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anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
January 06 2009 23:01 GMT
#21
lol IntoTheWow

he DID rig the map so that she'd have sex with him...
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
January 07 2009 01:03 GMT
#22
Hey MonkeySpanker this story reminds me of your high school graduation.

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It never happened!!!!!!!!!!
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
January 07 2009 01:05 GMT
#23
So how did you pay the 2500$? Did you raid your grandmother's appartment again?
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-07 01:19:36
January 07 2009 01:09 GMT
#24
THIS DOES NOT BODE WELL FOR ME.


Kinda like your gpa then, whatever happened to that impressive 1.5, got into college yet champ?

Haha no Im just kidding, colleges need janitors as well. You could be like Will Hunting, but instead of solving math you'd just look confused at the math problem and clean the hallways for the rest of your life.
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
January 07 2009 01:25 GMT
#25
jesus you even tried to brag about how fast you wrote this
..gotta give you style points for that, i guess
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
ish0wstopper
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Korea (South)342 Posts
January 07 2009 03:06 GMT
#26
you should have put it in her butt
ish0wstopper effect
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
January 07 2009 04:02 GMT
#27
hahah kennigit nice title edit. Oh and cow, I was just making a note of it :D
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clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-07 04:11:02
January 07 2009 04:10 GMT
#28
Frits you're a douche lol
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4642 Posts
January 07 2009 04:14 GMT
#29
Frits is a loveable rascal, he can't help he doesn't have the legendary skills to manipulate everyone on the internet into liking him. MS and marklarmarklar should team up to form the best pick-up duo ever.
This neo violence, pure self defiance
Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-07 04:20:15
January 07 2009 04:20 GMT
#30
It was a T_T moment if there ever was one. I explain to her how we have to go back downstairs and I put her pants back on her and stand her up, we walk to my door and she just goes "PUT IT IN MY BUTT" and pulls down her pants.

This made me an incredibly sad panda. I had her begging for me to try something I have always wanted to do, but I felt bad because she was drunk, so I didn't do it


Stopped reading. Lie better next time.
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
January 07 2009 04:20 GMT
#31
I don't care whether or not you like me, its not my goal to get the universal approval of the internet. Do you have any just reasons for blatantly throwing my blog off topic with nonsensical bullshit?
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 07 2009 04:21 GMT
#32
On January 07 2009 12:06 ish0wstopper wrote:
you should have put it in her butt


I love how in a cloud of flames there is still this
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
January 07 2009 12:43 GMT
#33
tl;dr

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People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
January 07 2009 12:44 GMT
#34
LOL frits hahahhahhahahaha
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-08 04:26:04
January 08 2009 04:25 GMT
#35
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NSFW
Peace~
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
January 08 2009 06:38 GMT
#36
On January 08 2009 13:25 fanatacist wrote:
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NSFW

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
January 08 2009 07:58 GMT
#37
lol what the FUCK is that fanta?
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Siefu
Profile Joined November 2004
Australia205 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-08 11:47:44
January 08 2009 11:46 GMT
#38
On January 08 2009 13:25 fanatacist wrote:
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[image loading]

NSFW

LOLWTF? What the hell is that thing in his right hand?!
EDIT: Oh right, mobile phone with presumably the father/ex-best friend on the line...
/facepalm
He walks among us, but he is not one of us.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
January 08 2009 16:18 GMT
#39
Teehee n_n
Peace~
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22213 Posts
January 08 2009 17:08 GMT
#40
Holy shit you should write a novel loool
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
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