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Anyone with prostatitis here?

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Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
January 01 2009 19:19 GMT
#1
Lately I've been feeling some mild discomfort between my a-hole and dick, and after some google searching, I read up a lot on this condition called prostatitis.

I wont go into detalis about it, but I was wondering if anyone here have it, and if anyone knows if its actually possible to have the condition without symptoms such as frequent urination or painfull urination.

The only symptom I have, is a burning sensation, like muscle pain or something.

Im going to see a doctor in a few days, but im just wondering if it might be something else.
Im sure theres a doctor or something on tl.net :D

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MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
January 01 2009 19:24 GMT
#2
pics please
hello there
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9949 Posts
January 01 2009 19:28 GMT
#3
Aww man you'll have to go through your first prostate exam. Not gonna be easy losing your anal virginity.

hope you get well soon
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
January 01 2009 19:28 GMT
#4
Yeah I cant really say im looking forward to having stuff up my ass.
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
January 01 2009 19:49 GMT
#5
come on, it'll be fun
hello there
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
January 01 2009 20:06 GMT
#6
Your name reflects your situation well.
GL !
La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
Repertoire
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada92 Posts
January 01 2009 20:08 GMT
#7
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-01 20:36:49
January 01 2009 20:36 GMT
#8
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That was the first thing I thought of when they mentioned prostate exam lol.
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
January 01 2009 20:43 GMT
#9
I must say I don't quite envy you. I wish you goodluck with whatever destiny your asshole awaits.
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-01 20:46:54
January 01 2009 20:45 GMT
#10
Thanks, I'll keep you posted :-)

Edit: Yeah, that family guy thing was the first thing that came to mind when I found out what condition I might have.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
January 01 2009 20:46 GMT
#11
On January 02 2009 04:24 MarklarMarklar wrote:
pics please


hahahahaha
UNFUCK YOURSELF
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6639 Posts
January 01 2009 20:49 GMT
#12
Thankfully not, this sounds awful. Good luck :o
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-01 21:40:57
January 01 2009 21:27 GMT
#13
Blue balls? Surprise vasectomy? Were you, perhaps.. punched in the dick?

edit: Is there a match and/or other source of fire in the vicinity of your taint?
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Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
January 01 2009 21:37 GMT
#14
physician is a doctor, and Jathin a med student

you should pm them a picture of your anus
Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
January 01 2009 21:38 GMT
#15
Thanks, I'll get right on that.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24745 Posts
January 01 2009 22:21 GMT
#16
You didn't recently shave over there right?
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
January 01 2009 22:22 GMT
#17
Nope.
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
January 01 2009 22:30 GMT
#18
On January 02 2009 06:37 Frits wrote:
physician is a doctor, and Jathin a med student

you should pm them a picture of your anus


I couldn't resist

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Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
January 01 2009 23:04 GMT
#19
epic fail!
HeavenS
Profile Joined August 2004
Colombia2259 Posts
January 02 2009 00:30 GMT
#20
i get that pain sometimes, but only if i like jump down and land on my feet hard. For example if im a the gym, after a set of pullups when i hit the floor i get this BAD fucking pain in like in between my ass and nuts. Dude that shit rlly sux, hope u feel better.
Im cooler than the other side of the pillow.
ahrara_
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Afghanistan1715 Posts
January 02 2009 04:41 GMT
#21
maybe this is what happened
http://music.metafilter.com/2380/Punch-Em-In-The-Dick-NSFW-lyrics
in Afghanistan we have 20% literacy rate
lesser_good
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada698 Posts
January 02 2009 05:04 GMT
#22
my good friend jon thought he had that last year. Any ways He got tones of shiz stuffed down his ass. Have fun
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