-Scouting information is absolutely critical. If your information is five minutes old, it can no longer be trusted.
-It's all mind games. You can never take any action at face value; you never know when they're faking it just to screw with you.
-It's usually a good idea to have a game plan, however, sometimes it's better to improvise. Don't be afraid to be creative.
-Starcraft: you're really fucked if you don't even know what race you're playing against. Dating: You're really fucked if you're not even sure if she's a she.
-Flanking can a good tactic if it looks like you're losing the advantage.
-Basic mechanics are the foundation, but without good game sense and timing, you're going nowhere fast.
-If your timing is off by even the slightest bit at a critical moment, it can cost you everything.
-If you're getting frustrated, find someone better than you and go over replays to find out where you went wrong. Focus on one thing at a time; you're not going to become gosu overnight, so don't expect it. Get opinions from both sides of the matchup. A major difference between starcraft and dating is you can play offrace in starcraft.
-If you're losing badly, at least amuse yourself by pulling something crazy and desperate.
-One good way to improve is to mass game.
-Cheesy strategies are risky, but can get you easy victories. (thanks LxRogue)
On December 08 2008 17:54 vAltyR wrote: -Starcraft: you're really fucked if you don't even know what race you're playing against. Dating: You're really fucked if you're not even sure if she's a she.
make sure to scan around before you drop it always send one guy out to take all the fire if something is squirming around, irradiate it run your things into the tanks
LOL, but I never realized some guys thought of girl issues as something akin to science/a game/strategies - thinking about it that much is kind of creepy to us girls.
On December 08 2008 18:50 Roxen000 wrote: This blog is pretty correct. Sometimes I'm trying to pick up a girl but I fail due to map imbalance. Not my fault =[
On December 08 2008 20:16 Infinity.SkyLark wrote: yeah this is true..I remember once I dated this girl, there was like 7 second timing window for me to kiss her goodbye and I didn't do it...T_T
On December 08 2008 20:16 Infinity.SkyLark wrote: yeah this is true..I remember once I dated this girl, there was like 7 second timing window for me to kiss her goodbye and I didn't do it...T_T
On December 08 2008 20:16 Infinity.SkyLark wrote: yeah this is true..I remember once I dated this girl, there was like 7 second timing window for me to kiss her goodbye and I didn't do it...T_T
7 seconds is really kind of a long time >.>
Yeah, exactly T_T, but it was kinda dark so I wasn't able to figure out where her she was looking at, but I knew she was facing me. Its kinda romantic when a guy just slow kisses (like slow push) into a girl..haha..
There's one big difference. Starcraft you can actually win. With women, it's just a best of three that turns into a best of five that turns into a best of seven which, eventually, she will win - one way or another.
lol thats awesome, what a coincidence I saw that for the first time a few days ago and made a blog about marshall = mondragon now I watch it every day and see clips of it everywhere
You also have to beware of predatorial women - gold diggers, toxic wives, etc. They start by casting ensnare but just when you think things are going well - BAM - plaguuu!! Then she infests your CC and uses your children as suicide bombers...after taking half your shit, of course.
On December 08 2008 22:23 Infinity.SkyLark wrote: wait, does anyone have the picture of a condom with boxers picture on it with the caption "400 apm? No problem!"
On December 08 2008 18:04 Mikilatov wrote: ... And in both pursuits... You sometimes you get hit with the plaguuuuu. =(
Specially in the Asian server ;]
And if your doing it for too long your APM starts decreasing dramatically and you start doing uneccesary actions, specially the part where you stop inserting your penis in her vagina.
On December 08 2008 17:54 vAltyR wrote: -Starcraft: you're really fucked if you don't even know what race you're playing against. Dating: You're really fucked if you're not even sure if she's a she.
-If you're getting frustrated, find someone better than you and go over replays to find out where you went wrong. Focus on one thing at a time; you're not going to become gosu overnight, so don't expect it. Get opinions from both sides of the matchup. A major difference between starcraft and dating is you can play offrace in starcraft.
I think you kinda stated that you can play offrace in dating to ^^
On December 08 2008 17:54 vAltyR wrote: -Starcraft: you're really fucked if you don't even know what race you're playing against. Dating: You're really fucked if you're not even sure if she's a she.
-If you're getting frustrated, find someone better than you and go over replays to find out where you went wrong. Focus on one thing at a time; you're not going to become gosu overnight, so don't expect it. Get opinions from both sides of the matchup. A major difference between starcraft and dating is you can play offrace in starcraft.
I think you kinda stated that you can play offrace in dating to ^^
weeeelllll.... maybe. but it's a little more permanent. O.O
On December 08 2008 22:16 jgad wrote: There's one big difference. Starcraft you can actually win. With women, it's just a best of three that turns into a best of five that turns into a best of seven which, eventually, she will win - one way or another.
EPT
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