biggest problem: the feel of the material degrades over time. You have to cake it regularly with baby powder or corn starch to keep it from feeling tacky and gross. Even when I tried maintaining it like that, I never could get it to feel right again.

I don't recommend getting one.
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PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
February 18 2009 22:47 GMT
#31
lawl ads for that float around everywhere.
Hello
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
February 18 2009 22:55 GMT
#32
I had one and I got rid of it cuz it was too much hassle
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-18 23:02:11
February 18 2009 23:01 GMT
#33
On February 19 2009 07:55 travis wrote:
I had one and I got rid of it cuz it was too much hassle


woman, or fleshlight?
+ Show Spoiler +
sorry, I had to
✌
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
February 18 2009 23:44 GMT
#34
On February 19 2009 08:01 JWD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 19 2009 07:55 travis wrote:
I had one and I got rid of it cuz it was too much hassle


woman, or fleshlight?
+ Show Spoiler +
sorry, I had to


lol, pics or it didn't happen
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
February 19 2009 00:00 GMT
#35
On February 19 2009 08:44 emperorchampion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 19 2009 08:01 JWD wrote:
On February 19 2009 07:55 travis wrote:
I had one and I got rid of it cuz it was too much hassle


woman, or fleshlight?
+ Show Spoiler +
sorry, I had to


lol, pics or it didn't happen

??
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
renegade_zerg
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Korea (South)525 Posts
February 19 2009 01:04 GMT
#36
lol, pics or it didn't happen[/QUOTE]


thats a little bit weird dude
b3tty
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada216 Posts
February 19 2009 01:09 GMT
#37
looks kinda rough in there.
Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
February 19 2009 01:09 GMT
#38
I lol'd hard at the body bouncer.
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
tdotkrayz
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States136 Posts
February 19 2009 04:54 GMT
#39
On February 19 2009 07:39 EscPlan9 wrote:
A friend of mine used to work at Fleshlight and shipped me one for free. At first it was awesome - much better than the 5-finger method. But it requires maintainence which is a pain. It only takes a couple minutes where you soak it in soapy water, and then you let it dry for a few hours. If that was all there was to the maintainence, I would still like the product. Here's the biggest problem: the feel of the material degrades over time. You have to cake it regularly with baby powder or corn starch to keep it from feeling tacky and gross. Even when I tried maintaining it like that, I never could get it to feel right again.

I don't recommend getting one.


Thanks for actually answering my question

I was waiting for someone to do that...
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
February 19 2009 22:10 GMT
#40
I guess you have to lubricate it everytime as well? :/
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